Chapter 17

"It seems I was killed for violating a rule. Rule 17: When using the Morning Light Amusement Park's public restrooms, please do not use stalls with visitors on either side. When relieving yourself, do not look into the pit or at the ceiling! If you unfortunately violate this rule, please immediately escape the public restroom (black font)..."

"But the restroom door has disappeared, how am I supposed to escape? Isn't this a pure death trap?"

Shen Wei stood in front of the men's room, lost in thought.

Just then, a series of noises came from inside the men's room, as if something restless was about to burst out at any moment.

Shen Wei was startled and took two steps back. The eerie sounds inside the men's room stopped for the time being.

"It seems there's a time limit in the public restroom. Even if I survive by eating *aoli gei* (shit) like Lao Ba, it's impossible. If I don't escape within the allotted time, death is almost certain. It seems I need to start with the rules..."

"When I first went in, there was no one in the stalls on either side, and the stall doors were open. But after I went in, strange things appeared inside. This shows that those terrible things are intelligent. They are deliberately choosing the stalls on either side of me, killing people in accordance with the rules. So, I just need to find a place where there are no stalls on both sides, and I can break the rules..."

With this in mind, Shen Wei couldn't help but observe the situation in the men's room.

There are only three situations where there are no stalls on both sides: the first and last stalls, and the urinal area. The first stall, closest to Shen Wei, only has a stall on its right side, and an open space facing the restroom door on its left.

This can be said to be relatively safe, and it's also convenient to escape.

One is the last toilet stall.

This toilet stall also only adjoins one toilet stall, and the other side is a wall, which seems to meet the conditions as well.

But the most suitable option is the third, which is to use the urinal or relieve yourself on the ground. Although this third option is more immoral, it is the most in line with the rules, so Shen Wei decided to simulate it again. After all, he still has some lifespan left, but he only has one life. He can't risk his life.

Hearing that Shen Wei was going to simulate again, the evil god's right hand, which was making a fortune by earning lifespan, immediately grinned from ear to ear!

"Big customer, you're really something else! Can you give me a tip or something?..."

Looking at the increasingly shameless evil god's right hand, Shen Wei rebuked directly, "Why don't you just give me a quick death? You've taken away a large portion of my lifespan, and I'm about to die of old age..."

The evil god's right hand chuckled, "Haha, just kidding, you took it seriously. Look at the red eye pattern in the palm of my hand, simulation start..."

Shen Wei only glanced at the red eye pattern in the palm of the evil god's right hand, and his mind was deeply trapped in it.

I am Shen Wei, when you hear my name, I may already be dead. Because I'm trapped in a toilet with no exit, and there are two extremely terrifying ghosts eyeing me.

Learning from the last death, this time I figured out the rules, so I confidently walked into the men's room.

I stood in front of the urinal and glanced at the slogan written above it.

"One small step forward, a big step for civilization! Screw his grandpa, I won't, I have no morals, I'm just that willful..."

So, with no moral bottom line, I took out my tool and, after brewing for a long time, I finally completed the task of relieving myself on the ground.

Just when I thought I had successfully cracked the rules and could escape from here.

A rotten, smelly hand launched a sneak attack on me without warning. It directly tore off my tool. Then, amidst my screams, he picked me up and slammed my head against the hard ground again and again.

My head was smashed into a bloody mess. At the last moment before I died, I finally saw his face clearly.

I never expected it to be that long-haired pervert again. Although this guy likes to peek, he is actually a moral model!

Seeing me relieving myself on the ground, he directly took action for justice, smashing my head into a rotten watermelon.

Therefore, my evaluation of him before my death is that he has some morals, but not much.

I died, and I died very miserably.

Simulation ends, collecting lifespan.

The evil god's right hand took away one year of lifespan, and Shen Wei fell into deep thought.

"This is clearly the most rule-abiding path to survival, why was I killed? Although I relieved myself on the ground, there were no stalls or people on either side of where I was going to the bathroom? There were no toilets or anything. I didn't look down, and I didn't look up. I didn't violate any rules at all, why was I killed? Could this rule be false, and the path to survival is not what the rules say?"

"Maybe the path to survival must be in the toilet stalls? You can try the first and last stalls, maybe the path to survival is in one of those stalls."

The evil god's right hand thought for a moment and said.

Shen Wei thought about it, and felt that what this guy said made some sense. So, he prepared to spend another year of lifespan to conduct another simulation, because he had faintly touched some of the clues, and now he just needed another experiment.

"Right-san, another simulation!"

"What day is it today? The stingy brat is bleeding profusely, rare, rare, please look at the red eye pattern in the palm of my hand..."

My name is Shen Wei, when you hear my name, I may already be dead, because I am trapped in a very dangerous toilet. I swear, if I escape from here, I will never go to the bathroom again. I will eat in the quilt, poop in the quilt, and fart in the quilt and turn it into popcorn.

Of course, these are all future ideals, and now I must find a way to escape from here.

After my meticulous analysis, I think the path to survival is in the toilet stalls on the first and last sides. As long as I choose the right stall, then I can escape from here.

After thinking about it, I still chose the first stall. Because this stall has a very good geographical location. His left side is the door of the men's room. If I encounter danger, I can jump out of the toilet stall and go to the women's room. Although the idea is a bit perverted, it is still a path to survival. Let's do it. First, give a thumbs up to my wit.

I approached cautiously, afraid of waking the ghosts in their dreams. I quietly opened the door of the first toilet stall, and then I took out my tool and splashed it around wantonly.

But soon I realized something was wrong, because a strange noise came from the stall on my right again. But I didn't violate any rules. There were indeed no people in the stalls on both sides. I didn't look up, and I didn't look at the toilet. Why is there a certain-death ending?