Li Xiaoyao corrected Wang Xiaohu's address for him, then introduced himself.
"My name is Li Xiaoyao, you can also call me..."
Brother Xiaoyao!
Yes, Li Xiaoyao intended for Wang Xiaohu to call him "Brother Xiaoyao"!
What, why not let Wang Xiaohu call him by his most classic title, "Brother Xiaoyao"?
No!
Never!
Absolutely not!
The current Li Xiaoyao had no good feelings towards the name "Brother Xiaoyao" at all, he even found it extremely repulsive.
"Brother Xiaoyao!"
Before Li Xiaoyao could even finish his thoughts, Wang Xiaohu suddenly blurted out the name.
"What, what did you call me?"
"Brother Xiaoyao!"
"You, why are you calling me Brother Xiaoyao?"
"I don't know why, but upon hearing the name Li Xiaoyao, a strong impulse suddenly surged within me, urging me to call you Brother Xiaoyao!"
...
Li Xiaoyao
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I have a thousand words I want to say right now!
Why does everyone call me "Brother Xiaoyao"? Can't they choose a different name?
"Husband, my dear husband..."
Beside him, "Ling'er" seemed to have a premonition. She stared at Li Xiaoyao with her... "copper bell-like tiger eyes," filled with heroic spirit.
Uh...
There was no gentleness or romance in this scene whatsoever.
It was as if the melody of "The great river flows east, the stars in the sky point to the Big Dipper..." was playing in the background.
Li Xiaoyao suspected that in the next moment, the burly, strong "Sister Ling'er" would grab him, and the two of them would kneel down and become sworn "brothers of different fathers and mothers."
The scene was too bizarre!
Li Xiaoyao wanted to "slip away" again.
As soon as this thought arose, "Sister Ling'er" seemed to "have a premonition," seeing through his thoughts. "Sister Ling'er" actually reached out her muscular, powerful arm beforehand and tightly hugged Li Xiaoyao.
"Brother Xiaoyao, I've sworn an oath that in this life, I will never let go again. We will be together forever!"
Uh...
Wang Xiaohu
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He was stunned!
After a long while, he barely managed to recover.
An endless sense of admiration for Li Xiaoyao rose in Wang Xiaohu's heart.
"Brother Xiaoyao" was indeed a true man, a role model for our generation!
His tastes were so extreme, it was simply appalling!
Wang Xiaohu looked at "Sister Ling'er's" broad back and powerful physique, her muscles bulging like dragons, and involuntarily swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
He silently gave "Brother Xiaoyao" a thumbs-up in his heart.
Awesome!
Li Xiaoyao felt like crying without tears. He wanted to break free from "Sister Ling'er," but for some reason, whenever he came into contact with "Sister Ling'er," his "True Essence Power" would go out of control. Just now, he couldn't even "fly through the air" and directly fell down.
Tragic!
At this moment, the "crazy beggar" came forward to join the fun again.
He hugged Li Xiaoyao from behind.
"Master, we don't want to leave either, we want to be together forever!"
Wang Xiaohu
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His "expression management" was completely out of control!
What was happening now?
"Sister Ling'er" was hugging "Brother Xiaoyao" from the front.
The "crazy beggar" was hugging "Brother Xiaoyao" from behind.
The three of them had become a "human hamburger."
This circle was getting a bit messy!
Just as the atmosphere became "absurdly awkward," a gentle and broad voice sounded.
"Oh, isn't this Brother Xiaoyao? Why are you here at the Yun Family Immortal Mansion? Heh heh, welcome, welcome!"
This was...
The young cultivator Wang Xiaohu trembled slightly.
He looked up and saw the Patriarch "Yun Zhenting" flying over on his sword.
"This junior, Wang Xiaohu, greets the Patriarch!"
Wang Xiaohu quickly bowed to Yun Zhenting.
Yun Zhenting chuckled and waved at Wang Xiaohu.
"Xiaohu, no need for formalities. Your patrol duty must be tiring!"
Hearing the "Patriarch's" concern, Wang Xiaohu felt a warmth spreading through his heart.
"Thank you, Patriarch, for your concern. I am not tired. It is my honor to contribute my strength to the Yun Family Immortal Mansion!"
This "flattery" was delivered so smoothly!
However, it was also Wang Xiaohu's "heartfelt words."
He felt "the warmth of home" at the "Yun Family Immortal Mansion."
He was truly willing to go through fire and water for the "Yun Family Immortal Mansion," and die without regret.
Yun Zhenting was very happy and encouraged Wang Xiaohu for a few more words before sending him away.
Before leaving, Yun Zhenting specifically bestowed two bottles of elixirs upon Wang Xiaohu.
This time, Wang Xiaohu had profited immensely.
"Cloud Sky Spirit Sword," "Cloud Sky Sword Canon," plus over a dozen bottles of elixirs. He had struck it rich.
After returning and cultivating diligently, he was sure to achieve a good ranking in the "Sect Competition" three days later!
Wang Xiaohu left with great joy.
After Wang Xiaohu had walked far away, Yun Zhenting looked at Li Xiaoyao with a peculiar gaze and coughed twice.
"Cough, cough, Brother Xiaoyao, you, you are..."
Li Xiaoyao felt utterly exhausted.
He felt a heavy "burden" on him.
Indeed, it was very heavy, extremely heavy!
"Sister Ling'er's" broad back and robust physique were like an "Iron Man." She weighed almost three hundred pounds.
Her hug on Li Xiaoyao was a significant "burden"!
And then, the "crazy beggar" behind him, though appearing thin, was surprisingly heavy, likely over three hundred pounds. Where did so much weight come from?
In response, the "crazy beggar" stated that there were over three thousand of them, so of course they were heavy!
Li Xiaoyao felt utterly exhausted.
He looked helplessly at Yun Zhenting and said.
"Patriarch Yun, please call me Li Xiaoyao. I truly don't want to hear the name 'Brother Xiaoyao' anymore!"
Uh...
Yun Zhenting was speechless and chuckled.
"Heh heh, alright, alright, Daoist Friend Li, please don't blame me. The name 'Brother Xiaoyao' is truly too infectious. I couldn't help but be swayed..."
Li Xiaoyao waved his hand weakly.
No blame, no blame, this matter truly couldn't be blamed on Yun Zhenting!
Li Xiaoyao knew too well the power of the name "Brother Xiaoyao." Even powerful seniors sometimes called him "Brother Xiaoyao."
From this, one could see how "infectious" the name "Brother Xiaoyao" was!
Alas, my heart is so weary!
Yun Zhenting looked at "Sister Ling'er" and the "crazy beggar" who were holding Li Xiaoyao tightly.
"Daoist Friend Li, who are these two..."
Before Li Xiaoyao could speak, "Sister Ling'er" and the "crazy beggar" eagerly introduced themselves first.
"My name is Ling'er. I am Brother Xiaoyao's destined love. We are about to have our wedding night!"
"About to have our wedding night"?
Cough, cough, cough...
Even the seasoned and steady Yun Zhenting was choked by "Sister Ling'er's" fierce declaration. He coughed continuously.