Chapter 109 Yellow Emperor

Huangdi was the son of Shaodian and Fubao, originally surnamed Gongsun, later changed to Ji, so he was called Gongsun Xuanyuan, or Ji Xuanyuan.

Ying Gou's Gongsun Xuanyuan refers to the Yellow Emperor.

Later, in ancient China, there were many "Gongsun" families, many of whom wanted to ride the popularity of the Yellow Emperor;

The ancients paid great attention to their origins, which was much more fanatical than the caste system next door now.

Qu Yuan's "I am a descendant of the Emperor Gaoyang, and my late father was named Boyong..." is simply creepy.

It was only in modern times that true great men could have the fearless courage to directly and frankly admit that they were "sons of peasants"!

Judging from Ying Gou's grievances with the emperor, it is impossible for him to call out "Your Majesty the Yellow Emperor" or to be moved by the scene and shed tears.

Being able to be slightly sentimental without any derogatory colors is already the limit of what Ying Gou can do.

In fact, sometimes Zhou Ze really feels that if Ying Gou wasn't a figurine maniac, he could completely change his career to be a history teacher.

However, from Ying Gou's words, a message can be heard, that is, it was the Yellow Emperor who isolated the immortals back then.

At the end of ancient times,

The Yellow Emperor cut off the inheritance of immortals with a sword;

Ying Gou fought a giant hand that protruded from the sky in hell,

Finally, he cut off its ten fingers and then fell.

There should be many secrets to be discovered here.

It's just a pity that Ying Gou is only gluttonous, but doesn't like alcohol, or rather, the kind of wine that Ying Gou likes to drink with the blood of gods and demons is much more expensive than Boss Zhou's civet cat coffee, and Boss Zhou can't afford it.

Therefore, there is no chance to tell stories after drinking.

With a "plop",

The old man seemed unable to withstand the pressure from the seal anymore,

He knelt on the ground,

Along with the surrounding shadows and pictures, they also dissipated.

The white light in Old Zhang's eyes also slowly disappeared,

Afterwards,

Old Zhang only felt dizzy for a while, reaching out to grab the wall to avoid falling.

After all, his physical fitness is much worse than Boss Zhou's, and he can't stand being rubbed by Wangcai outside.

The old man didn't mess with others, he messed himself up first.

This was the easiest confrontation Zhou Ze had ever experienced.

Having personally experienced the event of smashing the Yama Palace with the moon, he has resistance to other scenes, no matter how terrifying or depressing.

"Coffee!"

Zhou Ze raised his finger at the old man.

Generally speaking, "coffee" and "newspaper" correspond to turning clouds and overturning rain. The former is to condense the baleful aura into chains for sealing, and the latter is to whip the baleful aura out.

So Boss Zhou is still very satisfied with the name he gave himself, because it is very graphic, coffee, let you calm down and stay there and slowly savor it;

Newspaper is to roll up the newspaper and whip him with it.

As for Ying Gou's opinion on this, Boss Zhou has always ignored it, and also thinks that he is a typical example of tsundere.

The old man, like the old woman, was also tied into a rice dumpling, completing the seal.

"Old Zhang, take them away."

Zhou Ze made a gesture to Old Zhang to leave.

Old Zhang took a few deep breaths beside him, finally regaining some strength. Although his lower back was still a little weak, he still walked over and carried the old man and the old woman on his shoulders.

In fact, neither of them is heavy, so it's not too strenuous.

Boss Zhou opened the living room door and walked out.

The old Taoist was already waiting at the door, holding a plastic bag in his hand, which really contained iced drinks.

Seeing Zhou Ze come out, the old Taoist immediately put on a diligent smile and ran over.

"Here, Boss, drink water;

Here, Old Zhang, open your mouth, I'll feed you.

Yo yo, yo yo, slow down, don't choke, don't choke."

"Pfft!"

………………

It was already evening when they returned to the wax museum.

The young man was fidgeting while looking at his watch, his reincarnation was time-limited, after all, the person he served was not ordinary.

There is no small matter around the leader, if it delays Di Ting's bathing and scrubbing, thousands of hell's dead souls will not agree.

He wants to leave, and the bookstore is willing to let him go.

After all,

Apart from his scrubbing skills,

He can't be used as fertilizer.

But he was still waiting for the time, wanting to see the fertilizer being applied before leaving.

This time he came back to life, wanting to wait for the next opportunity, he really doesn't know how long he will have to wait, he doesn't want to miss it.

As soon as Old Zhang stopped the car, the young man couldn't wait to run over and open the door, taking the lead in taking the old man and old woman down.

After all, he is a judge, no matter how he got in through the back door, he still has a lot of strength.

When Zhou Ze got out of the car, lit a cigarette, and walked into the wax museum, he found that even the pit had been dug.

Next, the professional matters are left to the professional people to do. Boss Zhou is too lazy to join in the fun. In fact, he originally wanted to go and see, but after seeing Hei Xiaoniu carelessly picking out two buckets of manure from somewhere,

Zhou Ze, who has a deep cleanliness habit, chose to retreat.

Walking out of the wax museum, sitting on the steps, stretching his waist, breathing in the fresh air, he suddenly felt that life was still so beautiful.

As for what the old man and old woman's identity were, where they came from specifically, whether there were really other immortal slaves who would wake up, Zhou Ze was too lazy to delve into it.

Some things, you can't delve into them;

Like the sudden crackdown;

Like the old Taoist is going to see the big sister who is about to leave Tongcheng;

Like the big sister asked the old Taoist to help her get her deposit back;

Like you are all immortals, although there is a slave in front, but there is also an immortal as a prefix, can't you be more generous, and have to get angry with the old Taoist for this thousand yuan or so;

Like suddenly, Lawyer An called himself and needed immortal fertilizer...

Things are too coincidental,

So coincidental that I feel like I'm Gou Xin.

At this thought,

Boss Zhou touched his forehead,

And quickly spat at himself,

Why mention that name,

Bad luck.

Half an hour later,

The young man walked out of the wax museum,

His face was radiant, and he looked very satisfied. The aftertaste of the climax seemed to allow him to continue to savor it repeatedly.

"Planted?" Zhou Ze asked.

"Completed!"

The young man clenched his fist and waved it.

"I'm very curious, do you still use human excrement to plant the land?"

"That's the qi of the five grains reincarnation, used as a primer for fertilizer, first stir it by hand, then..."

"Okay, okay, I'm a layman, I don't need to know the specific details."

The young man closed his mouth, feeling a little regret that he couldn't share the joy of his masterpiece, just like when a programmer boyfriend always wants to share the interesting things about the code with his girlfriend, but his girlfriend always doesn't appreciate it.

Immediately,

The young man walked up to Zhou Ze,

And said seriously:

"I'm leaving."

"I won't see you off."

"Actually, this fertilizer effect is still much worse, because it only has a little relationship with the immortal, but it's enough for that plant to develop another wave.

That gentleman is a genius, really."

The young man was talking about Deadpool, it seems that these two really appreciate each other.

The Japanese priest back then, by chance and after setbacks, unexpectedly lit up another technology tree, I have to say, it's really the work of creation.

"He has a wife." Zhou Ze said.

The young man nodded, with a look of regret on his face.

There is a feeling that I was born late.

"Mr. Zhou, Boss Zhou, Lord Zhou." The young man solemnly cupped his fists at Zhou Ze, hesitated for a moment, and still knelt down on one knee, sincerely saying:

"I think it's better for me to kneel, anyway, when you give me the manor in the future, I will also kneel down to thank you."

Boss Zhou remained noncommittal.

"Go."

"Goodbye."

"This body, please help me keep it, I'll just use this one next time, saving me from having to look for it again."

After speaking,

The gate of hell was opened, but this time the frame of the gate of hell was red, which meant that it was a special passage, only the judge and inspectors who came up to perform tasks this time could use it, the real gate of yin and yang, is still closed.

The young man left,

His body fell directly to the ground,

The head position hit the edge of the steps,

With a "thud",

A large piece was dented,

Not so fresh brain matter also slowly overflowed.

To be honest, from Zhou Ze's many years of medical experience, it is really rare to fall out with such a result.

Maybe this body was very fragile before it was requisitioned.

Boss Zhou frowned, and based on the principle of not wasting, he still called Hei Xiaoniu out and asked her to settle this body first.

Applying fertilizer cannot be achieved overnight, it will take two months to see the real effect.

Boss Zhou didn't expect to grow watermelons directly, in fact, even if he could increase the yield of peanuts to small potatoes, Boss Zhou would be satisfied.

At that time, he can take a potato to tease Tie Hanhan when he has nothing to do, it's quite interesting to think about it.

Returning to the bookstore, he took a bath under Yingying's service first.

Zhou Ze yawned, said that he would not eat dinner, and went upstairs.

A busy and fulfilling day,

Seems to be passing by like this.

But just as night fell,

The people in the bookstore were sitting together for dinner,

At the pharmacy counter next door,

Fangfang is videoing with her husband at a specific allowed time,

Outside on South Street, pedestrians with less and less clothes are constantly flowing;

And in the ward of the pharmacy,

A dark old man's figure,

Appeared again from the wall.

With a ghostly atmosphere, he began to move from the door of the ward to Gou Xin's bed again.

But this time,

Qing directly sat up from the hospital bed,

And said in a deep voice:

"Liang, You."

The two children also sat up together.

Seemingly aware of the abnormality,

The old man's figure on the wall stopped his steps in surprise.

Qing's body floated up,

The bodies of the two companions beside him also floated up,

A purple net,

Slowly falling down,

After lying in bed for a year,

The three remaining enforcement team bosses finally revealed their ferociousness again.

Since they surrendered,

Naturally, a certificate of surrender must be paid!

…………

An explosion,

Smashed the tranquility of summer.

"Boom!"