Zhu Shiliu
Chapter 223 This Fish is Such a Chicken (Two-in-One)
Da Hai Bang grabbed the simple-minded shark who was about to attack, staring at the two talking Wang Chong pups.
After all, in Hai Bang's eyes, the Wang Chong pups were truly unreasonable. How could something that looked like a ball of flesh fly? It just didn't make sense.
Things that are out of the ordinary are bound to be fishy!
Besides, although these two meat balls didn't seem strong, what were those dense things behind them? It gave him a chill down his shell. They were definitely up to no good!
"..."
The pup didn't speak. This guy, who answered a question with a question, should be eliminated directly. The Empress's dignity cannot be violated!
No gift? Then you can die. Your Jing He will be the best gift for the Empress!
"Your... gift..."
Seeing the aggressive Wang Chong pup, Da Hai Bang wouldn't put up with it. After all, who didn't want to save face? Although he felt a bit of danger, he had just recovered, and this was what he got? The local mutated creatures were just too rude!
If he could tolerate this, how would he ever gain respect in the future?
"I have no gift, but if the Master you speak of doesn't come here, then I will send him a big gift!"
"..."
Silence. After a while, the Wang Chong pup suddenly said,
"Empress's original words... 'Pup, attack.'"
As soon as the words fell, the Yi Long pup immediately opened fire. The Empress's order, plus the invasion of their territory, they couldn't tolerate it.
"Holy crap!" (Da Hai Bang's curse.)
Now, he really felt the threat of death. The dense, rain-like things were all the opponent's firepower!
A true rain of cannonballs from the sky!
He had never seen anything like this before!
Even when humans first had the strongest combat power, that black iron fish didn't have such strong firepower.
"Don't panic! I'll take it!"
Da Hai Gui confidently stepped forward, using his back to take all of it. However, the moment the Ren Chong pup landed on his back, Hai Gui's expression changed. Something wasn't right! What was this thing? Why did it hurt so much!
No, this wouldn't work. He would definitely die. This wasn't reasonable! When did humans have such powerful weapons? No wonder they lifted the suppression in advance.
"Gui Gui! Are you okay?"
"! How can a male Gui say he's not okay! It's just a scratch!"
Crack—
"Haha, Gui Ge, did you hear something? It sounded like something broke. So crisp! Oh, and there's a meaty smell. Not bad, smells crispy on the outside and tender on the inside!"
"..." (눈_눈)
Was there a possibility that it was his shell that had been blown open, and his meat was already starting to burn?
"Gui Ge, hang in there. I see those monsters have decreased. It seems they can't maintain this level of firepower for too long. Just hang in there a little longer!"
"I know. Otherwise, I would have run away. I must avenge this!"
Someone simple-minded, "Haha! Gui Ge, did you hear that? It sounds like something's com— Ugh wuwuwu!"
Da Hai Bang quickly covered the simple-minded shark's mouth with a tentacle. (゜皿゜メ) "Can you be quiet!"
Well done! Da Hai Gui really wanted to give a thumbs up. This guy had finally shut up. What was with all the nonsense at this critical moment? So annoying.
Too bad his limbs were already retracted.
The firepower stopped. It seemed they were out of ammunition. Haha! He was indeed the thickest-skinned creature on this planet! A Gui carried the firepower of thousands of monsters. Now, those humans should be scared, right!
"Hmm, why isn't it dawn yet? Why is it still all shadows?"
Curiously stretching out his head, he frowned slightly, tilting his head up... and froze. 〣(ºΔº)〣
Gui Gui was dumbfounded.
"!—Holy crap! There's more!"
"Wrong! Wrong! We brought a gift! Really—"
His voice was drowned out by the sound of explosions.
"Did... he... just say... the Empress's... gift... was brought...?"
"The Empress... said she didn't hear... and told us not to... stop."
"Yes..."
Da Hai Gui in the center of the firepower wanted to cry but had no tears.
"I freaking brought it! I brought it! Stop bombing! I'm going to die! Ah, my kidneys! Don't bomb there! Not there!" His voice already carried a hint of crying and was constantly fermenting.
It wasn't just the explosions, but how could they be so accurate! They never missed. It felt like each cannonball had eyes, hitting his weak points!
The ground was fine. All the cannonballs fell on his back.
"No, this will turn me into Gui Gui soup! No!"
He had to think of a way, but how! If he ran, even if Hai Bang could hold on for a while, his simple-minded brother would definitely die!
"You can't hold on anymore?"
What kind of words were those!
"... Ugh!"
Though unreasonable, his voice was strong.
"Then what do we do? If we run, my brother will be— No! I'm not leaving!"
"Wuwuwuwu—" (Struggling)
Just when the two fish were silent and helpless, the pups stopped.
"Huh? They stopped?"
Carefully stretching out his head, he immediately retracted it. Bait! Hey, it's okay. Try again. Still nothing.
Phew, a sigh of relief.
"Everyone! We brought a gift! We were just joking! Really!"
"... Pfft, hee hee—"
A childish voice sounded. If it were normal, it would be nothing, but this wasn't right. This was a place of flying shells, there shouldn't be a human child here.
Again, he trembled and raised his head. He was already traumatized.
He couldn't see clearly. She was in the sunlight, sitting on top of that big meat ball, swinging her legs. What expression? He couldn't see clearly. Was she smiling?
"Then, what gift did you bring me? I remember you have a fragment at the bottom of the sea."
"You know?" Da Hai Bang didn't know when he had crawled out, bringing the simple-minded shark with him.
Lin Mo always felt a bit familiar. It seemed she also liked this tentacle usage. She had met a kindred spirit.
"Hello, can you transform into a human?"
"Cannot..."
What was with that undisguised disgust! Wasn't he like this because of you humans!
Lin Mo pouted, "No fun."
"Right, where's Hei Tuo Tuo? You should know him, a black guy several times bigger than you."
"We don't know. We came to find Hei Ge." Seeing that Lin Mo was so easy to talk to, Da Hai Bang's nervous mood finally eased a bit. She was a good human.
"Hmm, nothing more to talk about. Tell me what gift you brought."
"... Uh..." What gift did he have! Wasn't this all because she forced him!
"You wouldn't be lying to me, would you... I hate fish who lie to me the most! Right, I still quite like eating Hai Bang, I wonder..."
"... How could we, our gift is quite big, so we still need you to come with us to get it." This was definitely a threat! Definitely!
No! What had he said! He invited her to his home?! Aaaah! Was he brain-dead?!
"Oh, sure, I love hospitable sea tribes the most! But... oh, it's already here."
"Hmm, what?"
Following Lin Mo's gaze, what did he see? Holy crap! What was this thing!
That's right, Leviathan Pup had arrived. For the pup, the distance between Earth and the Moon was just too close. After all, the pup calculated distances in interstellar terms.
"This this this!—"
Da Hai Bang was already too scared to speak. The aura coming from that thing's body, just feeling it, made his shell seem to tremble.
Too terrifying. He absolutely couldn't speak nonsense, or else there might be no more sea tribes in the future...
"Oh, Pup, you're back. How was it? Everything go smoothly?"
Heart——
Leviathan Pup had presence. Swinging its five-kilometer-long tentacles created sonic booms, making a small—err, big heart~
"Hmm, smoothly, that's good."
Wasn't it? This was her pup? If he remembered correctly, humans only used that term when referring to their own human cubs. No wonder this human asked if he could transform into a human. So the little human in front of him was actually a monster even bigger than this thing?!
(.;゚;:益:;゚;.)
Glug—
What to do? He couldn't control his tentacles anymore. How did he have the urge to kneel!
Looking at his two teammates, forget it. One was clutching his waist in pain, and the other was a simple-minded idiot whose eyes couldn't even synchronize.
Headache. The sea tribe was finished.
"Eh? Aren't you happy?"
Lin Mo, who had finished communicating with Leviathan Pup, asked curiously.
"No! I'm very happy! Happy! It's our honor for you to visit us!"
"Is that so? Then let's set off now. I'm also looking forward to the gift you brought."
"..."
………………
"Achoo!—"
Touching his nose, "Sigh, those three guys must have woken up too, and are thinking of me. They truly are my good brothers!"
Looking at the ship full of human survivors in his hand, "Not bad, this should last a long time. There are especially many humans on that continent, truly excellent."
"Ah, as long as I don't go to that continent in the west, I'm still the strongest one, simple as that."
"Time to go home, I wonder if they've prepared any small gifts for me."
Thinking of this, Hei Tuo Tuo's scarlet eyes softened. His brother, who had taken a blow for him and lost half his brain, he would definitely make sure he lived a good life.
The closer Hei Tuo Tuo got to his home, the stranger it felt. Where were his subordinates? Why hadn't he seen a single one? What was going on?
"Could it be they all went to welcome my three brothers? Not bad, they put in the effort."
Touching his nose, he smiled with satisfaction.
His tentacles, which were already fast, sped up even more, truly experiencing what it meant to be homesick. kuAiδugg
"Hmm? What's this? It looks like the traces of some big guy passing by? But isn't a few thousand meters wide a bit exaggerated? Oh well, never mind."
"What, more?"
Once might be a misunderstanding, but these sudden, continuous appearances were a bit strange. Something was wrong! Something was very wrong!
He immediately increased his speed to the limit, not caring if the humans could withstand it.
He arrived.
"Where's my sea trench? Where's my huge sea trench?" (,,#゚Д゚)
Where was any sea trench? Wasn't this just a small hill? When did this happen?
"No! This is a creature!"
The moment this thought appeared, Hei Tuo Tuo felt his heartbeat stop. The iron ship on his tentacle fell off, floating away somewhere.
"Holy crap! My home was stolen?"
"Wait, where are my brothers! What happened to them!"
Fortunately, Hei Tuo Tuo's body could change shape. With Leviathan Pup's deliberate cooperation, it finally managed to enter with great effort.
But as soon as he entered, he saw his three good brothers holding the stone he had risked his life for, chatting and laughing with a human!
Even smiling somewhat flatteringly?!
Having his granddaughter's experience as a warning, Hei Tuo Tuo was practically a scared bird. He couldn't be blamed, after all, any normal brain would probably be like this...
"What are you doing! What are you doing! Hmm? It's you!" ٩(//̀Д/́/)۶
Wasn't it? When Hei Tuo Tuo saw Lin Mo, the fire in his heart lessened for a moment, but seeing that flattering effect, he seemed a bit shocked, 'Brother, you know her too? That's great!' Especially since this expression was usually made by his favorite little sister!
What was this! Naked betrayal! Could this be tolerated!?
Lin Mo was very polite, definitely not trying to fan the flames.
"Oh, you're back. These three fish are your good brothers, right? They've already given this to me, saying it's for our friendship. You don't mind, do you? Your face looks so bad... If you don't want to give it, I can give it back to you."
Saying that, she reached out to hand it over. A sincere and guilty look.
As if! Disagree? Just try disagreeing! With Leviathan Pup backing her, Lin Mo wasn't afraid of anything!
Da Hai Bang: (.;゚;:益:;゚;.)
"No! Brother, we can't take this! I've already given it to her! We must be honest fish! Really!"
Saying that, he secretly stretched out his tentacle and gently poked Hei Tuo Tuo's body, hinting~
"Eh, Brother, did you hear something break? It sounded like something hard."
! Little brother, stop talking!! Hei Ge was about to explode!
"Give it to her? Why give it to her! This is my thing!"
"!—" Finished, sorry brother, I don't know you anymore... Even if your body is bigger, little sister will help you bury it properly! Rest in peace!
That is, just afraid you won't even have a complete corpse!
"Eh? Brother, did you hear that? It sounds like a stone falling off, seems to be coming from above..." (✪▽✪) Eyes synchronized, "Wow, what a big sea snake!"