Regret youthful ignorance
Chapter 87 Pass it on...
Chen Luo had been gone from the base for half an hour.
The time was not peaceful.
Two men in ragged shirts, their hair greasy and faces grimy, passed by the entrance to the villa district.
They were starving and the sun was scorching, leaving them with no energy.
Seeing the villa district, their spirits lifted.
The two men were called Xie Da and Miao Hui.
To their surprise, at the entrance, there was a black dog, and a big one at that.
As the saying goes, black dogs make the most fragrant dog meat.
Seeing the black dog after being hungry for more than a day, they were overjoyed.
The dog, of course, was Fawang (Dharma King), the only one left to guard the home.
Xie Da was about to pounce on it, but Miao Hui stopped him, "Wait a minute."
Xie Da was puzzled, "Wait for what? What if the dog runs away?"
Miao Hui shook his head, "We've been hungry for more than a day. Dogs run fast. What if we run over and the dog gets scared and runs away?"
Xie Da thought that made sense, "Then what do we do?"
Miao Hui grinned, "We have to find something to lure the dog over. They say a dog can't resist eating shit. Luckily, I have some, freshly squeezed."
"This dog must be starving too. With this, we don't have to worry about it not taking the bait."
Xie Da nodded vigorously.
Fawang (Dharma King) saw the two men but ignored them. What if someone took the opportunity to enter the community while I was gone?
The master had entrusted me with the important task of guarding the house.
I'm not falling for that trick.
Xie Da and Miao Hui went to the side of the road, where Miao Hui began to defecate into a plastic bag.
Perhaps influenced by him, Xie Da also felt the urge.
It was strange, after not eating for more than a day, they could still produce so much.
Soon, they were finished.
They encountered a problem: crap, no paper!
Never mind, they already smelled bad anyway.
Miao Lei didn't mind the stench or disgust as he packed up his excrement, ready to lure Fawang (Dharma King) with a wicked grin.
Having relieved himself, Xie Da suddenly realized something.
The dog eats shit, I eat the dog. If the dog eats Miao Hui's shit, and then I eat the dog, wouldn't that mean I'm eating Miao Hui's shit?
That's too disgusting, unacceptable.
Xie Da quickly said, "Eat mine, eat mine."
Perhaps because they were drawn together by the stench, Miao Hui also realized this and shook his head, refusing, "No, eat mine."
Xie Da was unhappy, "Why eat yours?"
Miao Hui snorted, "I came up with the idea."
Xie Da snapped, "I don't care, you have to eat mine."
Fawang (Dharma King) looked at the two men in confusion. Why were they arguing?
The two men argued more and more fiercely, and Miao Hui, increasingly angry, suddenly grabbed a handful of excrement and smashed it on Xie Da's face.
"Smack."
A smear of excrement appeared on Xie Da's face.
Xie Da was stunned, and so was Miao Hui.
Miao Hui said awkwardly, "Sorry, I didn't mean to."
Xie Da's body trembled, and with a trembling hand, he grabbed a handful of yellowish excrement and smeared it on Miao Hui's face.
Alas, Miao Hui couldn't dodge.
Great, the two of them started fighting.
You smear me, I smear you.
Soon, they were covered in excrement.
A true lose-lose situation.
Jiong.
Miao Hui lay on the ground, panting, "Why bother? Now that we've used up all the excrement, how are we going to lure the dog?"
Xie Da gasped, "It doesn't matter, I can still produce more. Hmph, I win, eat my shit."
Between eating shit and eating dog meat, Miao Hui ultimately chose to eat both, or there would be no other way.
Xie Da really could produce more, and he did indeed create another pile.
Seeing Xie Da's smug look, Miao Hui couldn't stand it. He grabbed a handful of Xie Da's excrement from his body and smeared it on Xie Da's freshly produced excrement.
Xie Da was furious, "You..."
Xie Da really wanted to press the excrement on Miao Hui's face, but he couldn't. If he wasted it, there would be no more.
And then what about the dog meat?
Fawang (Dharma King) witnessed everything. Fawang (Dharma King) was going crazy with joy. These two stupid dogs were playing with each other's shit.
For the first time in its life, the dog had seen such a sight.
But when the two men placed the excrement not far away, signaling Fawang (Dharma King) to come and eat, while making coaxing sounds, Fawang (Dharma King) was stunned.
A dog's face slowly twisted, and Fawang (Dharma King)'s expression became terrifying.
A great disgrace.
You can plot to eat the dog, but you can't insult the dog like this.
Fawang (Dharma King) was so angry that lightning flashed unnaturally around him.
Xie Da and Miao Hui were dumbfounded. How could this dog generate electricity?
Especially Fawang (Dharma King)'s ferocious appearance at this moment.
The two men had a bad feeling.
Fawang (Dharma King) pounced, and the two men ran for their lives in fright.
Just then, Chen Luo returned. Seeing Fawang (Dharma King) chasing people, Chen Luo shouted, "Fawang (Dharma King), what are you doing?"
Chen Luo's expression changed. What was that smell? Why was there so much stench at the entrance after just one trip out?
Fawang (Dharma King) was furious and didn't even hear what Chen Luo said.
Chen Luo cursed inwardly. What was wrong with Fawang (Dharma King)? He was ignoring his words.
Of course, the two men didn't get away. Fawang (Dharma King)'s speed was much faster than theirs.
If you want to eat dog meat, you have to be prepared to be killed in return.
Perhaps you think this is too much, one is a human, the other is a dog, can they be compared?
But nature is a jungle. If Fawang (Dharma King) was an ordinary dog, wouldn't he have been eaten?
To hunt a lion, you must be prepared to be eaten by the pride.
Fawang (Dharma King) was so angry that he didn't eat lunch.
Chen Luo was considering whether he should recruit more people.
Others were constantly recruiting, but he wasn't. If he encountered a team of several hundred people, his side wouldn't be enough.
He didn't know how many of his current manpower would be left in two or three months.
If Shu Yun's side had more people today, this kind of thing probably wouldn't have happened.
Chen Luo had already planned to create a large base to try to survive the increasingly difficult apocalypse.
He needed both elites and the underlying foundation. Elites are also selected from the bottom.
In his previous life, survivors with good talent who reached level ten, Wang (King) rank, were not easy to come by. It took time.
As long as they followed orders and dared to fight zombies, he could recruit them for now. He had plenty of supplies and wasn't afraid of not being able to feed them.
Chen Luo passed down this order. If they encountered survivors coming to the vicinity, they could issue a test. Those who passed the test would be recruited.
Those with auxiliary abilities did not need to be tested and could be recruited directly.
Finally, after testing by the beloved Mifan (Rice), it was settled.
Chen Guang said, "Boss said, if you meet someone with auxiliary abilities, even if they don't want to join, you have to tie them up and bring them here."
Chen Guang passed it on to Su Dazhu, and Su Dazhu passed it on to Leng Chen, one by one.
In the end, somehow, it was changed to:
The boss said, as long as they are beautiful girls, tie them up and bring them here.
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Chen Luo said he wouldn't take the blame for that.
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Two chapters today, four chapters tomorrow to make up. I don't know why, I was tired this afternoon, I had no energy, I was lying in bed in a daze. I used to update two chapters every day, but now three chapters every day is a lot of pressure, which has led to a decline in the quality of the content in the past two days.
I will adjust myself properly and definitely make up for it with four chapters tomorrow.