"Damn it! Can’t a person get any sleep?!"
Ming Li, sword in hand, walked downstairs with a blank expression. She kicked open the closed main door.
Seeing this, everyone was too tense to speak.
Everyone: “……”
What was this woman doing? Wasn’t she afraid of zombies rushing in?
What if she charged out like this and got bitten?
Before anyone could say anything, they witnessed a scene they would never forget.
Outside the door, Ming Li, with a dark expression, drew her silver sword. With a flash of silver light, Ming Li instantly annihilated a group of zombies.
Zombies: “……” Who am I? Where am I? What just happened?
After finishing off the zombies, Ming Li calmly took out a white cloth and wiped her silver sword, walking back inside as she wiped it.
As she walked towards everyone, they heard Ming Li mutter quietly, "Damn it! Have these zombies not bathed in months? They stink so much!"
Everyone: “……” They unconsciously swallowed, their jaws so shocked they’d fallen off and couldn’t be found.
Seeing Ming Li approach, everyone automatically cleared a path for her.
“Holy crap! That’s amazing! Are we witnessing the legendary boss?”
Ming Li went upstairs, leaving a group of stunned people behind her.
She sheathed her silver sword and walked towards the bathroom, saying to the system, "Before I come out, get rid of the smell in this room. Damn it! It stinks!"
System: “……” It really wanted to refuse, but it didn’t dare…
After Ming Li closed the bathroom door, the system began its cleaning duties.
When Ming Li came out after her bath, she saw the system exhausted on the ground and Lin Zichen sitting on the sofa.
Ming Li frowned and asked, "What are you doing here again?"
Damn it! Can’t a person get any sleep?! Can’t a person get any sleep?!
Lin Zichen glanced at Ming Li, whose hair was still dripping water, quickly averted his gaze, and said with a hint of red on his ears and an unnatural expression, "You… you should put on some clothes first…"
Ming Li expressionlessly looked down at her loosely buttoned collar and rolled her eyes in exasperation.
Ming Li fastened her clothes, ignored the hairdryer beside her, casually dried her hair, sat on the sofa, and looked at Lin Zichen, her tone becoming slightly dangerous, "What exactly do you want?"
"Damn it, you idiot! If you disturb my sleep again, believe it or not, I’ll beat you up too."
Meeting Ming Li’s cold gaze, Lin Zichen quickly took out a seemingly heavy bag and said, "These are the crystal cores from those zombies earlier."
Hearing this, Ming Li frowned slightly and asked, "Why did you bring these smelly things up?"
Lin Zichen: “……”
The system hadn't paid attention to the conversation between Ming Li and Lin Zichen. Seeing the bag in Lin Zichen's hand now, it thought it was something delicious and ran over. It grabbed a crystal core, found it familiar, and sniffed it.
Suddenly, the system's eyes lit up. This thing was fragrant, with a sweet scent.
The system grabbed one and started to gnaw on it.
Seeing this, Ming Li: “……” Huh? Does this thing know where it came from? Isn’t it afraid of getting a stomachache?
Ming Li asked, "Why are you gnawing on the crystal core?"
The system, midway through gnawing, suddenly heard Ming Li's question and its gnawing action abruptly stopped.
System: “……” Wait! What is this?! A crystal core! The crystal core from inside the zombie's head?!
With a *plop*, half the crystal core in the system’s pig trotters fell to the ground.
“Gack!” The system suddenly started to retch.
Ming Li’s lips twitched slightly. It seemed this thing didn't eat everything.
PS: Little cuties, can you give me some more updates via video request?!
Author’s Note:
Thank you, my little cuties, for the gifts!!! ﹋o﹋