330: Chapter 330: You started it first (First Update) 330: Chapter 330: You started it first (First Update) However, just at the next moment, Jiang Min’er burst into action.
Her hand, like a long snake, stretched out towards Zhang Fan, twining around his neck.
Then, her other hand grabbed Zhang Fan’s chin, and in the blink of an eye, her legs also climbed onto Zhang Fan’s waist.
“Jujutsu?”
Li Yu cried out in shock as he watched this scene unfold.
He naturally knew of Jiang Min’er’s technique.
Jujutsu was an extremely troublesome form of Martial Arts.
With great flexibility, it could produce unimaginable effects in close combat.
However, against Zhang Fan, did she stand a chance?
Huh?
Zhang Fan was also taken aback; he could feel the strength emanating from Jiang Min’er.
Not weak at all!
But soon, Zhang Fan began to laugh.
“Girl, you’re making things difficult for me here; you’re tempting me to commit a crime,” Zhang Fan’s mouth curled into a brilliant smile.
“Seeking death!”
Jiang Min’er coldly shouted, as no one had ever dared to disrespect her like this before.
Immediately, she pressed against Zhang Fan’s back with her hands, using so much force it seemed she wanted to nearly break his neck.
“Min’er sister, don’t,” Xue Xueqi cried out in alarm, knowing full well Jiang Min’er’s capabilities.
As someone who had practiced martial arts from a young age, she was not someone ordinary people could contend with.
“Humph, it would be best if you were beaten to death,” Fan Jian huffed weakly, the hatred in his eyes blatantly clear.
“Xue Qi sister, stay calm,” Zhang Fan chuckled, his smile as radiant as ever; feeling the softness on his body, he was almost ecstatic.
Aiya, wasn’t this offering him a bargain on a silver platter?
Instantly, Zhang Fan reached out and grabbed the jade limb that was twined around his neck, yanking it fiercely.
Suddenly, Jiang Min’er felt as if her hand was being grasped by an iron hook.
That kind of strength, almost insurmountable.
In an instant, her heart shook wildly; how could this guy possess such immense strength?
At that moment, Zhang Fan reached out and passed his hand through the legs coiled around his waist; with a shake of his arm, Jiang Min’er’s body was slowly lifted off of him.
Shock flashed wildly in Jiang Min’er’s eyes.
Had Zhang Fan just forcibly removed her from him?
However, as her body separated from Zhang Fan, his hand slid upwards and firmly grasped Jiang Min’er; the next moment, he lifted her entire body up.
Li Yu and Xue Xueqi’s eyes widened, their minds roiling like a tsunami.
Was Jiang Min’er just grabbed like that?
Impossible!
Damn, how strong does one have to be?
Right at that moment, the gazes of Han Xu, Gao Jie, and Fan Jian were fervently fixed on Zhang Fan’s hand.
Dammit, where is he grabbing?
Bastard, put her down and let me do it!
As Jiang Min’er struggled, Zhang Fan’s hold only grew firmer; with his back against the car roof, her body was completely unable to move.
Zhang Fan looked up, with a heh heh smirk, “Girl, you shouldn’t just climb on top of someone so casually; that’s how you end up at a disadvantage.”
Immediately, Zhang Fan also loosened his grip, letting Jiang Min’er down.
The moment Jiang Min’er landed, her entire body went limp on the ground.
“You…”
Tears welled up in Jiang Min’er’s eyes, this guy, how dare he treat her like this!
“Hey, hey, hey, you were the one who attacked first,” Zhang Fan said, looking at Jiang Min’er in such a state, becoming anxious.
Fuck, why the tears?
If people didn’t know better, they might think I did something to her.
But man, this girl is really flexible.
“Don’t cry, Uncle will give you some candy.” Zhang Fan’s hand reached into his pocket and then pulled out a lollipop from his storage, offering it in front of Jiang Min’er.
A group of people stared, dumbfounded.
Holy shit, Uncle is offering you candy?
Damn it, why does it sound so freaking sleazy!
Isn’t this the classic creepy old man lure for little girls?
You two are still playing this game?
But the next moment, everyone became even more certain of one thing.
Zhang Fan, this guy, must definitely have a snack business at home.
For crying out loud, what kind of grown man carries candy around with him?
Jiang Min’er stared at the lollipop in Zhang Fan’s hand, her eyes vacant.
Do I really look that much like a little kid?
“It’s strawberry-flavored, you know,” Zhang Fan said.
For fuck’s sake!
Li Yu held his head with both hands, on the verge of a breakdown, then he thought about the way Zhang Fan had beaten him up in the ring.
To cry or not to cry?
It seems that at that time, Zhang Fan really did treat him like a little kid when he was beating him up!
Damn, we’re all adults here, who behaves like this!
Jiang Min’er suddenly stood up, returned to her seat, her two eyes burning with endless fury as she glared at Zhang Fan.
“Forget it if you don’t want it!” Zhang Fan calmly tore open the wrapper and stuffed the lollipop into his mouth, his face the epitome of innocence, driving Jiang Min’er nearly insane.
“Hm?
Why did we stop all of a sudden?” mumbled Zhang Fan.
Then, he looked up and immediately let out a cry of alarm.
“Hey, mister, what’s wrong with you?” Zhang Fan hurriedly jumped out of the car, opened the driver’s door, and in one motion lifted the unconscious driver.
“What’s happened?”
Seeing Zhang Fan carrying someone over, the rage on Jiang Min’er’s face instantly turned into a look of concern.
“He must have suffered a heatstroke!” said Zhang Fan, quickly opening the water bottle, dropping a few ice cubes in it, then vigorously shaking it to speed up the melting.
He then took an emergency medical kit from the storage and began rifling through it.
All these items, originally he had prepared them for his trip to the Gobi, but he hadn’t used them at all.
Zhang Fan opened the medical kit and after giving the driver some iced water, he then opened a bottle of alcohol, poured some out, and wiped it on the driver’s face.
After that, Zhang Fan ripped open the driver’s T-shirt and applied alcohol to his body.
Seeing the gunshot wounds on the driver’s body, Zhang Fan immediately filled with respect.
These scars showed that the driver too was a soldier who had experienced life and death.
Physical cooling is the quickest way to relieve heatstroke.
Then, Zhang Fan took out a bottle of Huo Xiang Zheng Qi Liquid, broke the cap, and poured it into the driver.
Watching Zhang Fan’s frantic actions, a peculiar expression appeared in Jiang Min’er’s eyes.
How does this guy have all this stuff?
Could he actually be a doctor?
After all this, Zhang Fan took out a silk scarf, soaked it in iced water, and placed it on the driver’s head.
Feeling the coolness on his body, Zhang Shuguang regained consciousness and when he saw Zhang Fan and the others looking down at him, his face turned red.
Heavens, had he really suffered a heatstroke?
Utterly embarrassed, utterly embarrassed.
All these rookies didn’t get a heatstroke, and here he was, the one who succumbed to it, heavens!
“Uncle, keep calm, here, have another Huo Xiang Zheng Qi Liquid.” Zhang Fan inserted the straw into the bottle and handed it over.