Yun Zhenting looked at Li Xiaoyao with admiration.
Heh, Daoist friend Li truly has a "good physique"!
Yun Zhenting took another look at the "Ling'er sister," with her broad back and stout build, her physique powerful and muscular, exuding strength.
Yes, he nodded with certainty.
Daoist friend Li's physique is definitely top-notch!
At this moment, the "crazy beggar," unwilling to be left out, also stepped forward and said.
"I am a direct disciple of the Master, my name is A Qiu!"
"I am a direct disciple of the Master, my name is A Qiu!"
"I am a direct disciple of the Master, my name is..."
...
The "crazy beggar" then performed a "rap" for everyone!
His speech was incredibly fast!
In less than three minutes, he introduced himself over three thousand times, each name different!
Uh...
Yun Zhenting was once again lost in confusion.
So, Daoist friend "crazy" friend, what exactly is your name?
"Heh, Daoist friend Li, your disciple is quite unique!"
Although the "crazy beggar" was uniquely crazy, Yun Zhenting did not dare to underestimate him in the slightest.
This "crazy beggar" is no ordinary person!
His cultivation has reached the "Nascent Soul Grand Perfection stage"!
And not just any "Nascent Soul Grand Perfection stage"!
When facing the "crazy beggar," Yun Zhenting had an illusion, as if he were facing a large group of "Nascent Soul cultivators."
Yes, a large group!
If he had to give a number, it would be "over three thousand"!
Cough cough...
Yun Zhenting consolidated his "Literary Heart," his thoughts were clear, his spiritual sense sharp, his senses would never be wrong!
Therefore, this "crazy beggar" is absolutely not a simple character!
Li Xiaoyao was extremely speechless.
He said helplessly.
"Hey, this... Daoist Qiu, when did I become your Master?"
Li Xiaoyao truly didn't know how to address the "crazy beggar," so he could only casually call him "Daoist Qiu."
The "crazy beggar" was immediately displeased. He corrected him earnestly.
"Master, when you address us, please don't use 'you,' it feels like you are speaking to one of us, which is very impolite! Please address us as 'you all'!"
Uh...
This statement was very "绕" (twisting), very much in the style of the "crazy beggar"!
But surprisingly, Li Xiaoyao understood.
This was probably "a special connection"!
He unconsciously changed his wording.
"Alright, you all, when did you all become my disciples?"
Hearing Li Xiaoyao change his address, the "crazy beggar" was instantly delighted, grinning from ear to ear, scratching his ear and cheek.
"Hehehe, Master, you are too kind, we knew Master loved us the most!"
"With such a good opportunity, let's ask Master if he knows our nuclear explosion password!"
"Get lost, what nuclear explosion password, don't mention the nuclear explosion password again, it will scare Master and make Master think we are crazy!"
"Exactly, what we need to do right now is to trick Master into admitting that the over three thousand of us are his direct disciples!"
...
Li Xiaoyao
(￣ェ￣;)
Hey, hey, hey, you don't need to worry about that at all!
You are "crazy"!
This is what I've always believed!
So it doesn't matter how crazy you act now! .oΓg
Also, are you being polite?
Discussing how to "swindle" me right in front of me!
Please have at least a little respect for me, okay?
Li Xiaoyao complained frantically in his heart.
Meanwhile, the "crazy beggar's" "crazy ramblings" continued.
"Hehehe, I have a way! Let's say we already became disciples, but Master forgot when he was in seclusion!"
"Bullshit! Do you think Master is a pig's head like you, who can even forget about becoming a disciple!"
"Then what do we do?"
"Everyone listen to me, we'll say we became disciples while Master was in seclusion, and Master didn't object. What does that mean? It means he implicitly agreed!"
"Wow, great idea!"
...
The "crazy beggar" devised a "perfect swindle plan" with himself, and then, he excitedly said to Li Xiaoyao.
"Master, we became disciples while you were in seclusion, and you implicitly agreed!"
Yun Zhenting
((((；꒪ꈊ꒪；))))
Holy crap!
This is "heavenly show"!
Such a "divine operation"!
Old man today is "opening his eyes" like a "small knife cutting buttocks"!
Perhaps I should use the "same operation" to "hit on" a senior and forcefully become their disciple?
Forget it, forget it, I'd probably get beaten to death by a senior for this kind of "hit on" operation!
Uh...
Li Xiaoyao now has the urge to beat the "crazy beggar" to death!
This is too much!
"You all" are not only "forcing" me but also "insulting" my intelligence.
This is too much!
Alas, alas, alas...
Li Xiaoyao
o((⊙﹏⊙))o
Why am I calling them "you all"?
The "crazy beggar" is clearly a single person!
It's over, I've been completely led astray, I'm going to break!
Li Xiaoyao felt utterly exhausted.
He said testily.
"I don't plan to take disciples right now, and I don't have much to teach you!"
The "crazy beggar" giggled.
"Master, you don't need to worry about such things at all! You can teach us swordsmanship, hmm, your swordsmanship is indeed a bit weak at the moment... if all else fails, you can let us teach you! We can also teach you how to play with nuclear explosions!"
"Pooh! We ourselves don't remember the nuclear explosion password!"
"Everyone, I have an immature idea, why don't we take advantage of the good atmosphere right now and ask Master if he knows our nuclear explosion password!"
"Get lost, don't mention the nuclear explosion password anymore, it will really scare Master, and make Master think we are crazy!"
...
The "crazy beggar" started another round of "crazy ramblings."
Li Xiaoyao was utterly exhausted.
However, he really had no way to shake off the "crazy beggar."
This "crazy beggar" exuded a strange aura, and Li Xiaoyao feared that provoking him too much would cause him to completely go berserk and do something "terrifying."
Forget it, forget it, let it be!
Li Xiaoyao helplessly lowered his head, temporarily accepting the "crazy beggar's" identity.
Seeing this situation, Yun Zhenting expressed great sympathy for Li Xiaoyao.
"Daoist friend Li, in three days, our Yun Family Immortal Manor's sect competition will officially begin. Why don't you stay and be a special invited judge?"
Li Xiaoyao was in a bad mood. He didn't know how much mockery he would endure from his "jokester friends" after returning to the "Purple Jade Bamboo Forest" with "Ling'er sister" and the "crazy beggar"!
Alas!
He didn't want to return to the "Purple Jade Bamboo Forest" for now.
Since Yun Zhenting invited him to stay at the "Yun Family Immortal Manor," it was all the better.
Li Xiaoyao immediately nodded in agreement.
"Okay, thank you, Family Head Yun, for your kindness. I will impose on you then!"
Yun Zhenting chuckled.
"Daoist friend Li's willingness to serve as a special invited judge brings glory to the entire Yun Family Immortal Manor. Come, come, let's go to the main peak, and I'll host a welcoming banquet for you..."
"Ling'er sister" laughed heartily.
"Wahahaha, good, this ascetic wants to eat meat and drink wine from large bowls!"
Cough cough...
Yun Zhenting almost choked on his own spit.
What a "heroic sister"!
Li Xiaoyao felt utterly exhausted!