I turned my head with a strange expression and looked at Lin Zhao: "You caused this mess, you deal with it! Xiao Ying..."

I couldn't finish my sentence—Xiao Ying was already standing at the door.

Ye Yang and I propped Lin Zhao up and pushed him out the door: "Your wife is here, you figure it out!"

We breathed a sigh of relief after we threw Lin Zhao out.

Is it easy being a hall master?

I lit a cigarette: "Leng Gou, what if Lin Zhao can't handle Xiao Ying?"

"Bring Lin Xian back!" Ye Yang said calmly, "If you can't catch her, you take his place in the bridal chamber."

"I'll definitely bring him back!" My face was turning green.

Before long, Lin Zhao returned, holding Xiao Ying's hand: "Hall Master, I need your help with something!"

My face really turned green: "You're not going to ask me to be your marriage witness, are you? Little puppy, you can even handle this, you're a real talent!"

Xiao Ying stomped her foot in anger: "Lin Zhao, you tell him!"

Lin Zhao cleared his throat twice: "The thing is, Xiao Ying and I have reached a consensus, and she has forgiven me."

"That's good!" I had just breathed a sigh of relief when Lin Zhao's next words almost made me jump.

Lin Zhao said, "Xiao Ying traveled thousands of miles to find her husband because her father is forcing her to marry someone else. She had no choice but to find a shield. She said her lover is in the Liangjie Tang (Two Realms Hall), and her father is coming after her too."

"This... Xiao Ying only came to the Liangjie Tang to find a boyfriend, she didn't say who he was? I want you to do me a favor and deal with Xiao Ying's father."

"What?" I exploded on the spot, "I'm a hall master, am I in charge of everything? If an old lady comes chasing after someone tomorrow, do you want me to pretend to be her sunset love interest too? Get lost!"

"Besides, aren't you good at cross-dressing? Why don't you do it yourself!"

"No, no!" Xiao Ying waved her hands anxiously, "My father can see through it."

Lin Zhao also said, "Three-Eyed Celestial Honored One, Xiao Jingshan, is famous for his sharp eyes! I'll definitely be exposed if I go. I can only ask for your help! The Liangjie Tang only has four men including Hei Ye Xiao (Black Night Owl). If you don't help, there's really no one else who can!"

I was about to refuse, but Wang Butcher and the others came up to plead for Xiao Ying!

Women! They just can't resist good-looking things. They don't care if it's a man or a woman.

What have I done to deserve this?

I was finally forced to change into a new outfit, waiting for Xiao Jingshan to come to the door.

When have I ever done anything like meeting the future father-in-law? Moreover, it was someone else's father-in-law.

Wang Butcher suggested that I practice first.

As soon as I saw Xiao Ying, playing the role of Xiao Jingshan, walking in from outside with a stern face, I immediately strode forward: "The Three Mountains and Five Peaks are one path, brothers of the Four Seas are one family... Liangjie Tang, Li Po..."

Before I could finish my sentence, I was pricked in the butt, I don't know who used a flying needle on me.

I was sweating from the pain, and I swallowed the rest of my words: "Who stuck me with a needle, damn it?"

"You're the damn one!" Wang Butcher jumped up first, "Are you talking like a human? Next, are you going to push hands with the old man?"

I said inexplicably: "What I said is fine! Isn't that how martial arts people greet each other?"

"That's your future father-in-law, not a martial arts big brother." Feng Ruoxing gritted her teeth and said, "If anyone greeted my father like that, I'd slit his throat with a sword before my father could even move. Again!"

Xiao Ying walked in from outside again, and I went up to her and said: "Father-in-law, you're here? Have you eaten yet?"

Pfft—

Wang Butcher gave me another needle!

I jumped up directly: "What's wrong now?"

Feng Ruoxing covered her face and said, "His daughter isn't married yet, and you're already calling him 'father'. Isn't that too eager?"

I pulled out the needle and said, "I haven't even greeted him yet! Let Lao Liu go, he's good at this. He can just bring the person in when he gets here!"

"Pah!" Wang Butcher almost spat on my face, "If Lao Liu was younger, do you think we'd want to use you? We'll teach you that later. Xiao Ying, you continue."

Xiao Ying sat on the main seat in a stately manner, pretending to be old-fashioned: "Li Po, I heard that your Liangjie Tang is full of beauties, and you're still seducing my daughter. What are your intentions?"

I looked at the flying needle in Wang Butcher's hand: "How do I answer?"

Xiao Ying said: "You have to tell the truth, if you're lying, my dad will definitely be able to tell that you're lying."

I squeezed out a sentence from between my teeth: "I f***ing want to punch you! That's the truth."

Xiao Ying was stunned on the spot.

Wang Butcher suppressed her anger and said: "Put away that martial arts style of yours, you have to make the old man believe from the bottom of his heart that you don't have any ambiguous relationship with the girls in the Liangjie Tang. Speak!"

I slammed the table and stood up: "The Liangjie Tang is a bunch of wild girls, who has a relationship with me?"

"I'm telling you, if you were to be replaced and come to the Liangjie Tang, watching a bunch of women, big and small, swaying in front of you all day long, you wouldn't even want to get married."

"This bunch of wild girls, when their crazy energy comes up, they dare to poke not only a tiger's butt, but even God's butt. If they don't like what you say, they'll swing a knife or an axe at you."

"With all this, you still think this is a blessing? You come and try it, if you can survive three days in the Liangjie Tang, then it's because your name isn't written on the Book of Life and Death."

After I finished speaking, I felt the air pressure in the room dropping sharply.