zhao po shan he wan duo
Chapter 2 Cozy Little Home
Rule 8: Grandma wants to force-feed me medicine!!! Grandma is dead! I'm going crazy! I can feel she hasn't left this house. (Chaotic and scrawled handwriting)
Rule 9: My parents have been acting very strange lately. The way they look at me is terrifying. (Scratched out with a pen, only barely legible.)
Rule 10: It's all my imagination. We are a loving family.
Rule 11: The basement may make strange noises. Don't worry, it's just the rats. Your parents will take care of it.
Rule 12: I'm having hallucinations and auditory hallucinations. I can hear my dead grandma talking! Mom and Dad say Grandma is here to claim my life.
Rule 13: It's coming. It will bring rebirth and destruction. Nothing can stop it except death! (Handwriting different from the other two)
"What the hell is this? It's not even as coherent as my elementary school compositions..."
Just as Shen Wei muttered to himself, the bedroom door suddenly began to bang!
"Scared the crap out of me. Who...who is it!"
Shen Wei asked, gathering his courage.
"It's your grandma..."
A gentle and kind voice sounded!
Shen Wei looked at the rules on the white paper, his face filled with horror: "Aren't you dead?"
"You brat, don't talk nonsense, what do you mean dead, you have no respect! How dare you talk to your grandma like that! Open the door for Grandma, I have something important to tell you..."
Grandma's voice sounded a little anxious!
"Should I believe Grandma's words or not? The rules say she's dead, so she's now...a ghost! It says here that I can believe her words, but not completely. I won't open the door for her, I'll just huddle inside. Ah, I'm such a genius..."
Thinking of this, Shen Wei said:
"Sorry, Grandma, I left my hand at school, I can't open the door..."
Hearing Shen Wei's words, the grandma outside the door fell silent! But the monkey doll on the table, holding copper cymbals in its hands, began to strike them together! The sound was eerie and loud!
"Clang, clang, clang, clang..."
"It's haunted..."
Before Shen Wei could even feel fear, the grandma outside the door suddenly transformed into a Super Saiyan, banging on his door with a crash!
"Grandma, please stop banging, I'm scared..."
The grandma outside the door showed no mercy to Shen Wei, banging even harder!
"Grandson, Grandma's here for you..."
Grandma's kind voice became old and hoarse. Shen Wei had to face reality. The strange thing outside was angry because he wouldn't open the door!
Shen Wei panicked and pushed the heavy wardrobe to the door, blocking it in front of the door, because he wasn't sure if the strange creature that resembled his grandma would rush in!
Now that was great. It was knocking inside, and banging outside. The bedroom was quite lively!
Shen Wei sat on the ground with his back against the wardrobe, lit a cigarette. During the time it took to smoke that cigarette, Shen Wei's memories flashed by like a slideshow. He still couldn't figure out what sins he had committed to be transported to the world of Rule Anomalies!
"You little brat, do you want to live or die?"
Shen Wei's dark ghost hand grabbed the cigarette butt from his mouth and flicked it onto the bed.
"Are you kidding me? Who doesn't want to live? Don't throw the cigarette butt on the bed, it will cause a fire. Then with internal and external troubles, I will surely die..."
Shen Wei found the cigarette butt from the bed, threw it on the ground, and stomped it out.
"Actually, I can simulate and deduce your next actions, but you need to pay a little price..."
Shen Wei's dark right hand kept rubbing his thumb and forefinger together.
"You're quite perverted. Okay, okay, love you!"
Shen Wei extended the thumb and forefinger of his left hand, making a heart shape to his right hand.
The most awkward moment was when the air suddenly went silent. Shen Wei and his strange right hand stared at each other.
"Are you freaking stupid? The price I'm talking about is lifespan, understand? For every simulation, you have to pay me one year of your lifespan! Think about it, just paying one year of your lifespan can help you avoid a deadly trap, it's a great deal..."
Shen Wei thought for a second, then said decisively: "Okay..."
"Okay, then the deduction begins, look at the eye in my palm..."
Hearing his words, Shen Wei looked at the eye pattern on the palm of his ghost hand.
This day, you are trapped in a Rule Anomaly, and your dead grandma is banging on the door like crazy.
Seeing that physical attacks were not working, your grandma used mental attacks on you. She frantically cursed you outside as a simp and a loser! Causing you great mental harm. You stood up angrily and retorted loudly: "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, don't bully a young man for being poor..."
Perhaps your great theory completely shocked her. The thing outside completely lost its voice, leaving only the sound of banging!
Just when you were extremely irritable, a strange prayer sounded outside the door. After the prayer, the banging on the door disappeared!
After waiting for a while, you opened the door to investigate. But a gaunt, disheveled, red-eyed monster stood at your door and performed a Black Tiger Heart Snatch on you.
His move had 20 years of power, and you couldn't block it. Your heart was ripped out, and you died!
The voice of the strange right hand came to an abrupt stop. Shen Wei withdrew from the illusion of death, and at this time he was drenched in sweat. He raised his wrist and looked at his watch. After deducting the time he wasted, this deduction took about one second.
"Good lord, the monster outside is pretty cunning, it didn't leave, it was just guarding outside..."
Shen Wei said with lingering fear.
"Okay, I'm going to collect my reward..."
A flash of white light, and Shen Wei felt his body being emptied.
Shen Wei's face was pale: "How much lifespan do I have left?"
"Hehe, you have two and a half years of lifespan left..."
Shen Wei's strange right hand made a 2 gesture to him, as if mocking his ignorance and stupidity.
"Impossible, my body is very healthy. I'm only 20 years old, I can live to at least 60 years old, how could I only have two and a half years of lifespan left..."
Shen Wei's face was incredulous!
"Hehehe, to be precise, you still have 61 years of lifespan, but before you entered the Rule Anomaly, I had already absorbed 58 years of your lifespan..."
Shen Wei's strange right hand let out an insidious laugh.
"You've been plotting against me from the beginning, haven't you? However, I guess after entering the Rule Anomaly, you are also restricted by the rules, and you can't take my lifespan at will, and you can't leave my body anymore, otherwise I would have died long ago, so I speculate that if I die, you won't survive either..."