Chapter 84: Chapter 80: Seeing Ghosts? Stomach Pumping a Cow, and the Cow Went Mad!!
But since there’s a reputation system, as the saying goes, if you’re not keen on exploiting the system, there must be something wrong with your head!
So we must exploit it.
"Lingchuan, our cow shouldn’t have any serious issues, right?"
Seeing Zhang Lingchuan taking a bit long to check the cow, Feng Hai became a bit worried and asked.
"Not a big problem, Uncle Feng. I’ll pry open the cow’s mouth, and you help me insert the stomach washing equipment."
Luckily, this is an adult cow.
It’s large in size.
Any poison relates to body size.
If it were a dog, it would likely show severe poisoning symptoms by now.
Of course, besides that, cows have four stomachs.
The poison hasn’t digested yet.
"Okay."
Uncle Feng is an experienced cattle farmer. Although his own cow hasn’t undergone stomach washing, he’s seen it done on other people’s cows.
"Friends in the livestream, we’re about to proceed to the stomach washing session for Brother Niu. Because the process is quite painful, we need to tie the cow’s rope to a sturdy and reliable post to minimize its range of motion."
Zhang Lingchuan reduced the original two-meter rope.
It’s now shortened to about 50CM.
"I don’t know if washing a cow’s stomach is painful, but I know it was quite painful for me. I was young and snuck some corn, not knowing it was sprayed with pesticides. The village barefoot doctor told my mom I needed a stomach wash to survive. I remember the concoction by the doctor was a light pink liquid, smelled more pungent than ammonia, and drinking a bowl of it was unbearable. I screamed that I’d rather die than drink it. Then my dad, quite a tough guy, fetched a bucket of essence from the dry toilet, red and yellow intertwined, maggots writhing, and thrust it before me, shouting either the medicine or the feces! It’s vividly etched in my memory! I vomited the entire afternoon, bile and all."
"Wow, the guy upstairs has such a tragic story. I went to the hospital for a stomach wash, and even though they gave me anesthetic, it didn’t really help much, and I was retching terribly!!"
"Ugh... I’ve had it done before too. Inserting the tube was uncomfortable at first, but once the contents were out, it was just clear water left. Removing it was painful too, bloody, and I never want to go through it again."
"Why did they insert mine through the nose! Terrifying!! /Crying."
"Unconscious patients have it inserted through the mouth, conscious ones through the nose..."
"Huh? I just went for a stomach wash yesterday and was fully conscious, but they went through my mouth. It was unbearably uncomfortable!!"
"Maybe your nose was too small for the tube, or the doctor didn’t realize you were conscious. Could also be the intern doctor, but girl, take care of yourself!!"
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Mentioning stomach washing.
The entire livestream became lively at once.
Many even shared their painful past experiences.
Expressing reluctance to go through it a second time.
[Dr. Zhang’s daily livestream viewers: 2,413 people.]
[Veterinarian daily livestream competition heat rank NO·80.]
Audience numbers have now reached over two thousand.
The overall competition list isn’t out yet; the current list is the daily heat rankings, which depend on the number of hosts competing each broadcast day.
There you go.
Today, with 2,400 people, it reached the 80th rank.
In the video.
Zhang Lingchuan took out a few items.
"Friends, the tools we use to wash a cow’s stomach are simple: first, a household funnel costing three yuan, then a blue mouth opener worth 20 yuan in a cross shape to keep the cow from biting the tube. This blue one is the stomach tube, which you can think of as a large water hose. Once we have these ready, we’ll start the stomach washing. If there are any cattle farmers in the livestream, feel free to try this yourself."
They’re a funnel, mouth opener, and stomach tube, essentially rubber tubing.
Then he introduced them to the viewers in front of the camera.
"Cattle farmer here! Dr. Zhang is explaining it so clearly!"
"Not a cattle farmer, never dealt with vets or seen them treat animals, but I’m very interested in this knowledge since every operation is a fresh knowledge gap!"
"Hahaha, actually, it’s fresh to us vet students too, because Dr. Zhang’s livestream videos are extremely detailed, and several of our classmates use them as practical lessons!"
"Me too! Dr. Zhang’s videos are not only great for cattle farmers but also perfect for us vet students. Our entire dorm watches them as teaching videos! I must say, students from Ji Dai Animal Medical College are really something!"
"Rumor has it Dr. Zhang is a protegee of the veterinary college dean, so his steps are clear and his surgeries are precise."
"Whoa! A master protegee!!"
There are indeed cattle farmers in the livestream.
They quickly popped up.
Besides cattle farmers, there are also medical students.
They showed up too.
"Alright, Uncle Feng, let’s start! I’ll pry open the cow’s mouth, and you insert the mouth opener."
Zhang Lingchuan readied himself and took action.
Song Wanqing, meanwhile, was filming up close.
"Lingchuan, be careful, the cow seems to have reacted to the rat poison, those horns are sharp!"
It’s a huge buffalo.
With long horns.
Just as Zhang Lingchuan attempted to pry open its mouth.
It struggled violently!!
Even its hind legs jumped up, as if to charge at people!
Though he stood at 1.8 meters tall, appearing quite large for the south, a cow is still a cow!!
The scene looked extremely dangerous!!
"Watch out!!"
"Is it always this risky to wash a cow’s stomach?!!"
"Can’t you use anesthetic? Senior Zhang, be careful and don’t get gored by the horns!"
"Seems like being a veterinarian not only requires skill but also strength and guts! After all, animals don’t understand human language!"
In the livestream.
The buffalo’s frenzied moment left everyone chilled!
Some timid girls even screamed from outside the livestream.
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