chun jie di xiao long
Chapter 542 Great Upheaval!
"Yinsi (the underworld) has order, the laws of the dead are merciless, break!"
Lawyer An pinched a seal,
The white bone hand stabbed forward fiercely!
"Buzz!"
The hand pierced through,
But it was like an old ox entering a swamp,
Making it difficult to move forward.
Lu Pingzhi slowly raised his hand and grabbed Lawyer An's white bone hand.
On one side were snow-white bone fingers, and on the other, a withered, skin-and-bone hand. When the two hands touched, it was as if electric sparks exploded rapidly.
Lawyer An's eyes narrowed. Instead of advancing, he retreated and let out an angry roar.
Lu Pingzhi's body trembled slightly,
Then he opened his mouth,
"Punishment is inescapable!"
"Swish!"
Lawyer An only felt a sharp pain in his white bone hand, as if it was about to crack. But he still didn't withdraw his hand. At this time, it was like athletes colliding at high speed; whoever gives way first will be injured more severely!
It wasn't until this moment that Lawyer An fully confirmed that the old thing's weakness was mostly an act. He had always had something to rely on.
Lawyer An glanced back again. The boss was still standing there without moving. Could something have gone wrong?
Of course, he didn't know that Boss Zhou was currently negotiating with the one inside him. He was indeed temporarily unable to attend to other matters.
"Deal... ...ing... ...shall... ...we..."
"I've never known how to use that thing, but I've been doing just fine. It doesn't stop me from drinking coffee and reading the newspaper."
"It's... ...very... ...use... ...ful..."
"If you were a salesman, the company would definitely go bankrupt. There's no sincerity in your sales pitch."
"I... ...want... ...to... ...go... ...out..."
"You've got itchy feet, huh? You just went out in Xuzhou a while ago, didn't you? Still want to go out?
Do you know that last time you wanted to meet the Buddha,
You left me unable to recover for days?"
"That license... ...is... ...Yinsi's... ...rules..."
"I'm still not letting you out. Stop dreaming."
"Can... ...let... ...you... ...advance... ...without... ...hindrance... ...even... ...hide... ...it... ...from... ...Yinsi..."
"Glug!"
Zhou Ze swallowed.
"Even if... ...you... ...secretly... ...ascend... ...to... ...judge... ...Yinsi... ...won't... ...know... ...but... ...everything... ...that's... ...due... ...will... ...be... ...given... ...to... ...you..."
"Glug!"
"Otherwise... ...you... ...wouldn't... ...have... ...suspected... ...why... ...you... ...have... ...done... ...so... ...many... ...things...
But... ...have... ...never... ...received... ...any... ...queries... ...or... ...questions... ...from... ...Yinsi..."
"Glug!"
"Master... ...the... ...method... ...of... ...using... ...it... ...you... ...can... ...always... ...live... ...peacefully... ...stay... ...out... ...of... ...it...
Drink... ...your... ...coffee... ...and... ...read... ...your... ...newspaper... ...every... ...day..."
"Glug!"
"Phew, I take back what I said before. It's really a pity you're not a salesman. Are you saying that after I recognized this ghost messenger certificate, I've been hiding from Yinsi's eyes all along?"
Come to think of it, it seems that's true. There's never been any news from hell directly finding me, including such a big deal in Xuzhou.
Staying out of it,
Getting rich in peace,
Enjoying life,
Zhou Ze felt that any one of the above accurately stimulated him.
"Then tell me the method to actively use it first, and then I'll let you out."
"Heh..."
"You don't trust me?"
"What... ...do... ...you... ...think?"
"Then I'll let you out first. What if you go back on your word after you're done eating?"
"Would... ...I... ...do... ...that?"
Boss Zhou licked his lips,
It seemed that,
When it came to being a person,
The one inside him was indeed more reliable than him in terms of character.
The key was that the one was proud and cared about face way too much.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have done such a chuunibyou (delusional/over-the-top) thing in Xuzhou a while ago, clearly being at the end of his rope, yet still setting up a formation to wait for the Buddha to descend.
After a long while,
Zhou Ze smiled,
And then,
Nodded,
"Deal."
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"Can't you just get lost?"
Lawyer An endured the sharp pain in his white bone hand and roared with a sullen face.
He wasn't Zhang Yanfeng. He didn't have any natural righteousness to speak of, nor did he have any belief in bringing all evil to justice.
If this old thing nodded, could admit defeat, and said he would leave to harm other places, Lawyer An could take a step back. And he believed that his boss would probably not pursue the matter either.
Because his boss,
Was lazy.
"My retreat, is right here."
Lu Pingzhi replied with these words.
For some unknown reason, he had to stay within Tongcheng territory.
"Then there's really nothing to talk about."
Lawyer An let out an angry roar. At the same time, his other hand also turned into white bone!
Both hands turned into white bone, and his arms stretched out, actually tearing a gap in the light罩 (guang zhao - light shield).
"It's the Ninth Hall, there's nothing to talk about."
Lu Pingzhi suddenly stood up from his chair,
The clothes on his body rustled,
Along with a terrifying gangfeng (fierce wind) whistling out.
The light罩 (guang zhao - light shield) shattered,
But the terrifying power, after collapsing the light罩 (guang zhao - light shield), directly wreaked havoc on Lawyer An!
Lawyer An crossed his arms,
Forcibly propping up a pink barrier.
But in the next moment,
A figure directly appeared in front of him.
"Ninth Hall?
What's that?"
Then,
It was just an unadorned punch.
"Bang!"
As if the world,
Had fallen silent at this moment,
The previous storms were just child's play,
Lu Pingzhi's body directly crashed through the wall behind him and flew out.
Lawyer An lowered his arms in surprise, looking at the man in front of him.
Damn,
He's out again?
At this time,
Zhou Ze suddenly turned slightly to the side,
Looking at Lawyer An standing behind him,
Said:
"The Nether Sea bestows upon you the title of captain of the Waning Boat?"
"Uh..."
Lawyer An suddenly felt a little flustered,
Having the feeling of an ugly daughter-in-law finally meeting her parents-in-law,
Please,
Please,
Please,
Please don't say "Are you worthy?"
Please don't say it,
Don't say it.
Lawyer An felt that he might not be able to bear this blow,
Nor could he afford this kind of denial.
"Heh."
Phew...
Not "Are you worthy?"
Lawyer An breathed a sigh of relief,
As if his life had been saved!
Zhou Ze then walked out along the collapsed wall in front. Lawyer An composed himself and immediately followed behind him, trotting along.
At this time,
Where was the demeanor of a former hell inspector?
He looked like a translator in an anti-Japanese drama.
When they walked out,
Lawyer An couldn't help but gasp,
The old man who had been almost evenly matched with him before, even suppressing him, was now lying on the ground covered in blood, miserable beyond compare.
"Boss...oh no, Chief, it's this bastard!
This bastard actually said that the Nether Sea is withered!"
Lawyer An immediately shouted indignantly,
"How could the Nether Sea wither? My vast Nether Sea will never run dry!"
The translator was reporting: Taijun (lord), this Eighth Route Army soldier said that the Great Japanese Empire is definitely going to be finished!
Zhou Ze stopped,
Standing beside the old man,
Ignoring Lawyer An who was jumping up and down, trying to show off.
Instead, he faced the old man below,
And said:
"Spit it out."
Spit out those official soul shadows you just released,
Let me swallow them!
Lawyer An stood beside him, feeling that these three words were spoken with such domineering spirit,
Like saying: Cuihua, serve the sauerkraut!
"Who... ...are... ...you?"
Lu Pingzhi looked at Zhou Ze with some doubt,
That punch,
Shattered all his reliance,
Along with his body and courage,
Crushing them together!
"Are you worthy to ask the identity of our Chief?"
Lawyer An immediately said indignantly.
Actually,
It can't be blamed on Lawyer An for being so uncomposed and losing his image,
Back then,
When the little loli took out the ghost messenger certificate from Zhou Ze and showed it to him,
He almost "plop" knelt down.
He suffered, he felt wronged, he had lost everything, so he was even more eager to seize the opportunity before him.
Moreover,
Even if he was still a genuine inspector in hell,
Facing the one in front of him,
His knees would probably still go weak.
No other reason,
When the one in front of him was in charge of the Nether Sea,
What Mount Tai God,
What Yinsi (the underworld),
What Ten Kings of Hell,
Were all still in their mothers' wombs!
Zhou Ze stretched out his hand,
And pressed down.
"Pfft!"
The old man's chest directly caved in,
Streams of light overflowed from his body,
One after another, the illusory figures of officials from the Ninth Hall of Yinsi (the underworld) rearranged themselves around,
But even at this moment,
They were still closing their eyes.
At this time,
Lawyer An also saw something was wrong,
Still closing your eyes and playing dead at this time?
Zhou Ze raised his head,
With an angry look on his face,
His right fist clenched tightly,
He was very angry,
Because,
He,
Had actually been deceived!
Yes,
These official shadows,
Were just memorial tablets,
And not real dead souls!
He had agreed to the salted fish's conditions in order to come out this time, and had bargained with the salted fish for so long!
In the end,
He actually gained nothing!
Of course, something more serious than this,
Was that,
He, the master of the Nether Sea,
Had been deceived!
For a moment,
Zhou Ze suddenly looked at Lawyer An behind him.
Lawyer An only felt a chill run from his back to his knees in an instant,
Damn,
Was he going to kill him to silence him?
Fortunately,
This stimulating killing intent was fleeting. Lawyer An only felt that he had just taken a sauna, and his clothes were soaked with cold sweat.
"Hehehe...hehehehe...hehehehe..."
Lu Pingzhi lay on the ground, laughing loudly.
He laughed very miserably, and also very sadly.
"What's going on."
Zhou Ze asked.
"Haven't you already seen it?"
Lu Pingzhi grinned, wrinkling his chrysanthemum skin-like old face, and shouted:
"They're all gone,
They're all gone,
They're all gone!"
"What's gone? You old man, speak clearly!"
Dog-leg An immediately stood up and scolded.
"Gone is gone, gone is gone...
One of the Ten Kings of Hell,
The lineage of the King Equality of Hell,
A month ago,
Was sealed..."