Chapter 894 You Are…

If there were a ranking of who in this world fears thunder the most, then zombies would definitely be near the top.

Life and death are destined, the cycle of yin and yang is an established principle, but zombies are born from death. In the end, they are neither alive nor dead, claiming to be beyond the Three Realms, yet they are most offensive to the heavens.

Any superior dislikes such unrestrained groups.

Looking at the two great zombie ancestors that Boss Zhou has come into contact with,

they have both lived directly from ancient times until now.

Although they are a bit low-key,

they are still considered the ancestors of the zombie world.

Sometimes,

being able to live is a skill,

outliving all your contemporaries,

isn't that a lonely form of invincibility?

Zhou Ze reached out and hugged Yingying, and the two snuggled together, watching the rolling thunder in front of them.

Hey,

I must say,

there's a strange kind of romance,

like a boyfriend deliberately taking his girlfriend to a haunted house,

trembling with fear himself,

but still pretending to be calm in front of his girlfriend.

Yingying was very scared. She never hid her emotions or thoughts from Zhou Ze. She had always been transparent in front of Boss Zhou.

From a feminist perspective, you could say she has no personality, deeply poisoned by various things, but for a person to find someone in their life whom they can treat wholeheartedly without reservation and not worry about being hurt is a great happiness and luck.

In fact, Boss Zhou was also panicking a lot.

Other zombies are at most afraid of thunder. At the sound of thunder rumbling overhead, they can't help but tremble and feel frightened.

For example, when the little boy first debuted, he saved many villagers in the mountains. The villagers built a shrine for him, which scared the little boy so much that he immediately ran over and demolished it.

Why?

Afraid of being struck by lightning!

They were just afraid, but Boss Zhou was one of the very, very few in the zombie world who had actually been struck by lightning!

It's not that no other zombies had been struck by lightning, but they were basically reduced to ashes, so they aren't worth mentioning.

I remember when I was in Lijiang,

the leper monk swallowed a ghost from a ghost cave,

which eventually attracted a thunder tribulation.

That taste,

that refreshing feeling,

that state of being ready to be put on the table with some green onions, ginger, garlic, and chili powder,

Boss Zhou really didn't dare to experience it a second time.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!!!!!!!!!”

The thunder,

at first, there were only two or three strikes,

like an appetizer,

and then,

it was like a rain of pearls,

one strike after another, crashing down.

Good heavens,

this was really a bigger scene than fireworks, crackling like fried beans. Even the Hengdian film studio wouldn't be willing to use so much explosives for a war movie.

"Boss!"

"Huh?"

"Boss!"

"Huh? Speak louder, I can't hear you!"

"Boss, why doesn't the thunder stop!"

"Huh, what did you say?"

"The thunder, it doesn't stop!"

"Probably because there are so many people... so many ghosts!"

Under the dense thunder, almost all other sounds were eliminated. At this moment, it was the heavens venting their anger, just like an emperor's wrath. The ministers had to lower their heads and not dare to offend the dragon's countenance, and the people below were naturally even more frightened.

Of course,

even Zhou Ze didn't expect,

that this casino,

actually had so many customers.

Perhaps, what he had seen in the living room before was just the tip of the iceberg. The scale of this casino should be much larger than he had imagined.

Finally,

after about five minutes,

the thunder stopped,

the clouds were light and the wind was gentle,

as if nothing had happened.

It's just that the farmland in front of them had many dense small pits. This thunder tribulation, in terms of scene, was far worse than a missile, but for evil things, it was a true nemesis.

All gone,

all gone,

a casino,

with countless gamblers inside,

demons, ghosts, and even government officials,

were all accounted for here, accepting purification from Father Nature.

Ultimately, it was because Zhou Ze had brought out the young fox spirit. However, the culprit himself felt a chill down his spine at this moment.

As for the apology,

there really wasn't any.

If he had accidentally killed an innocent person, he might have felt some guilt;

but there were too many ghosts killed, and he couldn't feel guilty enough for all of them.

At this point,

Zhou Ze and Yingying dared to walk back to the car.

It wasn't that they insisted on staying to watch the scenery of the thunderstorm,

but because in the previous scene, when they were being stared at by the Qi of Heaven and Earth, any rash action could attract the attention of the heavens. It was better to stand there and follow the rules, but if they moved around, the heavens probably wouldn't mind wiping them out as well.

Sitting in the car,

Zhou Ze sat in the passenger seat this time.

"Yingying, you drive back."

"Ah? Boss, aren't you afraid that I..."

"I'm not afraid anymore. Just crash if you crash. Don't be polite. If you see someone changing lanes over a solid line without signaling or cutting in line, just slam into them.

We've just been educated by the heavens, and we have to pass on the spirit of the heavens and teach others how to behave, so that everyone can learn the spirit passed down by the heavens together."

"Okay, Boss."

Yingying was very excited to start the car. She had had her driver's license for a long time, but because her boss had never allowed her to drive, she, who always listened to her boss, really hadn't driven much. As a new driver, she had a strong urge to drive.

Zhou Ze took a bottle of mineral water from the drawer in front of the car, took a sip, and muttered to himself,

"This thunder is terrible."

"Pre...ten...tious..."

Boss Zhou subconsciously rolled his eyes.

He felt that he still preferred the Ying Gou who didn't talk much.

When he encountered something, he would just shout, and he would come, hand the matter over to him, and after solving the problem or the person who raised the problem,

he would return the body to him,

with clear division of labor,

and no other communication.

Now, Ying Gou suddenly pops up when he's doing nothing, commenting on his thoughts, which is really uncomfortable, giving him a strange feeling of being completely and unreservedly peeped into by another person.

This psychology is easy to understand,

like ordering takeout at home or in a hotel, or going to a club for a half-service,

each gets what they need, without burdening each other. After it's over, the other party replies with "Please come again next time." Whether to change technicians or number plates, stick to old tastes, or try something new is just a thought of your own, very free.

If those clubs and takeaways, if you had to actually take one home and live with them for the rest of your life after ordering, then this industry would really wither away...

"Ouch!"

"What's wrong, Yingying?"

"Boss, the car won't start."

"Let me take a look."

The car wouldn't start. It was probably that the battery or some other components were affected by the lightning and malfunctioned.

After checking the car,

Boss Zhou immediately thought of something,

and took out his phone,

well,

the screen was black.

In the face of the power of nature, human technology is sometimes really terribly immature.

"Boss, why don't you sit in the car, and I'll push the car from behind, and push it back to the city to find a 4S store?"

Um...

He would sit comfortably in the car,

and Yingying would push the car all the way to the city,

actually,

this matter, from a difficulty point of view,

was really not a big deal,

at least for Yingying,

it was really a piece of cake,

and he didn't have to worry about her being tired, hurt, or not having the strength,

but Boss Zhou still shook his head,

and said:

"Forget it, let's push it together."

"How can that work? Or, Boss, let's walk back to the city first, and then buy a car."

"That's not how we live our lives. Anyway, pushing a car isn't a difficult thing for us, and there's no rush. Let's push it, walk and push, and I can relax too."

"Okay, Boss."

As long as she could be with her boss,

Yingying was happy no matter what she was doing.

Next,

on the country road,

Zhou Ze and Yingying pushed the car together,

all the way forward.

Perhaps others would push the car very slowly, but for Zhou Ze and Yingying, the difficulty was really not great, about the same pace as a normal person walking.

It was early spring, and the scenery along the road was quite good. The two pushed the car while chatting and laughing;

Perhaps,

this could be considered a kind of

romance that ordinary couples wanted to experience but didn't have the strength to.

In the afternoon, the car was pushed to the repair shop. Zhou Ze booked another room nearby, and after entering, as usual, he took a shower first.

After showering,

Boss Zhou lay on the bed.

Yingying followed him onto the bed after taking a shower,

snuggling next to Zhou Ze, massaging his head.

"You're tired too, so don't..."

Zhou Ze took back his words.

Okay,

she's not tired.

In life, sometimes the lack of these hypocritical greetings is really uncomfortable, such as "Drink more hot water," "Rest early," "Don't get tired"...

"Boss, the air here isn't very good."

"You can already feel the quality of the air?"

"I can't really describe what kind of feeling it is, but I feel more comfortable in places with good air. For example, in the bookstore, I feel that the air is quite good."

"Isn't that so? Our bookstore is almost turned into a natural oxygen bar by the vegetable garden."

Zhou Ze turned his face and looked at the two things placed on the bedside table, one was the bottle, and the other was the animal skin.

"That thing with the animal skin..."

"You handle it, and Attorney An..."

Zhou Ze patted his forehead.

Only then did he remember that poor Attorney An had gone to the Northeast,

this life,

suddenly without a white glove,

he was really not used to it.

If Attorney An was here for this kind of immoral thing, he could handle it beautifully without him having to order it;

Now, in the bookstore, Yingying was a bit simple, and Lao Dao was a bit too nice, and it was really difficult to find a second suitable person.

Alas,

you only know to cherish when you lose it...

Lao An,

when will you be back?

At this time,

a tremor suddenly came from Zhou Ze's chest.

Yingying felt it and put her hand on Zhou Ze's chest.

Zhou Ze smiled, took out the silver mask inside. Qing was just a little girl, how big could her face be? So this mask wasn't very big either. Boss Zhou felt a bit tight when he wore it, so he simply carried it with him.

It must be said that anything produced by the underworld was of high quality.

The phone and car were broken, but this thing still had such a good signal.

After hesitating for a while,

taking a deep breath,

Zhou Ze signaled Yingying to be quiet,

and then silently put the mask on his face.

…………

"Buzz!"

His body trembled,

his vision turned from white to black and then back to white.

When Zhou Ze opened his eyes,

he found himself in a familiar scene again,

on a platform,

the chubby female doll version of himself,

After the first experience,

this second time was much more relaxed.

He even shook his arms.

Because it was a doll, and the inside was inlaid with gears, these two arms could actually rotate smoothly 360 degrees.

Boss Zhou, like an idiot,

rotated his arms like pinwheels here,

having a good time.

After playing with himself for a while,

Zhou Ze stopped.

That's not right,

they sent him a signal,

why haven't those two come yet?

Boss Zhou remembered that there should be two other dolls here,

one wearing a rich man's clothes, and the other wearing a red bib, with a bright "Meat" character on the bib.

Only Qing and these three people had this mask. They should be an B-level team. Why did they call him, but the other two were nowhere to be seen?

He couldn't just twist his head off here and kick it around as a ball again, could he?

Eh?

Boss Zhou actually put his two small round hands on his head. Should he try it?

At this time,

a doll suddenly jumped up from under the table,

it was the doll wearing the red bib.

Yo,

finally someone came!

Zhou Ze immediately calmed down.

One must know that,

with Qing's personality,

it was impossible for her to do anything out of line, very calm and cold.

"Is... there something wrong?"

Boss Zhou said with a pretentious tone.

The red bib doll stood there without speaking.

"What's wrong with you?"

Boss Zhou continued to ask calmly.

Who knew that,

in the next moment,

this red bib doll actually raised its round hand,

held up his own head,

and with a "crack,"

took his own head off.

Um...

What act was this?

Immediately afterwards,

the red bib doll put his head on the ground,

and forward,

kicked his own head with a "smack,"

the round doll head rolled to Zhou Ze's front.

Zhou Ze stood there without moving,

the red bib doll stood there without moving either,

just afraid that the atmosphere would suddenly become quiet...

Boss Zhou stared hard at the doll in front of him,

still full of question marks.

But after standing for a long time,

he didn't move,

and the other party didn't move either.

Finally,

Boss Zhou couldn't help it,

and tentatively raised his foot,

kicking the head in front of him.

"Gulu gulu..."

The head was kicked back to the red bib doll.

The red bib doll moved again,

raised his little chubby leg,

and kicked his head towards Zhou Ze again.

Zhou Ze kicked it back again,

and the other party kicked it back again,

two dolls,

on a big table,

in a very strange atmosphere,

really started playing a game of kicking the head as a ball...

Kicking and kicking,

Zhou Ze's heart slowly rose,

and a possibility suddenly came to his mind,

and this possibility was constantly being deepened.

Finally,

when the ball, oh no, when the head was kicked back to his front again,

Boss Zhou made a perfect ball stop,

and asked in a low voice:

"You are…"

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The day and night are reversed again. It’s really not intentional to be stuck in updating late at night. Long strives to adjust his schedule as soon as possible, and not be listless the day after an explosion. This chapter is more than 4,000 words, which is considered a chapter, and will make up for it tomorrow. Don't panic!