chun jie di xiao long

Chapter 835 Mealtime!

“Even though I’m on your back, I can imagine your expression. It’s probably not much different from eating shit.”

Lawyer An, upon hearing this,

sighed deeply,

and asked melancholically:

“Tell me, is a fox, damn it, also a canine?”

Old Zhang was helped up by Yingying, but he was still twitching, and it seemed difficult for him to recover in a short time.

The Deadpool walked over and opened his hand in front of Old Zhang. A purple vine grew from the Deadpool’s palm, branching out into many tiny leaves at the end, which entered Old Zhang’s mouth and nose respectively.

In the air,

a faint fragrance quickly spread, somewhat like the scent of mint.

Soon,

Old Zhang’s twitching subsided,

and he slowly opened his eyes, filled with confusion and fatigue.

The Deadpool retracted the branches and smiled slightly.

“Hehe, it really works.” Lawyer An was delighted to see this, “In the future, I won’t have to envy Feng Si'er’s old dog for having Cuihua.”

The Deadpool walked to the little boy, who was covered in black spots. The Deadpool reached out and stroked the little boy’s body, and strands of blue juice dripped out.

“Hiss…”

The little boy let out a moan.

The sensation was too comfortable.

“Even zombies can be healed?” Lawyer An was stunned.

“This juice is from the Shura flower, originally condensed from baleful energy, perfect for replenishing a zombie's origin.”

“I’ve heard of this flower, but I’ve never seen it.”

“Thanks to you, the sealed land in the extreme west is full of them.”

His words were filled with resentment.

Some were packing things, some were healing, some were resting, and on the other side, Boss Zhou sat down cross-legged, in front of him, the green halo emitted a soft light.

But soon,

a pig face appeared in the halo,

with a hint of resentment,

it snarled:

“Do you know the price of offending me?”

Zhou Ze shook his head indifferently, not that he didn’t know, but he disdained to know.

It’s like you would specifically ask the pig for its opinion before eating braised pork, right?

Zhou Ze opened his mouth,

reached out,

the tip of his fingernail hooked the halo,

and sent it into his mouth.

“Hahahaha, you want to swallow me? Are you crazy!”

Zhou Ze remained unmoved, continuing to stuff it into his mouth.

The texture was like cotton candy,

seeming large,

but when squeezed,

it was easily stuffed in.

There was no other taste, but after eating it, his mouth felt refreshed, almost like using mouthwash.

“Fine, you swallow me, then I’ll possess you!”

These were the last words left by Hao Zhi.

Zhou Ze sucked his index finger,

“Pop”

A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth,

Great,

waiting for you to possess me.

Standing up,

Zhou Ze stretched,

Yingying walked over and asked:

“Boss, are you alright?”

“Not alright.”

“Hmm?”

“My legs are a little numb from squatting.”

Watching a show is also tiring.

But the result was good. The bookstore, he was like a miser, scouring from the outside, one person, one demon, one demon, collecting his belongings.

Now this batch of power has grown and gathered to the point where it can be put to use.

He was very gratified,

he could continue to be a salted fish,

a,

Godfather salted fish,

or call it,

Salted Fish Godfather.

“Yingying, are you alright… Ah!”

Zhou Ze cried out,

his body lurched forward, falling into Yingying’s arms.

“Boss? Boss? Boss, are you alright?”

Yingying only felt that her boss’s body was getting colder and colder, so cold that even she, a zombie, couldn’t stand it.

But Yingying still gritted her teeth and carried Zhou Ze up, shouting:

“I’ll find a quiet place for the boss!”

Lawyer An immediately shouted:

“Stop packing, protect him!”

Geng Chen asked in confusion: “He really swallowed it directly?”

“You bumpkin, you haven’t seen a lot of things.”

“Hehe.”

“Don’t sneer.”

“Do you believe that if I’m unhappy with you one day, I’ll come here and compete with you for favor?”

“Hahahaha, what a joke, am I afraid? With your dead temper, can you lick as well as I can?”

“…” Geng Chen.

After hesitating, Geng Chen continued: “Rebuild a body for me, I can fight better than you.”

“That’s because the effect of depriving your origin text hasn’t fully manifested yet.”

“With puppetry alone, I can kill you.”

“Okay, then can you beat our Zhang surnamed friend who just had an epileptic fit?”

It’s not me bragging,

our bookstore,

随便拉出一个羊癫疯病人,都能锤爆你!

“…” Geng Chen.

“Honestly be a loyal Yin Si official, if you perform well, we can form a good karmic bond, if you don’t perform well, hehe, you know the consequences.”

“Do you think I’ll accept your threat?”

“Then do you think I’ll let you go back to Yin Si alive after this is over?”

Things,

were said openly,

no one was hiding anything.

Geng Chen didn’t speak, didn’t curse Lawyer An for abandoning him after crossing the river, he seemed very calm.

Lawyer An sneered:

“That’s why I like being friends with you, knowing that you’ll be abandoned after crossing the river, you’ll still help us find that Hao Zhi one by one to capture, for the peace and safety of the mortal world, you’re willing to sacrifice yourself.

These kinds of good friends are truly the more the better.”

Geng Chen continued to be silent.

Yingying took Zhou Ze into the Olympic Sports Center stadium, placing the boss on the steps, because this Olympic Sports Center hadn't been completed yet, so there were no plastic chairs installed.

But it was good that the view here was wide, so there was no need to worry about being ambushed.

Xu Qinglang immediately began to rearrange the formation,

The Deadpool closed his eyes, the vines spreading again,

Old Zhang leaned against the wall, a cigarette in his hand, his face pale.

Everyone was tired, but everyone knew that everything before was all for the sake of the boss's meal!

Right now,

was the real key!

Yingying stood by the side, anxiously watching her boss. Frost had already condensed on the cement ground beside the boss, and the temperature in this area was ten degrees lower than other places.

“Don’t worry, he’ll be fine.” Lawyer An comforted, “It’s just eating a pig.”

After saying that,

Lawyer An gave a few more instructions to the people around him, and then left the stadium with Geng Chen on his back, returning to the previous square outside.

Some things, Geng Chen could be allowed to guess, but he couldn't be allowed to know the truth directly.

He was too principled, too fond of playing dedication,

so some things, Lawyer An didn't dare to let him really know.

…………

“Glug… glug… glug…”

Zhou Ze floated up from under the sea,

He opened his eyes,

and saw a suspended land in front of him,

very small land,

maybe the size of a stadium,

this was a land completely made of white bones,

above the layers of bones,

was a crystal-clear throne.

Zhou Ze climbed onto the bones,

looked up,

feeling it was too tiring to climb further, so he simply sat down on the spot, too lazy to move.

Not long after sitting down,

in the sea,

suddenly, monstrous waves rose,

as if someone was stirring up a fierce gale below, stirring up this side of the world!

The angry sea roared, this momentum was truly terrifying.

But no matter how the underworld sea below rolled and tossed,

this land completely condensed from white bones remained motionless!

Zhou Ze stroked a smooth skull beside him with interest with one hand, and reached for his pocket with the other, finding it empty, and shouted with some dissatisfaction:

“Is it going to kill you to conjure a pack of cigarettes!”

“Roar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

From under the sea,

came a terrifying roar,

then,

a huge pig head slowly floated up from under the sea!

This,

was the true image of Hao Zhi!

A pig head,

as big as a mountain!

No wonder it could rampage in hell for a while in that turbulent age.

Zhou Ze stroked his chin, this size was probably only a little smaller than the Di Ting of the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, but how big was Di Ting, lying down, it would directly turn into mountains.

The one in front of him was just a head, plus its body, it should be quite considerable.

“You swallowed me in yourself, then, I will let this body of yours become my new body under my crotch!”

The voice from the pig head seemed to echo the thunder above the sky,

the feeling of words becoming law,

was truly terrifying!

The Godzilla or other sea monsters that Zhou Ze had seen in disaster movies before, compared to this pig in front of him, were as cute as shy girls wearing lolita dresses.

However,

Hao Zhi’s “alarmist talk”,

didn’t have any effect.

Zhou Ze just waved his hand,

indicating that he knew,

then Zhou Ze raised his head,

and shouted towards the layers of white bones:

“Tie Hanhan, come out and take a job, someone said they want to possess you.”

The expression on the huge pig head suddenly froze,

Who was Tie Hanhan?

Did he have any powerful and terrifying existence called Tie Hanhan in his memory?

Then,

the terrifying crimson pig eyes began to scan the surrounding environment,

actually, there was a feeling of… familiarity.

Why was the depths of this person’s soul like this?

Why was this place so familiar, why, why?

At this moment,

a man with bare upper body and the exact same appearance as Zhou Ze now slowly walked down the white bone steps step by step.

His hair was black, fluttering in the wind, and his chest was covered with ancient runes rotating and flowing.

His appearance,

seemed to bring out a period of time,

belonging to the wilderness,

belonging to ancient times!

“Da!”

“Da!”

“Da!”

The sound of footsteps,

was like a terrifying heavy hammer,

slamming hard into the depths of the pig head’s soul,

this huge pig head actually didn’t dare to lift its face to look up at this time, it could only passively bury its head little by little!

It wanted to resist,

but unknowingly,

it was inexplicably horrified to find that,

it didn’t have the courage to resist!

Zhou Ze leaned on the ground,

in his line of sight,

appeared the back of a man,

the man continued to walk forward,

walking to the edge of the white bone land,

he alone,

faced the mountain-like pig head,

but in terms of momentum,

the small back completely killed the other party!

How dare a grain of rice compete with the bright moon!

When he opened his mouth,

Hao Zhi only felt bursts of explosions coming from his soul,

his soul actually showed a trend of complete disintegration at this time!

Damn it,

this,

whose soul is it!

“I… heard… that… you… want… to… possess… me…”