The Whale in the Mountains

Chapter 550 Breeding Pig, Flower Saint Xu

“……”

Chu Qingluan was speechless. “Second Brother, this is all hypothetical. Huangfu Gongzi and I aren’t even married yet. It’s too early to talk about this!”

“With your talent combined with Huangfu Gongzi’s, my nephew will definitely be extraordinary.”

Chu Longxiang's face was full of pride.

As the two walked forward, they didn't realize their words were carried by the wind into Chen Xiao's ears.

Chen Xiao smiled coldly. He naturally had no interest in the title of 'peerless genius', but the feeling of being looked down upon made him slightly annoyed.

However, important matters came first. Chen Xiao's purpose in coming here was to find the sacred relic, and he quickly suppressed his displeasure.

Just as Chen Xiao was about to look around and see if he could find any clues, a puzzled voice suddenly came from the side.

“Brother Chen? Is that you?”

Chen Xiao turned his head and immediately saw Tie Xue of the Iron Fist Sect.

Tie Xue was overjoyed to see that it was indeed Chen Xiao, his confusion turning into surprise.

“Brother Chen, it really is you! I didn't expect you to get in so smoothly!”

Tie Xue walked over quickly. He looked around and, finding no one else but Chen Xiao, became puzzled again.

“Brother Chen, where are the others? Why are you alone? Didn't my Brother Lu and the others come with you? They weren't disqualified, were they?”

“Chu Qingluan brought me in first. The others may have to wait a while,” Chen Xiao said truthfully.

“What? Chu Qingluan personally brought you in? Not bad, Brother Chen!”

Tie Xue winked at Chen Xiao. “Miss Chu is a well-known beauty, as beautiful as a celestial being. I didn’t expect you to be so capable, to even have something going on with Miss Chu!”

“……”

Chen Xiao explained helplessly, “Lao Tie, you've misunderstood. Miss Chu and I just met, how could there be anything going on?”

Tie Xue slapped his forehead and said with a sheepish smile, “Look at me, I get excited as soon as I hear about Miss Chu. Miss Chu is Huangfu Gongzi’s fiancée, how could she have anything going on with anyone else?”

Chen Xiao thought that you didn’t only get excited when you heard about Miss Chu, you seemed to get excited whenever any woman was mentioned in front of you…

Of course, Chen Xiao wouldn't say these words. He asked curiously, "Lao Tie, who exactly is this Huangfu Gongzi? The people from the Zhushen Hall seem to be very respectful towards him?”

“Huangfu Gongzi is Huangfu Yan, the young master of Lingxiao Palace, and an unparalleled martial arts genius. He is only thirty-four years old this year, but his cultivation has already reached the terrifying Martial Saint Peak, only one step away from Martial Emperor. He is a role model for us.”

As he spoke, Tie Xue's face revealed infinite admiration. “As the saying goes, a beauty is matched with a hero. Only a peerless beauty like Chu Qingluan is worthy of a heavenly chosen like Huangfu Yan!”

Chen Xiao smiled, noncommittal.

What heavenly chosen, peerless beauty… it all felt like child's play to Chen Xiao.

In his opinion, these people living in the Middle and Small Chiliocosms were all somewhat narrow-minded, yet they thought highly of themselves, always feeling superior.

Whether it was the people of the Immortal Hidden Realm or these martial artists from ancient martial sects, they were all the same.

Just then, Chen Xiao suddenly smelled a particularly strong fragrance of rouge.

“What is this smell?”

Chen Xiao frowned slightly. Although the smell was very fragrant, it was also too strong, to the point of being pungent.

Tie Xue sniffed, his face immediately showing a trace of disgust: “That slutty pig from the Misty Rain Gate is here!”

As he spoke, a flower palanquin appeared in Chen Xiao's sight.

An effeminate nobleman dressed in white reclined in the flower palanquin.

Two beasts that looked like cows but weren't cows, and like sheep but weren't sheep, pulled the flower palanquin. On either side of the palanquin, followed seven or eight beautiful women.

The women all had faces like peach blossoms, wearing light gauze feather clothes, with their chests cut very low, large expanses of snow-white and tender skin exposed to the air, full of carnal desire.

They held flower baskets in their hands, and with each step forward, they scattered a few petals.

Along the way, colorful petals fluttered and scattered all over the ground.

This entrance could be said to be extremely flamboyant!

Chen Xiao understood the word 'flamboyant', but he couldn't understand the word 'pig' for a moment.

Because the effeminate nobleman on the flower palanquin had a figure as thin as a water snake, a pale complexion, and dark circles under his eyes… This image was really not very related to the word 'pig'.

“Lao Tie, where does the ‘pig’ in this slutty pig come from?” Chen Xiao couldn't help but ask.

Tie Xue sneered: “Because this Hua Shengxu is a breeding pig!”

As soon as he finished speaking, the gaze of the Shengxu Gongzi immediately turned towards him.

“I wondered who was talking nonsense here. It turns out it's the stinky man from the Iron Fist Sect. No wonder I smelled a stench from afar.”

This Hua Shengxu was not only effeminate in appearance, but his voice was also weak, revealing a 'hollow' energy.

“Damn it, Hua Shengxu, are you looking for a beating? Do you dare to come down and spar with your grandpa Tie Xue? Grandpa will squeeze out those two useless kidneys of yours!” Tie Xue said fiercely.

Hua Shengxu's small face turned even paler with fright, and he immediately ordered, “Go quickly, don't pay attention to this stinky man!”

The two beasts that looked like cows but weren't cows, and like sheep but weren't sheep, seemed to understand his words. They immediately kicked up their heels and ran wildly, disappearing in a blink of an eye.

Tie Xue laughed loudly: “Hahahaha, Hua Shengxu, next time you see Grandpa, get the hell out of my way, or I'll beat you every time I see you!”

Seeing this scene, Chen Xiao couldn't help but be stunned: "Lao Tie, who exactly is this guy?"

Tie Xue explained: “Brother Chen, this kid is from the Misty Rain Gate. Do you know why I call him a breeding pig?”

“How would I know?” Chen Xiao rolled his eyes.

Tie Xue immediately perked up, saying with a gossipy expression: “Brother Chen, let me tell you, the entire Misty Rain Gate is a huge reproductive factory. More than 80% of the disciples of the Zhushen Hall are born from the Misty Rain Gate!”

“Lao Tie, what do you mean by that? I don't quite understand?" Hearing this, Chen Xiao was directly dumbfounded.

“What's so hard to understand?” Tie Xue said calmly, “It's just the literal meaning. The disciples of the Misty Rain Gate may not be good at anything else, but their skills in bed are first-rate. What they are best at is getting women pregnant. In order to allow their disciples to completely get rid of worldly desires and focus all their energy on practicing kung fu, some ancient martial arts sects have entrusted all matters of childbirth to the Misty Rain Gate!”