After Yun Zhenting left, Hao Ren hid in the cave and began to spectate Yun Zhaozhao's status updates online.
"Beep! Your friend 'Yun Zhaozhao' was confessed to by Wang Dong for the second time!"
"Beep! Your friend 'Yun Zhaozhao' rejected Wang Dong's confession for the second time!"
"Beep! Your friend 'Yun Zhaozhao' saved Wang Dong, who attempted suicide for love!"
"Beep! Your friend 'Yun Zhaozhao' was confessed to by Wang Dong for the third time!"
...
Hao Ren's titanium alloy dog eyes were almost blinded.
In just a moment, the young master Wang Dong of "Medicine King's Mansion" had confessed his love more than ten times, was heartbroken and despaired after being rejected, and then attempted suicide more than ten times, only to be saved by Yun Zhaozhao each time.
So, this guy must be "love-brained"!
He was on the verge of death for being rejected. You've completely disgraced "Medicine King's Mansion"!
Hao Ren was speechless.
Wang Dong, a Golden Core stage cultivator, was too weak. His Dao heart was not firm at all.
This time, he was completely relieved.
With this severely injured Golden Core stage cultivator nearby, Hao Ren no longer had to worry about his safety. Because Wang Dong was "love-brained," he wouldn't be capable of doing anything harmful.
"Beep! Congratulations to the host. The young master Wang Dong of 'Medicine King's Mansion' has developed a good impression of you. Favorability +50. Current Favorability: One Star (Acquaintance)."
Hao Ren.
o( (⊙﹏⊙) )o
This favorability came out of nowhere, but it was also within reason. All the actions of a "love-brained" person should be this inexplicable.
Hao Ren opened his friend list in his mind and examined Wang Dong's personal information in detail.
[Name: Wang Dong]
[Age: Twenty-eight]
[Identity: Young Master of 'Medicine King's Mansion']
[Cultivation Realm: Early Golden Core (Severely Injured)]
[Detailed Description: Wang Dong, the young master of 'Medicine King's Mansion,' possesses outstanding talent. He was fully nurtured by 'Medicine King's Mansion' from a young age, guided by renowned masters, and underwent cleansing and bone marrow washing with various precious elixirs, leading to rapid cultivation progress. He recently broke through to become a Golden Core cultivator. Due to insufficient combat experience, he was severely injured by True Person Jiao of the 'Yuantong Divine Sect.' He was later saved by Yun Zhaozhao, and developed feelings for her. Because Yun Zhaozhao spoke highly of you in front of him, he developed a good impression of you out of liking for her.]
[Favorability: One Star (Acquaintance)]
...
Indeed, a flower grown in a greenhouse!
After reading Wang Dong's detailed information, Hao Ren sighed.
Wang Dong had been pampered by "Medicine King's Mansion" since childhood, living in a greenhouse. He had little understanding of human relationships and the dangers of the world. It was normal for such a pure and naive person to possess the "love-brained" trait.
Hao Ren couldn't help but look forward to it. If Wang Dong knew that his "love rival" was a dead monkey, how would he react?
Heh heh...
As Hao Ren was lost in thought, a familiar cry suddenly echoed from outside the cave.
Jiji, jijiji...
The dead monkey?
Why is it back again!
Hao Ren walked to the cave entrance and peered outside.
He couldn't believe his eyes.
What the hell?
Hao Ren saw a giant lotus leaf package!
The dead monkey was struggling to drag the lotus leaf package, which was as big as an adult, ridiculously so!
So, what the hell had the monkey brought this time?
Hao Ren walked out of the cave and shouted at the monkey.
"Monkey, what are you doing?"
The Little Spirit Monkey King raised its monkey face and smiled triumphantly.
Then, with nimble movements, it quickly unwrapped the lotus leaf package layer by layer.
Human, look carefully, what I found this time is definitely the "Lingzhi" you're looking for!
If Hao Ren knew what the monkey was thinking, he would definitely smash its dog head.
Does your Lingzhi grow this big?
When the Little Spirit Monkey King completely opened the lotus leaf package, Hao Ren was stunned.
Wh-what the hell?
What was he seeing? A woman!
That's right, a woman!
Uh, to be precise, an old woman, a very, very old granny!
Hao Ren.
(艹皿艹)
Dead monkey, are you sick!
Why did you bring a woman here?
Of course, if you wanted to bring a young and beautiful one, that would be fine. Why did you bring an old granny? Do you have any respect for the elderly and love for the young? How could you treat an old person so roughly, doesn't your conscience hurt? Scram! Go and get a beauty, bah... hurry and send this old person away!
Facing Hao Ren's rage, the monkey seemed unfazed. It chirped "jiji" twice, then took out a... "Formless Cudgel" and poked it fiercely at the old woman's head.
Hao Ren!
!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ
Hey, monkey, calm down, don't poke around!
Hao Ren wanted to stop it, but it was too late!
Bang!
The "Formless Cudgel" fiercely poked a cinnabar mole on the old woman's forehead.
The cinnabar mole burst into dazzling spiritual light, which shimmered like ripples on water, spreading out in circles, and soon flowed all over the old woman's body.
Then, an incredible scene unfolded.
The old woman's body underwent a transformation. Her wrinkled skin became smooth and delicate, and her hunched posture straightened into a tall and slender figure. The old woman had turned into a stunning beauty! Her figure was truly breathtaking, to describe it in one word: voluptuous!
What's going on?
How did the old woman turn into a voluptuous, bah... a beautiful woman?
The monkey jumped around the beauty, letting her raven-black, waterfall-like hair cascade down and straightening her long, slender legs.
Clang clang!
The monkey pointed at the beauty lying on the ground, then pointed at Hao Ren's drawing of the "Lingzhi."
With her hair spread out in a semi-fan shape and her slender figure, the beautiful woman did indeed resemble the "Lingzhi sketch"... what a load of crap!
Monkey, are you kidding me!
Hao Ren was furious, saliva dripping from his mouth, bah, lust was rising from his forehead, bah, rage was rising from his forehead!
His hair stood on end!
Monkey, explain to me what's going on? Even if you insist on giving me a beauty, especially want to give me a beauty, super duper want to give me a beauty, I, I, I... I can't exactly refuse, bah, I refuse, I am a gentleman, my Dao heart is like "gou" (hiding)!
Hao Ren was starting to babble incoherently. This couldn't be blamed on him. It was mainly because the beautiful woman's figure was too imposing. You know, that kind of "voluptuousness" that makes your eyes swim.
Hao Ren felt a faint impulse. Should he commit the mistake that every man would make?
At this moment, the system notification suddenly chimed.
"Beep! Congratulations to the host. Your friend 'Little Spirit Monkey King' has gifted you: 1 'Old Dragon Matriarch,' the Great Sect Master of 'Divine Abilities Divine Sect'!"
"Great Sect Master of 'Divine Abilities Divine Sect'?"
Hao Ren instantly sobered up. His eyes widened as he looked at the voluptuous, bah... beautiful woman on the ground. She was actually the Great Sect Master of "Divine Abilities Divine Sect."
According to the traditional tropes of immortal cultivation novels, sects called "xx Divine Sect" were almost always demonic sects!
In other words, this voluptuous, bah... beautiful woman was a great demoness from a demonic sect.
Hao Ren had the urge to kill the monkey.
Why did you bring a great demoness from a demonic sect here? Hurry up and take her away, it's too ominous!
Before Hao Ren could say anything, the voluptuous, bah... beautiful woman on the ground woke up. She opened a pair of beautiful eyes and looked at Hao Ren...