Chapter 1 It Seems I Was Killed for Violating a Rule

"It looks like I was killed for violating a rule. Rule 17: When using the Dawn Amusement Park's public restrooms, please do not use stalls with visitors on both sides. When relieving yourself, do not look into the pit or at the ceiling! If you unfortunately violate this rule, please immediately escape from the public restroom (black font)..."

"But the restroom door has disappeared, so how am I supposed to escape? Isn't this just a pure death trap?"

Shen Wei stood in front of the men's room door, lost in thought.

Just then, a series of noises came from inside the men's room, as if something restless was about to burst out at any moment.

Shen Wei was startled and took two steps back. The eerie sounds inside the men's room stopped temporarily.

"It seems there's also a time limit in the public restroom. Even if I tried to survive by eating 奥利给 (Ao Li Ge, a euphemism for excrement, referring to the "Old Ba" meme) it's impossible. If I don't escape within the allotted time, death is almost certain. It looks like I need to start with the rules..."

"When I first went in, there was no one in the stalls on either side, and the doors were open. But after I went in, strange things appeared inside. This shows that those terrible things are intelligent. They are deliberately choosing the stalls on either side of me, killing people in accordance with the rules. So, I just need to find a place where there are no stalls on both sides to break the rules..."

Thinking of this, Shen Wei couldn't help but observe the situation in the men's room.

There are only three situations where there are no stalls on both sides: the first and last toilet stalls, and the urinal area. The first option is the toilet stall closest to Shen Wei, which only has one stall on the right side, with open space facing the toilet door on the left.

This can be said to be relatively safe, and escape is more convenient.

Another is the last toilet stall.

This toilet stall also only has one toilet stall next to it, and the other side is a wall, so it seems to meet the conditions as well.

But the most suitable option is the third, which is to use the urinal or relieve oneself anywhere. Although this third option is less ethical, it is the most compliant with the rules, so Shen Wei decided to simulate again. After all, he still has some lifespan left, but only one life. He can't risk his life.

Hearing that Shen Wei was going to simulate again, the Evil God Right Hand, who was making a fortune from lifespans, immediately grinned!

"Big customer, you're different, can you give me a tip or something?..."

Looking at the increasingly shameless Evil God Right Hand, Shen Wei directly scolded, "Why don't you just kill me and get it over with? You've taken away a large portion of my lifespan, and I'm about to die of old age..."

The Evil God Right Hand chuckled, "Haha, just kidding, you took it seriously. Look at the red eye pattern on my palm, simulation start..."

Shen Wei only glanced at the red eye pattern on the palm of the Evil God Right Hand, and his mind was deeply immersed in it.

I am Shen Wei. When you hear my name, I may already be dead. Because I'm trapped in a restroom with no exit, and there are two extremely terrifying ghosts eyeing me menacingly.

Having learned from my last death, I understood the rules this time, so I confidently walked into the men's room.

I stood in front of the urinal and glanced at the slogan written above.

"A small step forward, a giant step for civilization! Screw that, I refuse. I have no morals, I'm just that willful..."

So, without any moral bottom line, I took out my tool and, after brewing for a long time, I finally completed the task of relieving myself anywhere.

Just when I thought I had successfully cracked the rules and could escape from here.

A rotten, smelly hand launched an unprovoked sneak attack on me. It directly tore off my tool. Then, amidst my screams, it lifted me upside down and repeatedly slammed my head against the hard ground.

My head was smashed into a bloody mess. At the last moment before death, I finally saw its appearance clearly.

I never expected it to be that perverted long-haired guy again. Although this guy likes to peep, he's actually a moral paragon!

He saw me relieving myself anywhere and directly took righteous action, smashing my head into a rotten watermelon.

Therefore, my evaluation of him before death is that he has some morals, but not much.

I died, very miserably.

Simulation over, lifespan collected.

The Evil God Right Hand took away a year of lifespan, and Shen Wei fell into deep thought.

"Clearly, this is the most rule-compliant way to survive, so why was I killed? Although I relieved myself anywhere, there were no stalls or people on either side of where I was relieving myself? There was no toilet or anything. I didn't look down or look up. I didn't violate any rules at all, so why was I killed? Could this rule be false, and the way out isn't as the rules say?"

"Maybe the way out has to be in the toilet stalls? You can try the first and last stalls, maybe the way out is in one of them."

The Evil God Right Hand said after thinking for a moment.

Shen Wei thought about it and felt that what this guy said made some sense. So, he prepared to spend another year of lifespan to simulate again, because he had vaguely grasped some clues, and now he just needed one more experiment.

"Right-san, one more simulation!"

"What day is it today? The stingy brat is bleeding heavily, rare, rare. Please look at the red eye pattern on my palm..."

My name is Shen Wei. When you hear my name, I may already be dead, because I'm trapped in a very dangerous toilet. I swear, if I ever escape from here, I'll never use the toilet again. I'll eat in my blanket, poop in my blanket, and fart in my blanket until it pops like popcorn.

Of course, these are all future ideals. Now, I must find a way to escape from here.

After my meticulous analysis, I think the way out is in the toilet stalls on the first and last sides. As long as I choose the right stall, then I can escape from here.

After thinking it over, I chose the first stall. Because the location of this stall is very good. Its left side is the door of the men's room. If I encounter danger, I can jump out of the toilet stall and go to the women's room. Although the idea is a bit perverted, it is still a way out. Let's do it. First, give a thumbs up for my wit.

I approached cautiously, afraid of waking the ghosts in their dreams. I quietly opened the door of the first toilet stall, and then I took out my tool and wielded it wantonly.

But I soon realized that something was wrong, because I heard strange noises coming from the stall on my right again. But I didn't violate any rules. There were indeed no people in the stalls on both sides. I didn't look up, and I didn't look at the toilet. Why is there a doomed ending?