Xiao Kui's name was settled just like that.

In the end, she didn't take the surname Li!

I thought about it carefully, and Ye Yang had been playing tricks from the start.

What did he ask Xiao Kui? Why did she call Li Po "Dad"?

Ye Yang had subtly removed himself from the equation, making Xiao Kui think that I was the only one who wanted to "hit" her.

Making Xiao Kui think he was a good guy.

He's so sly! So insidious!

A man who raises cats, huh!

I was preparing to cultivate a relationship with Xiao Kui so that she would change back to the surname Li, but that spendthrift child was so unreliable!

Xiao Kui was always thinking about how to eat Hei Ye Xiao (Black Night Owl, a hamster). If I didn't keep an eye on her, she would sneak out like a cat and squat in the corridor to ambush Hei Ye Xiao.

One time, I heard Hei Ye Xiao shouting for help in the middle of the night. When I went out to check, he had already been pinned down in the corridor by Xiao Kui. If I had been any later, his head would have been gone.

I had no choice but to once again pull Hei Ye Xiao out of Xiao Kui's mouth and release him. Xiao Kui cried as I dragged her back to her room.

Ye Yang is just insidious. He never stopped Xiao Kui from eating Hei Ye Xiao, while I was watching Xiao Kui like she was a cat all day long.

As a result, Xiao Kui got closer and closer to him, but always said I was stingy.

Am I stingy?

Hei Ye Xiao is my pet hamster, not something you can just eat whenever you want.

I was painstakingly trying to persuade Xiao Kui that Hei Ye Xiao couldn't be eaten. Then I discovered she had a map in her hand.

When I took it and looked at it, I almost went crazy.

The map was drawn by Ye Yang, marking Hei Ye Xiao's detailed activity patterns and the best places to ambush him. He was only short of teaching Xiao Kui how to avoid me.

No, he was deliberately not telling Xiao Kui how to avoid me so that I would save Hei Ye Xiao and ruin our father-daughter relationship.

Ye Yang's insidiousness has reached new heights.

He would do anything to keep Xiao Kui from getting close to me!

And I couldn't very well go to Hei Ye Xiao and ask if he could let Xiao Kui have a few light bites, could I?

I could only compromise with Ye Yang and promise not to change Xiao Kui's surname, and he would step in to persuade Xiao Kui not to eat Hei Ye Xiao.

Xiao Kui actually listened to him and never bothered Hei Ye Xiao again.

Later, I asked Ye Yang privately, "How did you get Xiao Kui to stop bothering Hei Ye Xiao?"

Ye Yang said, "I told her Hei Ye Xiao doesn't taste good. Eating him can easily give you diarrhea."

"It's that simple?"

"Only a stupid dog wouldn't figure that out."

That's it, that's all...

I really didn't figure it out.

Watching a perfectly good daughter be led astray by that animal Ye Yang.

In those days, I was thinking every day about how to get Ye Yang out on a business trip so that he would have less contact with Xiao Kui.

However, no missions came, and no business came.

After I was angered by Ye Yang for a month, Xiao Chun finally brought the Yin Si (Underworld Bureau) secret decree.

Xiao Chun walked up to Ye Yang and me with her hands behind her back, "The Yin Si secret decree has arrived, you should prepare to accept the mission!"

I lay lazily on the sofa, "It's here? Just read it! Are you expecting me to kneel down to receive the imperial edict or something?"

"Yes!" Nie Xiao Chun narrowed her eyes and said, "There must be a sense of ritual when issuing a secret decree. Otherwise, you won't take it seriously. Like the last mission with the human skin, you didn't take it seriously."

Nie Xiao Chun looked at me through gritted teeth, "Last time, you said there were no outsiders, so I told you the mission directly. What was the result? I almost got my skin peeled off. You still have the nerve to lie down and listen to the mission?"

"Get up and receive the decree, and you too, Ye Yang..."

Nie Xiao Chun was clearly retaliating against Ye Yang and me for making her drink from the milk tea cup!

Ye Yang and I looked at each other, and at the same time, we rose and attacked. My Soul-Chasing Cord and Ye Yang's Wandering Soul Silk flew towards Nie Xiao Chun together, binding her tightly.

"What are you two doing?" Amidst Nie Xiao Chun's screams, Ye Yang took out another Wandering Soul Silk and wrapped it around Nie Xiao Chun several times, pulling Nie Xiao Chun's hand like a puppet, "Announce the mission!"

"Wait a minute! There's no sense of ritual!" I ran out quickly and came back with a pile of things in a short time.

I first put a pot lid on Nie Xiao Chun's head, and then sprinkled some decorative red tassels on top of the lid, "Hmm, it has a bit of a red hat feel to it."

"Blue bed sheet wrapped around your body."

"There's no Qing Dynasty official uniform patch on your clothes, and I don't know if eunuch clothes have patches, so I'll put a Peppa Pig sticker on you." I carefully put the Peppa Pig sticker on Nie Xiao Chun.

"Wait, we're still missing the imperial edict!"

"The imperial edict!" I pulled out a large roll of wide toilet paper from behind, tore off a meter-long piece and stuffed it into Nie Xiao Chun's hand, letting her hold it in the air.

I took a few steps away on purpose, "Leng Gou (Cold Dog, referring to Ye Yang), come and see, does it have a bit of a eunuch announcing the decree feel?"

Ye Yang walked to my side, "Don't say it, it really has that feeling."

"That's right then!"

As I spoke, Ye Yang and I made the same movement.

The left hand suddenly unfurled the Soul-Chasing Cord, and the right hand pointed like a sword towards the other person.

Ye Yang's and my cultivation levels were originally on par with each other. Suddenly, neither of us dodged the attack and were stuck face to face in the room.

I used the corner of my eye to look at the Wandering Soul Silk in Ye Yang's hand, and he was also rolling his eyes to look at the Soul-Chasing Cord in my hand.

Neither of us was ambiguous! We withdrew as soon as we said, without leaving any leeway!

Nie Xiao Chun must have been released!

Although I couldn't turn around, I could feel the killing intent rising behind me.

Nie Xiao Chun must be furious!