"Hahahaha!"
"Red, red, fire, fire, blurry, blurry, blurry."
"Are they trying to make me laugh myself to death?"
"Hello, instructor!"
"Hello, instructor!"
"Thank you for your hard work, instructor!"
Seeing the instructor, the five of them were as sweet-mouthed as if they had been coated in honey, and they were overjoyed.
"Good!"
"Fellow partners, good morning, everyone!"
"Good morning!"
"First, let me introduce myself, my name is Zhang Dapeng."
"I previously served in..."
"I've been entrusted by the travel agency to lead everyone in completing today's training mission!"
"I am the chief training instructor!"
"Now I announce that training officially begins!"
Su Han and the other four were stunned when they saw this scene, completely frozen in place.
"For no reason at all, we're going to have training!"
"Hahahaha!"
Su Han: "So I came here today for military training, right?"
"Your show is really bizarre."
"After participating in the show for less than thirty minutes, I've been laughing non-stop. No wonder they call it Wuha (Five Laughs)."
Su Han sighed deeply and complained, voicing the unspoken thoughts of everyone.
Netizens found it immensely entertaining.
"Come! Next, let's line up according to height."
Su Han, Deng Chao, and the others obediently lined up. Su Han, being the tallest, stood on the far left, and Wang Mian stood on the far right.
"Today we have an assessment. If you don't pass this assessment, none of you can leave!"
Su Han: "Oh! Thank you, instructor. I don't want to leave either. Please don't make me get on that vehicle; my mouth got crooked from the wind on it."
Deng Chao: "Puchi!"
Chen Chichi: "Hahahaha!"
Lu Han covered his mouth, trying hard to suppress his laughter.
Wang Mian: "Su Han can't be here. If Su Han is here, I feel like I'm going to die laughing."
"Su Han's humor is exactly my type, it's too funny."
"Hahaha, this weirdo."
"Am I going to die laughing?"
"I never imagined Su Han would be this humorous before. He's really suited for variety shows. If possible, I strongly suggest Su Han be a regular guest!"
"Yes, let Su Han be a regular guest."
"Come!"
"Attention, at ease!"
As the instructor shouted, everyone listened to the command and obediently stood at ease and at attention.
Instructor: "I can see you've put effort into standing at ease and at attention."
"I can tell now, you all want to leave!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
"About face!"
"Forward, march!"
"Halt!"
When they halted, they were already face-to-face with another group of men in camouflage.
"Come, let's proceed to the next item!"
"Rub your faces with snow!"
"We've arrived in the north, what's the first challenge?"
"Rubbing faces!"
"Rubbing faces!"
The instructor said dismissively: "Preventing frostbite!"
"Ooooh~~"
"In Qiqihar, with its ice and snow, what might occur?"
"Frostbite might occur."
"If we get frostbite, what's the solution?"
"Go home!"
"Hahahaha!"
"In any case, you definitely can't go home now!"
"You must never use hot water to apply to your face and hands, as this will make frostbite worse."
"What's the best and fastest method?"
As the instructor spoke, he squatted down, grabbed a handful of snow: "It's to rub our faces with our snow."
"Rub, rub it hot!"
"Come, let's try it now!"
Su Han: "Instructor, we haven't gotten frostbite yet! We'll get frostbite after rubbing!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter."
"Su Han is really hitting my funny bone, damn it, I'm dying of laughter."
Instructor: "We don't have frostbite now, we need to warm up!"
"Rub!"
"Rub!"
They squatted down, grabbed a handful of snow, their hands trembled uncontrollably from the cold, and at the same time, they kept exclaiming "Ai yo, ai yo," sounding utterly pathetic.
"This round is completed, let's move on to the next one!"
Next, the five of them obediently cupped the snow and desperately rubbed it on their faces.
Deng Chao: "Friends, when you come to the Northeast, besides rubbing your face with snow, you can also get a hairstyle."
"Friends, it's warm, very warm!"
"Good!"
"Stop!"
"We've all passed this round."
"Hahahaha, Chao Ge has gone mad."
"Chao Ge, you're making me die of laughter."
"Alright, next is the next round, wrestling!"
The entire Wuha family became vigilant, their pupils slightly shrinking.
Wang Mian blinked in surprise: ???
"Who are we wrestling with?"
"Wrestling with the coaches behind us."
Su Han: "Isn't that just getting beaten!"
"Hahahaha!"
"What is Su Han afraid of with this kind of thing? When it comes to fighting, Su Han is the best."
"That's right, Su Han doesn't need to be afraid at all."
"Go for it!"
"Aow aow aow~~~ Finally, we get to see Su Han fight!"