"Alright, first, I'll explain the rules of wrestling. No punching, no kicking, but you can use your feet to trip your opponent. If you trip them to the ground, you lose."
"Let's just take the convertible. I think the convertible is fine. At least when it comes to wrestling, I'd rather take the convertible."
"If you can't win, you won't even have a convertible. If you lose, you'll just keep training."
"If you manage to pin down any one of our six instructors, you can leave in the minibus."
Everyone's eyes snapped towards the minibus parked to the side, their pupils suddenly shining. At the same time, the gazes of three or four people were all focused on Su Han. Su Han was likely their only hope here.
After all, Su Han was skilled in martial arts and acting, having come from a background of martial arts performances. If even Su Han couldn't win, what could they say?
Su Han said, "Whether we can leave in the minibus today depends on you."
"Come on, let's start with the smaller ones."
As soon as the instructor finished speaking, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi, Lu Han, and Su Han all took a few steps back, making space for Wang Mian. Wang Mian was stunned. Starting with the smaller ones?
"Hahahahahaha."
"Wait, wait, you there, hurry up and come out. I think our heights need to be compared. Lu Han, let's compare. How tall are you? What's your height?"
"Come on, come on, if you're a real man, just step forward."
"Two contestants, please. The first love instructor says to bring out one instructor from the formation."
The instructor who stepped out looked mighty and imposing, and seemed difficult to defeat.
Facing the opponent's posture, he couldn't help but take a deep breath, feeling a little flustered.
Let's do introductions.
"Zhou Zhiyang, formerly served in..."
"Wang Mian has a left leg injury, his kidneys aren't great, and he has after-effects from a concussion."
Wang Mian's words sent everyone into fits of laughter.
"Hahahahahaha."
The instructor walked over: "I didn't ask you to come here to tell a sob story. Why didn't you come in a wheelchair?"
"Who are you trying to kill with laughter?"
"Why didn't you come in a wheelchair?"
"Hahaha, this is more entertaining than a Spring Festival Gala skit. I almost burst out laughing in the library, this is truly hilarious."
The instructor stepped forward: "Okay, now, with me as the main focus, I'll blow the whistle, and then we'll get ready."
As the instructor blew the whistle, "Wang Mian turned and ran, look at everyone, it's hilarious."
Su Han, in particular, burst into uncontrollable laughter, his stomach aching from laughing so hard that he clutched his abdomen.
"Wang Mian, oh Wang Mian, you're just too funny."
"Then I won't indulge you. I'm telling you, there's only one person from Northeast China here."
"I'm local too, I've been wrestling since I was a kid."
"Where are you from?"
"Qiqihar?"
Wang Mian and the instructor clasped hands, and just as he was about to secretly trip the other person, he was unable to execute the move and was directly tripped to the ground.
"What's the point of you talking so much?"
"Defeated in one move."
"Hahahaha."
"Oh my god, Wang Mian, you're not doing well at all. You look like such a weakling."
"Hahahaha, this is killing me with laughter."
"You wasted such a good opportunity, Wang Mian, are you really cursed to be unlucky since childhood?"
"Wang Mian, you're too funny. Next time, just say Qiqihar."
"Why run to the Northeast? It's too cold to wrestle here."
"When will it be Su Han's turn?"
"I really want to see Su Han wrestle."
"Next contestant, step forward."
The instructor walked out, and then Lu Han also stepped forward.
"Hello, my name is Zhang Wei, formerly served in..."
Lu Han, hearing the opponent's introduction, immediately felt intimidated. The instructor then prepared for both to crouch down in a wrestling stance. It was just this crouch, and as the opponent clenched his fists, Lu Han also panicked.
"Oh no, why is he throwing a punch?"
"Sorry, sorry, muscle memory."
"Get ready."
"It hasn't even started, and Lu Han has already tripped himself."
"Hahahahahaha, you don't even need to wrestle."
"Lu Han has already been defeated."
"Professional fake fall, a beautiful feint."
"Hahaha, don't make me do it, I'll do it myself."
Deng Chao said, "Little Lu, use your own skills. This is very agile, try it, what if you win?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Han fell to the ground the next second.
Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, and Su Han were all in stitches, and Wang Mian was laughing uncontrollably on the side.
Netizens in the live broadcast room were also roaring with laughter.
Deng Chao walked up to the camera: "What a bunch of cowards. How can this be broadcast?"
"Who's the next contestant? Bring out Chen Chichi, Chen Chichi is a heavyweight, he'll definitely be okay."
Chen Chichi refused to go forward at all, so Deng Chao made preparations and said, "I'll go."
"Cai Xinpeng, formerly served in..."
"Hello Deng Chao, I've been in military training."
"Hahahaha, who hasn't been in military training?"
"That doesn't sound intimidating at all. Military training won't scare us. Are you a real man? Come up and compete. Let's see if Brother Chao can last 10 seconds?"
"Ready!"
With that said, Deng Chao and the instructor began their wrestling movements. Initially, they held each other's arms.
They circled each other once, and Deng Chao hadn't been thrown down yet. It had to be said, Deng Chao actually had some skill.
But the opposing instructor was not to be outdone, and was held by Deng Chao, refusing to fall. Watching this scene, everyone couldn't help but sigh deeply: "This is so much like a name tag tearing game."
"Brother Chao, tear his name tag, hahahaha."
"Go, go."
"Come on, let's cheer too."
"Brother Chao, go!"
"It's like reliving Running Man."
"Participating in Running Man too often has become a habit."
"Name tag tearing, my youth is back."
"This is hilarious."
"Tear him!"
Deng Chao and the instructor persisted, and after about a minute of stalemate, they were still evenly matched.
Deng Chao suddenly attempted a sneak attack, grabbing the opponent's leg, but his attempts were foiled several times. They continued to persevere.
"Brother Chao, you really have something!"
Seeing this, an instructor on the side said, "If the coach loses, there's no lunch today."
This put immense pressure on him. The opposing officer took off his jacket.
"I never expected 'Wu Ha' to become this kind of program. Isn't this a travel show?" Chen Chichi sighed deeply.
Next, Deng Chao also took off his jacket, preparing to fight the opponent with all his might. The two sides continued to be locked in a stalemate.
Finally, Deng Chao grabbed the opponent's leg. Seeing this, it seemed he had a chance of winning. At that moment, Chen Chichi, Wang Mian, Lu Han, and Su Han all shouted: "Brother Chao, go! Brother Chao, go!"
"Whether we can ride the bus depends on you!"