“Don't think you can be arrogant just because you wiped out those Poor-Poor-Poor-Poors. Only those Wretched-Wretched-Wretched-Wretched types would be scared witless by you!” Short-Short-Short-Short shouted loudly, “My, Short-Short-Short-Short's, strength is on a completely different level from theirs!”

“That whole sentence is not only unthreatening but also full of negative energy…” Feng Bujue muttered.

“This suit I'm wearing is a specially made armor by Dr. Decadence, with a performance that is worlds apart compared to what those two were wearing,” Short-Short-Short-Short continued.

“So, the only difference is the performance of the armor…” Brother Jue replied, “What's so great about that… is that even your 'strength'? That's the doctor's strength! And… are you sure the doctor didn't 'specially make' it just because you're short?”

“Hmph… I know, you must be thinking, 'with the combined strength of the three of us, it might be possible to defeat an opponent like this,' right?” Short-Short-Short-Short continued.

“No…” Feng Bujue replied, “I think Breakdance Warrior alone could kill you in seconds. Tap-Dancing Weirdo and I can just do some backup dancing…”

Short-Short-Short-Short was still fantasizing, completely ignoring Brother Jue's remarks, “Mieh heh heh heh… but you miscalculated! I specially brought the elite troops developed by the doctor—the iwnBB combat robot legion.”

“What the hell is that…” Brother Jue asked, squinting his eyes, already having a bad feeling in his heart.

“By the way, the abbreviation is iwnBB, and the full name is i_will_never_Be_Back,” Short-Short-Short-Short added.

“Why not just call it 'The Terminated'! Does the manufacturer know that this broken thing can't possibly go back alive?!” Feng Bujue shouted.

“Mieh heh… feel the despair, you foolish heroes!” Short-Short-Short-Short laughed loudly.

“Despair! It's 'utterly hopeless'! Even I think you're beyond saving!” Feng Bujue didn't know what expression to use to face the villainous characters on this planet anymore.

It should be explained here… although the tone of this universe is pretty much this silly, it doesn't mean that all aliens have low IQs… the reason why Feng Bujue is experiencing such a painful plot is just the arrangement of the "system."

After all, this is his first plot after entering free exploration mode, so the difficulty is naturally at the "beginner" level. Therefore… the enemy's IQ is very low, and it is very easy to gain the trust of the NPCs. Let's just say… on this trip, even if Brother Jue watches the whole time, it doesn't matter, he can still successfully reach the next plot node, and there will definitely be a safe house there.

Of course, not just Feng Bujue, all players in Thriller Paradise face this level of difficulty when they first enter free exploration mode.

Because the script worlds in this mode are not generated by the system based on the player's data, but some real existing multiverse. Therefore, the system cannot adjust the difficulty differently for each person like generating ordinary scripts, so… it made a more relaxed unified arrangement.

This kind of setting can effectively avoid newbie players (some people are still newbies even at max level) accidentally stepping on the cockroach pet of the creator god as soon as they enter this universe, causing them to be unable to survive… forcing them to change universes and ultimately complain to customer service.

“Go! iwnBB Legion!” Short-Short-Short-Short said triumphantly after finishing his opening remarks, and ordered those mechanical legions to charge over.

With his order, the robots started up at high speed and approached in formation.

But…

【Billie_jean_is_not_my_Lover】

【shes_just_A_girl_who_Claims_that_i_Am_the_one】

【But_the_kid_is_not_my_son】

The song… followed and sounded. This time it was Michael Jackson's classic song Billie Jean. For some reason… the song directly jumped to the last part, which repeatedly emphasized "the kid is not my son"...

Breakdance Warrior started dancing to the music, pretending to take off his hat and throw it out. Just this starting pose brought out a burst of energy like a mountain collapsing and a sea flowing, throwing the mechanical legion's formation into disarray.

Then, Breakdance Warrior performed a passionate robotic dance. His dance steps captured the essence of MJ, and he was perfectly in sync with the rhythm, especially the crotch-grabbing and hip-twisting movements… which were incredibly powerful and forceful. Each time he used them, he released a surge of energy, causing at least a small-scale explosive effect.

Thirty seconds… Dr. Decadence's iwnBB elite troops (if they really were elite) only lasted this long before being completely wiped out. Only Short-Short-Short-Short was left, still standing in the center of the street.

“Hmm… stronger than I thought…” General Short's sweat flowed down his face like a waterfall, “But… I believe the doctor's armor will definitely defeat you!”

His confidence was somewhat justified, at least he didn't lose his life in the attack just now while wearing the armor. But…

【But_the_kid_is_not_my_son！】

The last lyric sounded, and Breakdance Warrior spun around and moonwalked, creating layers of phantoms. In an instant, he flashed to Short-Short-Short-Short's side, then made a gesture of raising his arm horizontally and pointing sideways, blasting the opponent into pieces…

The music stopped abruptly, and Breakdance Warrior turned his head and said to his two companions, “Where were we?”

Feng Bujue sighed and walked forward. Tap-Dancing Weirdo shrugged and followed. For these three, the scene of carnage just now was just a minor interlude on the road ahead…

“Should be B-level…” Feng Bujue said as he walked. He was even more relaxed and bold now, simply walking in front of the three.

“Oh, right…” Breakdance Warrior continued, “B-level crisis refers to ‘criminal activities that could destroy a galaxy’. This level of incident must be handled by the Universal Superhero Alliance. The standard procedure is… to be handled by a hero of galaxy-level or above, with a team of no less than five people. Except for some special circumstances, such as needing the ability of a specific hero, city-level heroes are generally not allowed to participate in B-level incidents.”

He paused for a few seconds, then said, “Next… is A-level crisis, which is ‘a major crisis that could destroy multiple galaxies’. Fortunately, this rarely happens. According to Earth time, it only occurs on average every three to five years.”

“Wow… that's frequent enough…” Feng Bujue thought.

Breakdance Warrior was still saying, “What can cause this kind of crisis is usually a small group composed of multiple super criminals, and if it’s an individual… then it’s basically Frieza level.”

“Hey… doesn’t know the Avengers but knows Frieza?” Feng Bujue thought.

“Eh~ you were born on Earth, you should have read that comic, right?” Breakdance Warrior asked, “Toriumi Akira's *Dragon Sign* is a classic.”

“What is that! There are problems with both the author and the title, right? Why is only Frieza's name not changed?” Although he had ten thousand alpacas galloping in his heart, Brother Jue still replied with feigned composure, “Ah… I’ve read some.”

“Oh… haha, it seems like I’m getting a little off topic.” Breakdance Warrior smiled and continued, “Anyway, the strategy for dealing with A-level crises is generally to be led by a universe-level hero, with no less than ten members in the team; except for special circumstances, planet-level and city-level heroes are not eligible to join the team.”

“Oh…” Feng Bujue responded, “By the way, you said there are seven levels, but from F to A, there are only six… could it be…”

“That’s right, there is also an S-level crisis,” Breakdance Warrior replied, “Which is… a catastrophic event that could cause all intelligent life in the universe to become extinct.”

Tap-Dancing Weirdo interjected at this time, “So far, there has only been one known S-level crisis… it was to deal with that incident that the heroes in the universe united and formed the Universal Superhero Alliance.”

“That's right.” Breakdance Warrior continued, “The heroes who survived that crisis were the first members of the alliance's Supreme Council.” He paused, “But that's a long story, and there are many details that we are not very clear about. If we have time, we can talk about it later.”

While they were talking, they traveled quite a distance. Before long, the three of them arrived safely at the government office building of Planet Scum-Scum-Scum-Scum.

Looking up, this building was at least a hundred stories high, with a Christmas tree-shaped structure, entirely constructed of dark-toned metal. From the perspective of Earthlings, this building was indeed a spectacle and a magnificent sight.

At this time, Feng Bujue had given up on ideas like "planning and layout". With the help of the two cheat-like aliens beside him, he only needed to make such a plan: "Shall we… break in?"