"What?" Wang Xiaohuan was dumbfounded.

Butcher Wang shook his head and said, "Think for yourself. There's bad blood between the White Lantern Gate and the Coffin Gate. How can you and Jiang Junci be together?"

"Xie Bangui certainly wouldn't care about that with his personality, but your White Lantern Gate is different. Xie Bangui kicked Jiang Junci out precisely to fulfill you."

"And here you are, trying to help Jiang Junci! You've really got water for brains."

Wang Xiaohuan hesitated before saying, "Okay, fine! I'll listen to you."

"Hopeless!" Butcher Wang clutched his head. "So shameless, not even a blush. 'Okay, fine!' You swear to Jiang Junci, you must listen to Li Po!"

Butcher Wang knew Wang Xiaohuan best. He held up his rolling pin and forced Wang Xiaohuan to make a poisonous vow!

It was such a vicious vow!

If Wang Xiaohuan broke his oath, his buddy Jiang Junci would be completely screwed, unable to recover for ten lifetimes!

I waited for Wang Xiaohuan to swear a blood oath before clearing my throat twice. "Now, the person who knows Jiang Junci best is you. So, you'll have to listen to my arrangements later. Can you imitate Jiang Junci's handwriting?"

"No!" Wang Xiaohuan could only shake his head.

Chen Shuyu said, "I can! I've had similar training. Forgery is also a means of intelligence."

I later learned that Chen Shuyu was being modest. Given enough time, even ghosts and gods couldn't distinguish her forgeries.

My eyes lit up. "Good. Immediately write a letter to the Samsara Department in Jiang Junci's name, saying you've kidnapped Zhu Zining and will exchange her for Wang Xiaohuan. Be sure to threaten the Samsara Department in the end."

"I'm good at threatening people!" Chen Shuyu said. "Do we need to cut off a finger or something and send it along?"

"No, no, no..." I waved my hand repeatedly. "That won't trap Jiang Junci. Write exactly what I tell you. Write this..."

"If you don't come to exchange the person tomorrow, I'll return at least two people to you on this day next year!"

Lin Zhao was stunned. "How can you return more than one person? Where's the other one coming from?"

Butcher Wang chuckled. "Well said! If Zhu Zining is lucky and has twins, we'll return three people!"

Feng Ruoxing covered his forehead. "Can't you do something decent? Isn't this ruining Jiang Junci's reputation?"

"Desperate times call for desperate measures!" I continued. "Chen Shuyu, remember, your words must convey Jiang Junci's indignation. You must make the Samsara Department understand that if they don't return my wife, I'll defile their holy maiden. I'll let my son become the Samsara Department's daddy!"

Chen Shuyu's eyes almost popped out. "This...this..."

Ye Yang said sternly, "Write it!"

Chen Shuyu didn't dare disobey Ye Yang, so she wrote according to my words. I took a look at the letter and thought it was pretty good!

The threat was palpable!

Before my letter could be sent, the Coffin Gate and Samsara Department were already at each other's throats.

As soon as the letter came out, the Samsara Department exploded and directly stormed the Coffin Gate's headquarters to demand the person.

After Ziyuan'er's repeated explanations proved futile, she was enraged by the Samsara Department and led the Tianya Guards to fight the Samsara Department.

The Coffin Gate had Ziyuan'er, a ghost-god, sitting in command, plus the well-trained Tianya Guards. They directly left over a hundred Samsara Department soldiers behind. After suffering a great loss, the Samsara Department immediately requested reinforcements from headquarters and mobilized elite troops to fight Ziyuan'er again.

Ziyuan'er also refused to be outdone and sent a distress signal to the Coffin Gate. Iron Leopard Ye Mu, the number two figure in the Seven Killings lineage, personally led more than a dozen top experts from the Five Imperial Guards and Four卫 of the Seven Killings to Tachen.

Chen Siqi, Old Chen, another sworn brother of Wang Hun, mobilized the elite troops "Dragon Fury" of the Seven Killings, and intercepted the Samsara Department from another direction.

If someone else had led the team, the fight between the Coffin Gate and the Samsara Department might not have broken out.

Unfortunately, the people leading the team from the Seven Killings lineage were Ye Mu, who was missing a screw in his head, and Old Chen, who feared that the world was not chaotic enough.

When Ye Mu saw the senior members of the Samsara Department, he said only one sentence: "So what if my junior kidnapped your Samsara Department's old woman? So what if we return two people to you? If it were me, I would have let her get pregnant with triplets by now!"

"I'm telling you, if you don't return my junior's wife, I'll make sure you don't even know who Zhu Zining's child's father is!"

The Samsara Department was completely enraged and a group of experts drew their swords.

Ye Mu shouted, carrying a mountain-splitting blade, "Beat the crap out of them! Slaughter these bastards!" He took the lead and jumped into the crowd. Ziyuan'er couldn't stop him even if she wanted to.

When Old Chen saw that Ye Mu had made a move, he ignored the rules of the martial world and directly led "Dragon Fury" to raid the rear of the Samsara Department.

If the eldest sister of the Seven Killings lineage, Little Cat, hadn't arrived in time and slapped Ye Mu into submission, those two would have led their men to raze the Samsara Department's headquarters in Tachen.

When I heard the news, I was stunned. "Did it get this serious? The Coffin Gate didn't suffer too many losses, did they?"

I wasn't worried about what happened to the Samsara Department. I was worried that if the Coffin Gate suffered heavy losses, then it would be a disaster.

Xie Bangui asked me to trick Jiang Junci, but he didn't ask me to trick the Coffin Gate, let alone the Seven Killings lineage!