Poor Xi Xi

Chapter 633 Lan Qi and Talia's Mutual Torture

Love Obstacle Corridor Academy Limited-Time Event Stage.

"They're so loving."

"Definitely comedians."

The audience who stopped to watch in the central courtyard of the Golden Bee Amusement Park chattered.

Only Boss Cat knew how uncomfortable Lan Qi was feeling right now.

He really felt like crying for him, meow.

In terms of professional ethics, Boss Cat admired Lan Qi.

To get the job done, Lan Qi would not hesitate to sacrifice himself.

What a ruthless mercenary.

As the real world buzzed, the graffiti space filled with bright colors, the ground and sky continued to change in unconventional ways, constantly bursting with strange light effects and game sound effects.

Lan Qi and Talia were like two time travelers in this classroom, facing the cartoon little bee host in the distance.

"Since you've both chosen to continue, let's see the next question!"

The host drew another card, flipping it over to reveal the new question.

[Question 5 (Male): When you're apart from her, about how many times a day do you think of her?]

[a. 0 times]

[b. 1-10 times]

[c. 10-100 times]

[d. More than 100 times]

"If the answer is a, it's over. It means he doesn't love her at all. B is okay, but c is a bit exaggerated. It means he can't live without her."

The audience's comments floated over.

Talia wasn't interested in this question at first.

But then she thought about it, and she was a little curious if Lan Qi had thought about her when he went to the Northern Continent.

[d]

The answer on the small blackboard in Lan Qi's hand was clear.

Talia looked at Lan Qi's face in surprise, a slight blush rising on her cheeks.

But the next second, she understood and clenched her fist.

Because every time Lan Qi thought of her, it must be something damned.

No normal person would think of her more than a hundred times a day!!

Lan Qi was still sweating on his forehead, and the louder the jeering from the audience, the more he felt like every second was an eternity.

"I really underestimated you guys. You're such a mushy couple."

The host's expression was also a little unbelievable, and he commented,

"I didn't expect you to be so clingy, even though you look so cool."

At this time, the host could only think of one sentence: "I will not part from you until the mountains have no edges, the heaven and earth mingle, and winter comes after summer."

"..."

Lan Qi's eyelids twitched when he heard this.

On one side, he felt the invisible pressure from Talia beside him, and on the other side, the jeering from the audience made him want to die a little.

"Congratulations, you've answered five questions so far. You've been quite brave. Do you want to continue the challenge, or get a souvenir gift box plus twenty-five golden bee coins and leave?"

The golden bee host asked.

"Continue."

Lan Qi gritted his teeth and answered.

He was already at the bottom, so any direction he went was upward.

Loren probably hadn't realized the danger of this game yet. The audience was all cheering, and he had to persevere in the game a little longer.

A hero can't run away from the battlefield.

"Continue."

Talia's voice was very calm, and she also gave her answer.

"Great! You two really trust each other! Then let's take a look at the new question!"

The host smiled and drew another question.

Then, a smile bloomed on the face of the cartoon little bee.

This question would best expose the woman's unspeakable desires.

Before, couples had broken up on the spot because of this question, scaring the man away.

[Question 6 (Female): If it were only once, and he would agree to any request you made, what would you most want to do with him?]

A brand new banner appeared in the graffiti space.

Talia was slightly stunned, and the answer appeared on the small blackboard in her hand.

[Read Lines From a Script]

In that instant, Talia noticed that the veins near Lan Qi's temples twitched slightly.

He seemed to be trying to think of all the sad things in his life at this moment, holding back from letting his expression change.

Talia wanted to kill herself a little this time.

To be honest, she didn't know why that was the answer.

But maybe she really liked the strange game she played with Lan Qi last time, both tormenting and enjoyable.

"Ta, Ta Ta, let's not play anymore."

Lan Qi seemed a little out of breath, or rather, he was about to suffocate from holding back his laughter.

He felt that even if he died today, it would be worth the price of admission.

"..."

Talia's eyes trembled, her fair cheeks were slightly flushed, and her features gradually exuded a stern aura.

She slowly approached Lan Qi.

"No, let's play to the end. Let's torture each other enough today."

Talia put her cold hand on the back of Lan Qi's neck and breathed gently into his ear.

Lan Qi turned his head to look at her in astonishment, feeling like a little cat that she could pick up at any time, not daring to laugh again.

Only at this moment did he suddenly see a demon queen.

Just as the two of them were looking at each other, they heard the host's voice before they could look at him again.

"Okay, let's see question seven—"

[Question 7 (Male & Female): What is the most embarrassing thing between the two of you?]

The moment the banner appeared in the corner of their eyes, they both suddenly realized and wanted to restrain their thoughts.

But it was too late.

[Cute Enough to Want to Eat You Up]

[Cute Enough to Want to Eat You Up]

The answers appeared on their small blackboards.

"Ooooh!!"

When the answer appeared, the entire venue was silent for a moment, as if even the air had solidified. Then, at the moment the last word fell on the small blackboard, the central courtyard erupted with a deafening roar.

Some players covered their mouths in surprise, while others showed a mixture of shock and excitement, staring at the center of the screen.

Although the audience under the stage didn't understand what the specific situation or process of this embarrassing thing was, they could feel how wild these two were playing, even through the screen!

Seemingly to set the scene, the director immediately switched the background music to a new song that had recently become popular in Iketer.

"My dear, you are so cute today, so cute that I want to eat you instead of breakfast~"

"Your cute appearance makes me so drunk, before my memory fades, I want to stay by your side forever like a lucid dream~"

"Oh~ I feel like I'm suffocating, and you are the air, I can't wait any longer~"

When that familiar, charming, and clear voice sounded, Lan Qi didn't dare to turn his head to look at Ta Ta.

Ta Ta was silent now, not even questioning Lan Qi about anything immediately.

Lan Qi's forehead began to sweat, and he didn't move.

They both wanted to die now.

"Congratulations on answering seven questions! There will be a short commercial break next. At the same time, we received a message from the director that a shift change is needed. If you two want to continue, please wait a moment," the host said.

Earlier, he heard the gray-haired girl say that she wanted to play to the end today, so if neither party raised any objections, it would be assumed that they would continue.



Outside the shadow world of the graffiti classroom.

The screen temporarily turned into an advertisement in the music, and the audience watching in the central courtyard did not leave, but looked forward to the second half of the show even more.

"Loren, this show is really interesting. No wonder everyone is looking forward to watching it," Juliana commented.

She and Loren had now found seats in the audience opposite the stage and were comfortably watching this reality show.

"Yeah, I think it's pretty good too," Loren said with a hearty laugh.

Although if he and Juliana went up to be questioned, it might be a little embarrassing, but in short, they would still be able to get through the challenge, and they wouldn't be asked questions that made them as restless as the gentleman above.

(End of this chapter)