June 1
Today is Children's Day.
Several days have passed since the great cultivator battle, and things have been quiet lately.
My simple life is going well.
I cultivate diligently every day, and also enjoy the pleasure of being a "master."
Master of whom?
Heh,
"Master, you must be tired from cultivating. Let me rub your shoulders!"
Can you tell from the voice?
A buxom beauty, bah... a beautiful woman!
It's the great beauty that the great sect leader of the "Divine Power Cult," Old Dragon Granny, transformed into.
A few days ago, when Monkey brought her over, to be honest, I was almost scared to death. Such a dangerous cult leader couldn't be kept around. I told Monkey to send her away quickly.
However, before I could act, she woke up.
At that moment, my heart was in a panic.
This is bad!
Then, perhaps my "protagonist halo" activated, and the plot took a delightful turn.
She lost her memory!
This cult leader, having lost her memory, transformed from the great sect leader of the "Divine Power Cult" into a "silly, sweet, and innocent girl."
Perhaps it was because I was the first person she saw, she actually called me "Dad."
As an upright person, someone who has detached himself from vulgar tastes, how could I let a buxom beauty, bah... a beautiful woman call me "Dad"? It's too perverse. I told her to call me "Master!"
The cult leader in "silly, sweet, and innocent" mode is very obedient. If I tell her to rub my shoulders, she rubs my shoulders; if I tell her to knead my legs, she kneads my legs. Whatever I tell her to do, she does. "Do" what... something feels odd here, never mind, anyway, I've happily acquired a "little maid."
Happy.
These past few days, I've given her a new name.
Xiao Long Nu!
Her original name, "Old Dragon Granny," was too unpleasant.
彡（—＿—；）彡
It doesn't suit the buxom beauty, bah... the beautiful woman's current identity and demeanor.
"Xiao Long Nu" suits her better.
[Name: Old Dragon Granny]
[Nickname: Xiao Long Nu]
[Age: 180 years old]
[Identity: Great Sect Leader of the "Divine Power Cult"]
[Cultivation Realm: Mid-stage Golden Core]
[Detailed Description: Severely injured by a cultivator from "Sheng Feng Sect" during the battle, lost her memory. Because she saw the host first upon waking, she considers the host as family.]
[Affection Level: Five Stars (Lifelong confidant)]
With Xiao Long Nu's company, my simple life is becoming more and more delightful.
Life, how blissful!
Oh, hehe...
June 2
Early in the morning, Monkey arrived.
This guy brought another "lotus leaf package."
He's been obsessed with all sorts of droppings lately.
A few days ago, he brought wild boar droppings, wild donkey droppings, and wild wolf droppings...
The damned monkey would stick a branch into the droppings and insist it was a "Lingzhi mushroom" I drew.
I feel like he's insulting me.
He can scold me, mock me, but he can't insult my "exquisite and divine" drawing skills.
The "Lingzhi mushroom sketch" I drew was so lifelike, so full of spirit, and he tells me it's just droppings with a stick inserted?
If this can be tolerated, what cannot?
For several consecutive days, I expressed my deep and profound "love" to Monkey with my "fists of love!"
This monkey is truly fearless, daring to come again today.
Me: ￣へ￣
This monkey, today, patted its chest and guaranteed that it was 100% correct.
Me: ￣へ￣
Whoever believes him is an idiot!
Monkey unwrapped the lotus leaf package layer by layer.
A pile of droppings.
It's clear Monkey put in effort; these droppings are very fresh and still steaming, likely from a tiger nearby.
Me: (╬◣д◢)
Meteor Storm!
Dragon Lord Ascends!
Hadoken!
Go to hell, Monkey!
...
I gave Monkey a half-hour "education of love," and its screams echoed throughout the mountain forest.
Monkey limped away. I believe it should have learned its lesson this time, well, maybe...
At noon, "Xiao Long Nu" massaged my shoulders and kneaded my legs as usual...
Excellent, very comfortable!
Don't misunderstand, everyone. It's a proper massage, definitely not a Thai massage.
As an upright person, someone who has detached himself from vulgar tastes, how could I bully a buxom beauty who has lost her memory, bah... a beautiful woman! Impossible!
Wow, a secret entry at the end, for my private diary. Nobody is allowed to peek.
Good breasts, bah... so big, truly so big!
Every time I see them, I get a feeling of "hills stretching to the horizon, peaks from the side," tsk tsk tsk!
I'm probably a poet!
My emotions are so artistic!
Well, given this situation, I'm thinking of changing "Xiao Long Nu's" name to "Da Long Nu."
Really, so big, super big...
June 3
Early in the morning, Monkey didn't come.
In the morning, I cultivated diligently.
At noon, I enjoyed Xiao Long Nu's massage.
In the afternoon, I cultivated diligently.
In the evening, I opened the system panel in my mind to watch "friend live streams."
[Ding! Your friend "Wang Tenglong" went berserk during cultivation, his yang energy was too excessive. He urgently needs yin essence for harmonization. The Grand Elder of "Nine Dragon Peak," "Feyhong Fairy," to save "Wang Tenglong," in a moment of desperation, formed a dual cultivation relationship with him. Detailed content omitted for ten thousand characters.]
Holy crap!
I'm furious.
System, you are a bit shameless!
What the heck is with your "omitted ten thousand characters"?
Have the guts to elaborate on those ten thousand characters so I can review them in detail.
As an upright person, someone who has detached himself from vulgar tastes, of course, I'm not looking to read "Wang Tenglong's" adult fiction.
I'm just curious about what "Wang Tenglong" and "Feyhong Fairy" did that requires ten thousand characters to describe.
Isn't that a bit exaggerated!
There's no donkey among the twelve zodiac animals, and "Wang Tenglong" isn't a donkey.
Even if "Wang Tenglong" were a donkey, it wouldn't take ten thousand characters to describe!
It's just dual cultivation, not rubbing sticks together to make fire, does it really need that long?
Uh...
Don't misunderstand, everyone. I'm absolutely not jealous. As a man, who would be jealous of such things... I'm just a little envious.
Wang Tenglong is good, Wang Tenglong's kidneys are good!
[Ding! Your friend "Yun Zhenting" had a fortuitous encounter in the ruins of an ancient immortal sect and obtained a fragment of a spiritual treasure, the "Lingxiao Broken Sword."]
[Ding! Your friend "Yun Zhenting" is very excited and kowtows in the direction of your cave: Thank you, senior, for your guidance. Thank you, senior, for your protection!]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, your friend "Yun Zhenting's" affection level towards you has increased by 10,000. Current affection level: Four Stars (Deep as the Sea).]
Me: o（（⊙﹏⊙））o
Confused tree, confused fruit, you and I under the confused tree.
What happened?
I'm completely bewildered!
I know that "Yun Zhenting" led the Yun family cultivators into the "Ruins of the Ancient Immortal Sect" for exploration, and he even invited me to join. I flatly refused.
"Ruins of the Ancient Immortal Sect," sounds very dangerous.
As a qualified "turtle cultivator," I wouldn't go, not even if you beat me to death!
So, what is this situation now?
"Yun Zhenting" had a fortuitous encounter in the "Ruins of the Ancient Immortal Sect" and obtained the "Lingxiao Broken Sword," a fragment of a spiritual treasure. This is his own destiny, and it has nothing to do with me!
Does this guy really need to thank me?
He also said, "Thank you, senior, for your guidance." What did I guide him on? I don't even know what the "Lingxiao Broken Sword" is, so how could I guide him?
He also said, "Thank you, senior, for your protection." That's even more absurd. I don't know what dangers there are in obtaining the "Lingxiao Broken Sword," so how could I protect him?
Heaven knows what kind of "Dehua" is going on in "Yun Zhenting's" mind. His affection level towards me has surged by 10,000 points.
Heh, heh heh... "Millennium Dehua Spirit!"