chun jie di xiao long
Chapter 668 One Person, One Beast! (First Update!)
The man stretched,
somewhat lazily.
"Forget it, if you can get out of here alive, help me look around. Although, I think you're probably going to die here.
Okay,
I should scatter too.
Speaking of which,
what the hell stimulated my mental imprint again?"
Zhou Ze didn't answer him.
Talking to an old antique from who-knows-how-many years ago about current affairs really had no meaning, and besides, the other party clearly had no intention of talking about anything serious.
It seemed,
in the other party's eyes,
he was about to die soon?
This made Zhou Ze a little puzzled.
Was something changing outside?
The man didn't continue to ask.
He squatted down,
his hands hanging down at his sides,
his figure somewhat desolate as he looked around.
At this moment,
in his eyes,
Zhou Ze saw something called "nostalgia."
This,
was the home of the watchdogs,
oh no,
the kennel.
"Hahahaha, I'm leaving, I hope I'm not dead yet."
After saying that,
the man squatting on the ground turned his head,
looked at Zhou Ze meaningfully,
and said loudly:
"I also hope you don't die."
The man's figure began to dissipate, quickly and without hesitation.
He shouldn't have been here at all; if it weren't for Mu Chengen, Zhou Ze wouldn't have known there was a person like him.
He also never imagined,
that countless years ago,
the invincible Ying Gou had been robbed of three thousand years' worth of savings by this guy.
When the man's figure completely disappeared,
Zhou Ze raised his head slightly,
closed his eyes,
he knew,
he should wake up.
He didn't know what was happening outside, and he didn't even know how long he had been in this state of hazy consciousness, but being struck by lightning and still having the opportunity to "open his eyes" again;
this achievement,
whether in the Ghost Messenger realm or the zombie realm, could be considered a proud accomplishment, right?
Zhou Ze only hoped this was the only time; he really didn't want to do it again.
"Glug... glug... glug..."
Such a viscous feeling,
like being in water, yet not like being in water.
Zhou Ze's body was floating slightly in the green, sticky environment, as if it were a treasure sealed in amber, but the surrounding green "amber" hadn't fully returned to a solid state; right now, it felt a bit like runny pudding.
And on Zhou Ze's body,
vines were frantically extending in all directions.
At this moment,
Zhou Ze was like an old tree with gnarled roots.
The vines extending from his body were expanding like crazy in all directions; in fact, the reason this green stuff hadn't solidified yet was because Zhou Ze was constantly extracting its essence, making it difficult to solidify.
Consciousness began to return to his body,
and at that instant,
Zhou Ze didn't have the joy of "escaping death."
The only thought in his mind was:
Damn it, it hurts!
It really hurt.
Almost all the skin on his body was gone, his left arm was broken, only the black bones of his right hand remained, and there were many other wounds all over.
Before, when he was in a state of lingering consciousness,
he didn't feel anything,
but now that he was awake,
everything he had to endure came.
Zhou Ze felt like he was driving a dilapidated old car,
as if this wasn't a body at all,
not even as good as a puppet!
Pain, pain, pain,
like clusters of fire, constantly roasting every cell in his body.
If Zhou Ze hadn't had a strong character, he might have actively fainted again.
In his ears,
the sound of liquid flowing echoed constantly.
Zhou Ze tried to open his eyes, but could only see a green chaos, like looking up at the sun; both his vision and perception were compressed to an extreme in this place.
He didn't know where he was, and he didn't even know what he was doing!
He tried to reach out,
logically speaking,
Zhou Ze only had one hand left now,
but when this thought just appeared,
information from countless hands began to flood in,
making Zhou Ze a little confused for a moment.
He felt like he had so many hands,
but how was that possible?
He wasn't an octopus, and even an octopus wouldn't have so many tentacles, right?
The vines seemed to become more excited because their host had awakened.
When a person is in a coma, their entire body functions enter a semi-dormant state, the most extreme example being hibernation like a bear.
And once they wake up, both physical and psychological needs begin to multiply, constantly stimulating a person's subjective initiative to obtain, to demand, to pursue!
These vines were encouraged, or even "ordered," to absorb even more actively and frantically than before.
Zhou Ze hadn't figured out why he suddenly had so many "hands,"
but he could clearly perceive a feeling of "pleasure."
This feeling
was like a gluttonous person sitting in their own restaurant, gorging themselves,
like a Harpagon stuffing gold coins from a huge vault into his pockets,
This was clearly a great feeling,
even though he couldn't see clearly at this moment, and couldn't sense the specific surroundings, this process should be enough to make a person satisfied and intoxicated.
However,
Boss Zhou suddenly noticed something was wrong.
I clearly took so much,
I clearly swallowed so much,
clearly there was so much corpse poison, which was a great tonic for zombies, almost close to the source of corpse poison,
but why don't I feel anything?
Many people have dreamed of having a stomach that can never be filled when faced with a dazzling array of delicacies,
which seems like a wonderful thing,
but the prerequisite is that Zhou Ze is "hungry" now, unbearably hungry.
He's clearly been eating and eating, and he can clearly perceive the deliciousness and taste of the food from his taste buds, but he just can't get it into his stomach, and he's still hungry!
What the hell is going on!
Hei Xiaoniu had this problem before,
and now,
Boss Zhou was really experiencing this absurd feeling.
However,
soon,
Zhou Ze seemed to understand something,
and roared frantically in his heart:
"Can you leave some for me?"
There was no response,
and Zhou Ze still didn't get to eat anything.
However, the vines in Zhou Ze's body, especially the seed near his heart, played a special and extremely important role at this time.
It was attached to Zhou Ze's body, constantly growing in this "whale-swallowing" process, and then, its vines began to become more and more compatible with Zhou Ze's body, and to a certain extent, it was helping Zhou Ze restore some of the functions of this body.
It was ridiculous,
Boss Zhou was clearly the real owner of this plunder,
but now he could only live on "charity."
Forget it,
I won't bother anymore,
I don't want to think about it either,
Boss Zhou was able to think things through,
after all, he was someone who had just been struck by lightning,
like that period of time right after ejaculation,
the whole person entered a state of "desirelessness."
Let it be,
He closed his eyes,
Zhou Ze used the largest range of motion he could currently manage,
to press one of his arms behind his head,
crossed his legs at the ankles,
chose a position that he liked the most and that made him the most comfortable,
and began to doze off.
He couldn't fall asleep,
however,
this feeling of being wrapped in corpse poison,
for ordinary people,
was like going to a tropical beach to sunbathe in the middle of winter.
He was tired,
really tired,
rest,
rest.
That laziness that came from the depths of his bones,
was the purest expression of true feelings,
was a true skill cultivated through days and nights of persistent effort on the sofa by the window in the bookstore!
"Yes, bury the explosives in these three places, and detonate them together when I give the signal!"
The little boy nodded and took the explosives away.
Yingying asked worriedly:
"But, but if we do this, won't we hurt the boss?"
Lawyer An nodded, "Of course it's possible, even if I've calculated the amount of explosives, there's still a high chance that we'll blow the boss up to the sky as well. Don't worry, I'll go down and check the situation again, and I'll issue the specific detonation signal."
In fact, there were very few options left; either do nothing, or do something.
In this situation,
doing nothing and just sitting here and resigning themselves to fate would be torture for everyone present.
Yingying still took the explosives to the placement site; she and the little boy were placing them above, while Lawyer An and Xu Qinglang went down into the pit again.
"Oh my god, I'm exhausted; it looks like my wound is going to get infected."
Lawyer An looked at the location of his severed arm helplessly.
Xu Qinglang smiled; he wasn't feeling too good either. This trip to Yunnan had been full of twists and turns, truly beyond imagination.
"Let's try one more time and drill further in to see if we can get a better grasp of the situation?" Xu Qinglang said.
Lawyer An nodded in agreement; he didn't dare to blow it up casually either, in case he really blew up the boss because of himself, that would be a real disaster.
Lawyer An went first, Xu Qinglang followed behind, and the two carefully drilled into the pit again.
The other end of the pit was blocked by green matter, but upon getting closer, Lawyer An was surprised to find that the green in front of him was a bit like rippling water; although it still maintained a solid-like state, it was really no different from jelly, and the visibility was very high.
Lawyer An didn't dare to put his hand in, but slowly adjusted the angle of his body and began to observe inside. When he almost lay down and looked diagonally upward, he was stunned.
The boss,
wasn't dead yet!
He was still floating there!
But the most shocking scene wasn't this; it was that Lawyer An saw a furry animal that wasn't very big and looked like a sloth.
At this time,
it was lying on the boss's stomach,
one person and one beast,
seemed to be napping together.
And,
quite,
harmonious!
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