A Snow Biscuit
Chapter 558 King's Game, Weighing In
"Class dismissed."
"Ohhhh!"
Accompanied by a burst of noise in the classroom, the senior high school students ushered in a super long three-day holiday. And very conscientiously, the teachers did not assign too much homework.
It was just one test paper for each subject.
However, even if Eleventh High School was so unromantic, the intensity of Fourth High School was a little unimaginable.
Of course, for the homework assigned during the short three-day holiday, even in a provincial experimental school like Eleventh High School, most students, except for Class One, would not honestly complete it.
The vast majority probably rushed to finish it on the last night.
As for how this homework was completed... don't ask, don't ask (Director Ma's face).
"Finally, finally able to rest for a while..."
The moment Lao Mo left, Zhou Fu revealed a relaxed smile, and then stretched out in a big yawn.
But when she opened her eyes, she found that many boys were looking at her, including Chen Yuan next to her, who was propping his head and staring...
Looking down at her towering pair, Zhou Fu speechless pursed her lips and complained, "Can't you guys restrain your gazes at all?"
"I, I was looking at someone else, what did you say?"
Chen Yuan didn't expect to be caught when everyone was watching, and quickly defended himself.
"Hmph, who knows."
If it was the old Zhou Fu, she would have felt a bit of male gaze, and at the same time worried about being envied by the girls, but now, her position, grades, and popularity in this class are obviously not those of a fat girl who is worried about being bullied for being too sexy.
Even with a little confidence, according to Chen Yuan, she is the executive vice class beauty.
"Tomorrow night is New Year's Eve, so aren't you going home tomorrow?" Zhou Fu asked.
"Yeah, planning to go home," Chen Yuan said.
"Then tonight, do you have time for us brothers?" Zhou Yu turned around and asked.
Zhou Fu blushed, and then stared at Chen Yuan seriously: "That's right, do you have time for Zhou Yu tonight!"
"Why single me out?" Zhou Yu wasn't putting on a show, he really didn't have a radar for fujoshi.
Even now, he can't see any unique attributes in Zhou Fu.
"Of course, I have time for everyone, after all, my lover is the entire Class 18," Chen Yuan said generously.
"I think it's suitable to stay up all night," He Si Jiao said.
"Staying up all night with so many boys and girls, wouldn't it be bad if people found out…" Chen Yuan blushed.
"If you blush here for no reason again, I will @Ping An Xia Hai to shoot you dead," Zhou Fu warned.
"Why don't we go to a party house?" He Si Jiao said.
"What's a party house?" Zhou Yu said.
"You're too old-fashioned, bro, it's the kind of place where you can have a roaring good ti—"
"Si Dao Pu." Zhou Fu directly covered Chen Yuan's mouth to prevent him from saying such dirty words.
"Oh, there's billiards, karaoke, a PS5, and mahjong, and it averages about 120 per person..." Zhou Yu looked at the introduction on Meituan on his phone, thought for a while, and said, "Although it's a bit expensive, it feels okay."
"But can we play all these things?" Zhou Fu asked.
"Indeed, all we need is a place to stay up all night." Holding her chin with her hand, He Si Jiao nodded while analyzing.
And after she finished speaking, she slowly raised her head and looked at Chen Yuan.
The remaining few also looked over together.
"That's right, don't you have a rented house outside? We can just go to your place," Zhou Yu finally understood.
"Yeah, that way we can save seven or eight hundred," He Si Jiao said. "Good idea."
"Saving these seven or eight hundred can directly turn us into fatties," Zhou Yu said.
"My place is indeed okay, but there are only two rooms..." Chen Yuan replied.
"It's okay, we can sleep on the floor," He Si Jiao said.
"Then there's no problem." Chen Yuan gave an okay gesture, "Then I'll talk to Xinyu about it."
"Okay, then we'll bother you," Zhou Fu put her hand on Chen Yuan's shoulder and smiled playfully.
"Is it okay to ejaculate in front of so many people?"
"Didn't understand," Zhou Fu squinted her eyes, tilted her head slightly, and rejected Chen Yuan's pun joke.
In this way, Jiao Yu, Fu Wen, and Chen Yuan went to a shopping mall near Fourth High School together. And Xia Xinyu also rushed over after school.
In this way, everyone made a large purchase according to the 600 yuan budget.
Fruit platter, snacks, board game cards, beer, spicy sticks, roast duck, cooked food, etc...
After about an hour of shopping, everyone spent the budget completely. Then everyone carried large and small bags, took the bus together, and went to Chen Yuan's house.
And after entering the door, everyone smelled a burst of fragrance.
"As expected of a house run by a girl, it's so clean, and there's the smell of air freshener." After coming in, He Si Jiao directly assumed that this house was managed by Xia Xinyu, and praised it.
"I also clean up often," Chen Yuan reminded.
"Forget it, don't think I haven't been to your dormitory." He Si Jiao waved her hand, completely disbelieving.
"What kind of virtue and ability do you have, Yuan, to have such a good girlfriend," Zhou Fu also sighed.
"What are you saying? Aren't we mutually accomplishing each other?"
Without me, could Xinyu be so diligent?
"You're also great," Xia Xinyu symbolically comforted Chen Yuan, but the smile on her face couldn't be stopped at all.
Being praised as a virtuous wife and good mother by everyone made her a little inflated.
What a classical woman.
You need to know that now praising a girl as a virtuous wife and good mother is a condescending male gaze, discriminating against women for only being able to bear the responsibility of reproduction, and indirectly expressing the political error that women can only depend on men.
"Then let's start setting up."
After He Si Jiao took the lead, everyone began to spread some unnecessary bed sheets in the middle of the living room. Then, they took two more quilts as mattresses.
In the middle of the mattress, they placed a small table board that the two had previously bought online.
In this way, a platform for holding a party was built.
Then, everyone's drinks were placed on the table.
Among them, beer accounted for a lot.
Mainly for the two boys to drink.
The girls had some low-alcohol fruit wine and carbonated drinks.
"Since there are six people..." He Si Jiao thought for a while, then said, "Then what can we play?"
"San Guo Sha, 3v3," Zhou Yu said. (Three Kingdoms Kill, a popular card game)
"That's possible, but let's put it as an option," He Si Jiao said. "Let's start with something interesting first to heat up the atmosphere."
"Anything interesting involves 'teasing'," Zhou Fu reminded.
"Don't worry, Truth or Dare is definitely a must. But to be clear, playing is playing, you can't get angry," He Si Jiao said.
As soon as she finished speaking, there was a 'ding' sound.
Whose system arrived?
"What are you doing?" He Si Jiao heard the sound and looked directly at Zhou Yu, who was pressing his phone.
"I'm recording what you just said..." Zhou Yu said weakly.
"What do you mean?!" He Si Jiao got anxious immediately, "Do you think I can't afford to play?"
"Don't, don't get angry," Zhou Yu quickly waved his hand and said.
"I understand what you mean, you're just putting a Flying Thunder God seal here, so it's convenient to teleport back later," Chen Yuan said, adding fuel to the fire.
"As long as we don't play too much, we definitely won't get angry..." Xia Xinyu said with a smile.
"Also, absolutely no dirty jokes, understand?" Zhou Fu said, emphasizing especially.
"Ah, yes, this is very important." Xia Xinyu also nodded seriously.
"This is the most basic thing, right?" He Si Jiao also said.
Then, everyone looked at the other two boys.
"...Don't think of boys as so bad, okay?" Chen Yuan was really speechless.
"We definitely wouldn't think about that kind of thing, you girls... don't gang up here to slander our Ji Shuai." Zhou Yu was also quite unconvinced. (集帅 = handsome guys)
After all, the two had absolutely impossible reasons.
My Xinyu is here.
My Jiao Jiao is here.
While everyone was chatting and discussing here, a beautiful girl who was silently sitting cross-legged on the side had already finished several bags of snacks...
When she was noticed by everyone, her body tightened, and then she nodded thoughtfully and agreed, "I think what you said is right."
"We didn't say anything, what are you agreeing with?" Chen Yuan couldn't help but complain.
It's okay, just stay on the side and eat.
Expecting Bao Bao Daren to be sensible, you're too insensible. (包包大人 = Lord Bao, reference to Judge Bao, a symbol of justice)
"Then let's play something more exciting first."
Saying that, He Si Jiao took out a box of cards.
And on it, there were four striking words written—King's Game.
"..." Chen Yuan blushed.
It's too hard to play this game without it being dirty.
Aren't many anime all about playing this game?
Moreover, they basically have a bit of cuckold element.
"This is a game from the island country, I've played it before, it's quite interesting," Zhou Fu was also quite interested.
"Then let's say it first, no dirty jokes, no self-harm, and no... no punishments that are too excessive, like telling people to go home," He Si Jiao emphasized particularly.
"But it seems like we don't have enough people, it's not very exciting to play like this," Zhou Fu said.
"If only I had called Tang Jian over," Zhou Yu said.
"He has a phone call appointment with Ms. Wutang, don't think too highly of us brothers, he definitely won't come," Chen Yuan said. (无糖 = no sugar)
"Then how about this, let's play the advanced version." After Zhou Fu took out the card deck, she explained, "Originally, the king could randomly order others, but now, we'll put in an extra card, and the one who doesn't draw it is the king's number. That way, is it possible to randomly punish the king himself?"
"The king's power isn't unlimited, is it," Chen Yuan complained.
"What do you mean?" Zhou Yu didn't understand.
"Idiot."
After Chen Yuan mocked him, he took out the card deck and said, "There are a total of six people, so we'll put in six number cards, representing one, two, three, four, five, and six respectively. Then, we'll put in a king card. Then, let everyone draw, and there will be one card left, and that one is the king's own number."
"Then what if the king is left?" Xia Xinyu asked.
"Then we'll draw another round," He Si Jiao said.
"As for the punishment, if you can't think of anything, you can randomly draw a few from these punishments. Of course, if you have ideas, then you can use your own imagination," Zhou Fu said.
After deciding on the rules, everyone said okay.
So, it was time to shuffle the cards.
He Si Jiao shuffled first, then spread the cards out.
"Then let Chen Yuan, who is across from me, draw first," He Si Jiao said.
"Let me do it? Interesting."
The corners of Chen Yuan's mouth curved into an arc.
He disdains using his superpower to play this kind of punishment game.
If he could, he could directly see through and know everyone's card deck.
But unfortunately, the superpower he randomly got this week was—Luck Max.
He had tried it, in this mode. As long as you don't use your brain directly, randomly guessing multiple-choice questions is basically correct.
It's a rule-based superpower.
Using it in this kind of game, wouldn't that mean drawing the king every time?
Unless someone has already drawn the king in advance.
What, is this also called turning on superpowers?
No, this isn't called turning it on.
This is called not turning it off.
What can I do, I can't turn it off.
In this way, Chen Yuan randomly selected a card.
Then, a flash of inspiration flashed in front of him, like an electric current, quite concrete.
This is a symbol of good luck.
Sure enough.
King.
Chen Yuan selected the very important king card in one shot.
Everyone else began to pick their cards.
Finally, there was only one card left.
That one was Chen Yuan's own number.
"Who's the king?" He Si Jiao.
"Who's the king..." Holding her card, Xia Xinyu was also a little nervous and trembling.
"It's me, hehe." Chen Yuan directly showed it to everyone.
"Why can you get it the first time you draw? Did you turn it on?" Zhou Yu said, unconvinced.
Wrong.
I told you, it's not turned on, it's never been turned off.
"The worst era has come." Looking at Chen Yuan, He Si Jiao said with full of pessimism, "Letting this kind of person become the king is really the end of the world."
"Louis XVI," Tang Siwen also chimed in.
"Eh, what's the Louis XVI meme?" He Si Jiao asked, puzzled.
Xia Xinyu awkwardly explained with a smile, "How should I say it... he was a very cringe king."
A literal cringe king, right? (A reference to Louis XVI being beheaded)
"Don't go too far," Zhou Yu pointed at the remaining card and said, "You also have a number, don't harm others and yourself."
"Since I'm the king, I'll definitely choose something that's not a punishment for me, but something that's quite unacceptable to some people," Chen Yuan revealed an evil smile.
"..." Zhou Fu looked at the '3' in front of her, only hoping that she wouldn't be persecuted in the first round.
"Do you need to draw a punishment card?" He Si Jiao asked.
"No need, I'll improvise."
After Chen Yuan refused, he thought for a while, then suddenly said, "Number 1 and Number 3, get on the scale!"
"?!"
Hearing this, everyone was shocked.
Especially the girls.
"Vicious!" After Xia Xinyu condemned him, she smiled and showed her card, "But I'm 2."
"I'm 1." Tang Siwen took out her card.
He Si Jiao began to observe: "Then who is 3..."
At this time, Zhou Fu directly picked up a can of beer and was about to pour it into her throat...
But Chen Yuan grabbed it and said, "No substitute punishments, get on the scale!"
(End of chapter)