Bai Ze felt he was very unlucky.

Very, very unlucky.

Just how unlucky?

He never expected that Shi Yi, the famous Great Wilderness powerhouse, the Celestial God in charge of the sun and moon's movements,

Was actually a terrible direction-finder.

Because he left the ranks of the Great Wilderness gods midway to check on the suspect Bai Ze, Shi Yi parted ways with the main force. Now, after tearing through space, he could no longer see 'Zhong', the god supporting the sky ahead.

In the distance, he could see cities, the special colors and shapes of modern buildings.

He could see crowds of people coming and going.

Shi Yi frowned, covering his nose and mouth. "The air is terrible."

"Do the humans here have to live in such an environment?"

He casually tossed Bai Ze onto the roof of a modern high-rise building, then took out his notebook, opened it, and recorded the situation here. He mused, "The environment is too harsh. Next time, I'll break off a branch of the Jianmu tree and plant it here. It should be able to generate its own spirituality, clean the air, and increase the concentration of spiritual energy."

"The average lifespan of humans will increase by five to seven years."

"The probability of getting sick will decrease."

Bai Ze rolled his eyes helplessly.

People are different.

The differences between gods are equally enormous.

There are willful Celestial Gods, and there are also those who are calm and peaceful.

The former is like Xi He, that brainless one, and the latter is like Zhu Jiuyin, like the Queen Mother of the West.

And also like Shi Yi, who, although his brain didn't seem to work very well, was very earnest.

Shi Yi casually picked up Bai Ze. Bai Ze struggled, but found that he really couldn't break free. Helpless, he said, "So, Shi Yi, what are you planning to do?" Shi Yi said, "Naturally, we are going to West Kunlun to bring that white-haired mountain god back to the Great Wilderness."

"Alright, that kid."

Bai Ze sighed.

Why do you have the symptoms of Xuanyuan without having Xuanyuan's destiny?

Xuanyuan was stubborn back then because he could smash other people's heads.

What about you?

Finding that he couldn't break Shi Yi's seal, or rather, as a divine beast, and one not good at fighting, he couldn't beat this guy next to him even if he broke the seal, so he had no choice but to be tied up honestly.

He watched the mortal realm below with interest.

Watching the way humans dressed, which was completely different from ancient times.

Watching them sit in some kind of steel contraption he had never seen before, moving quickly.

Of course, it was still not as fast as the speed of the gods, but compared to the ordinary people of the past, it was already a leap forward. In addition, there were all kinds of delicacies. Bai Ze swallowed and couldn't help but say, "Hey, Shi Yi, I want something to eat."

Shi Yi frowned.

"I don't have human money."

"Go steal it, aren't you in charge of the years…"

A moment later, Bai Ze's mouth was stuffed with an apple.

Shi Yi took the apple, but he left a corresponding replacement.

In addition, Shi Yi added a charge to his crimes: 'Attempting to instigate a Celestial God to steal'.

Bai Ze rolled his eyes wildly.

Looking at the bustling world, he would eventually lose himself in thought.

If Xuanyuan saw the human world today...

Would he be happy or regretful?

No...

He would probably become an ordinary person, and he would mooch meals off of him. Then Xuanyuan would work every day, doing the kind of work that didn't require fighting, relying on his so-called 'wisdom' to earn money and food, and he could mooch meals; Xuanyuan would go home after work to see Lei Zu, cook good meals, and maybe Xuan Nu would often come to provoke him.

He could also come over to mooch meals.

It would be so good if that were the case...

A peaceful and stable life.

A wonderful human world filled with free meals.

Bai Ze sighed and looked up, but saw that around this seemingly prosperous city, there were cracks everywhere. The prosperity of the human world was surrounded by endless wilderness, as if huge beasts would break through the cracks and step into this place at any moment.

After observing for a long time, Bai Ze raised his head, looked around, and suddenly fell silent.

"Wu wu wu, wu wu!"

Bai Ze gritted his teeth, chewed up the apple, swallowed it, breathed out, and said with a solemn expression:

"Shi Yi, where are we going?"

"West Kunlun."

"Yes, West Kunlun."

"Do you see that mountain in front?"

"Hmm?"

"Do you think that looks like Kunlun Mountain?"

Bai Ze's mouth twitched as he looked at the majestic mountain range in front, vaguely feeling the vastness and weight within. He glanced at the people below, used his power to understand all things to figure out the situation, and was silent for a long time. "This is Mount Tai."

"Yes, Mount Tai, so what?" Shi Yi frowned.

Bai Ze was bound by chains.

Like a salted fish, he struggled and looked up.

"Mount Tai has another name."

"It's called Dongyue (Eastern Peak)."

"East…"

Shi Yi fell silent.

"East..."

Bai Ze said, "I want to ask, Shi Yi."

"The reason why Emperor Jun told you to stay in the Northwest corner and not run around, is it because you can't tell directions?"

Shi Yi did not answer.

Bai Ze took it as a default, and then silently added a note to Shi Yi's record in his heart.

Next time he writes the Bai Ze Illustrated Compendium of Monsters, he can enrich it a bit.

Ah, I'm so diligent.

Five thousand years of black material is enough for Xuanyuan to look at for a while.

But when will he come back...

Just as Bai Ze was recalling that he had a thigh to hug, Shi Yi was silent for a while, and was about to turn around and leave with Bai Ze, but after only a moment of escape light flowing, Shi Yi's escape light suddenly stopped. The Celestial God guarding the Great Wilderness' pupils constricted, and he stared fixedly at the void in front of him.

A rift suddenly shattered, and a figure stepped out of it.

Seemingly having come to the human world for other purposes.

But at this moment, this figure collided with Shi Yi.

The newcomer was extremely tall, his eyebrows flew up like two side knives, with a square nose and wide mouth, dressed in white, holding a knife in his right hand, and with strange and ancient gluttonous patterns on his body. Shi Yi said slowly:

"...One of the Four Fiends, Taotie (Gluttonous)."

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Dream world.

Wei Yuan was numb.

Now he could split the arrows shot by Da Yi with his sword, stand on Xuanyuan's chariot and fight Xuanyuan with one hand, and flexibly control the chariot to dodge Xing Tian's battle axe. Apart from the fact that this guy might throw the axe in his hand at any time, everything was fine.

As for why he had such a high degree of proficiency.

When your 'coach' can control the flow of time.

This was not a problem.

For example...

Training during the day, resting at night.

But as long as Zhu Jiuyin didn't close his eyes.

This day would never end.

The sword in Wei Yuan's hand was stuck by Xuanyuan's sword, and then he took advantage of the force to resist Xing Tian's battle axe with Xuanyuan's strength. The Thirty-Six Heavenly罡 Powers of Returning Wind and Reversing Fire, plus the Thirty-Six Heavenly Powers of Size as One Wishes, were all used. This was his trial content, surviving sixty seconds under the siege of the Upper Ancient Extremely Evil Five-Man Group.

Yes, just surviving.

The enormous pressure, the baleful aura that was surging like a tide at all times.

Wei Yuan felt that every second was as difficult as a year.

His brain was blank, and he was frantically responding almost entirely on combat instinct, instinctively learning, instinctively acting.

When Zhu Jiuyin finally said it was okay.

Wei Yuan sat down on the ground, panting.

His hands were trembling slightly.

"Alright, this time, you should be able to barely cope with that Jinyun clan."

It seemed that because Zhu Jiuyin was an Ancient God.

So He still referred to the unworthy son of the Jinyun clan as the Jinyun clan.

After all, Jinyun and Tushan were the same thing.

That was a surname.

Wei Yuan finally passed the level, and muttered to himself, "Finally, finally..."

As for how long he had trained here.

They took turns eating things, and only remembered that they had eaten hot pot seventeen or eighteen times.

"Congratulations, Your Majesty, you have finally passed."

Kua Fu praised sincerely.

"Hahaha, not bad, junior."

"The Tushan kid has made some progress."

Accompanied by a series of sincere congratulations, Wei Yuan was surrounded by the Upper Ancient Five Great Evil People Group, each with a heartfelt look of congratulations on their faces. Then, just as Wei Yuan was moved, the sword in his hand suddenly turned into a shovel, and the rune in his right hand turned into a kitchen knife.

Even the sportswear on his body had an extra, utterly outdated apron.

Da Yi thoughtfully put a chef's hat on his head for him.

He reached out and straightened it.

"So, let's have a celebration feast, I want to eat meat." This was Chi You's battle spirit.

"So, let's have a celebration feast, let's have a nine-grid hot pot this time." This was Shennong.

"So, let's have a celebration feast, I want sweet and sour." Da Yi showed a shy smile.

"So, let's have a celebration feast, hahaha, let's have a big fish and meat feast." Xing Tian took off his head, and then both mouths laughed noisily together.

"So, let's have a celebration feast, Yu's subordinates, bring out the Emperor's Feast."

This was the elegant and luxurious Xuanyuan.

Then, two fists, one on the left and one on the right, directly smashed into his eye sockets.

The youthful Xuanyuan Emperor, who had been putting on a show of Versailles, was knocked to the ground.

Chi You said that the current shape of this old opponent was very similar to the two mounts he had raised back then.

Shennong said that young people should know how to give way to the virtuous.

After a commotion, the cook directly overturned the table, drove these guys out, and then worked by himself. After being beaten up by a group, he still had to cook for the group of bastards who beat him up. Could there be anything more aggrieved than this in the world?

The cook couldn't hear such words.

Wei Yuan gritted his teeth, angry and obediently cooking.

Finally, with the joy of finally being liberated, he left the dream.

In the dream, many ancient heroes drank to each other.

Shennong looked at the dishes on the table, and then found that these were all the ones that his guys liked the most during this time. He was surprised, and then smiled and said, "So he remembered them all, it's a bit difficult for him."

Xing Tian laughed heartily: "Maybe it's to express gratitude?"

"Hahahaha, this kid, why is he so squeamish, he doesn't look like a civil official at all."

Only Kua Fu's mouth twitched, knowing what Wei Yuan was thinking.

These guys beat him up so badly, and he still wants to express his gratitude.

Then these old geezers, who don't match the majestic appearance in the legends at all, will definitely put their arms around each other and laugh heartily:

"So you like to be beaten so much."

"Hahahaha, kid, your hobby is a bit special."

"But we can understand, we can understand, hahahaha, the Tushan clan has been bullying people for thousands of years, it's normal for someone to like to be bullied..."

"Oh dear, young people are having so much fun."

Xing Tian picked up his wine, looked at the people in front of him, and couldn't help but whisper:

"It's really like a dream."

Shennong smiled: "It's just a dream body after all..."

"Except for you, we are all just people who once existed in history, lingering in your memory, and the imprints left in the world, after all, are just reflections of those people's existence, but even so, if there is a time to enjoy ourselves, how can we only care about sadness?"

"It's just that the divine bodies we really left behind may cause a lot of trouble for that little guy."

"Especially you, Chi You."

Chi You just drank wine.

Kua Fu was still a little worried, and said, "Is he okay?"

Zhu Jiuyin said lightly: "It's okay."

Kua Fu hesitated and said, "But just one minute of survival training."

Zhu Long had a slight smile on his lips, and his tone was a little playful: "One minute?"

Kua Fu was stunned.

Shennong showed a smile.

Xuanyuan and Xing Tian looked at each other, and then couldn't help laughing.

Chi You and Da Yi were focused on eating.

Zhu Long said lightly: "People often ignore the passage of time, and when they are fully focused, they are even more unable to notice it, just feeling that time has passed in the blink of an eye, and the battle of life and death is even more so..."

Kua Fu's eyes slowly widened.

Zhu Jiuyin said playfully: "The time on the battlefield has been accelerated."

"The training he went through was not one minute."

"At first it was one minute, then it would slowly increase, increasing a few seconds each time."

"His last training was to support half an hour under the killing of these five people, or to maintain a draw for half an hour, but he only thought that he had supported sixty breaths, so he would definitely go all out."

"We also want to know how long Taotie can last."

Kua Fu was speechless.

The Upper Ancient Five Great Evil People Group, plus the even more evil Zhu Long.

Almost simultaneously, a smile appeared on the faces of the six existences.

Zhu Jiuyin said playfully:

"What I said, he can deal with the Jinyun clan."

"But not the unworthy son of the Jinyun clan."

ps: Today's first update... 3,800 words~~