Chapter 109 Aunt Liu's Impure Thoughts

Chapter 109

Back home, Su Yao, with the help of Aunt Liu, placed the soundly sleeping Lu Xuan on his bed.

Aunt Liu was very experienced. She prepared a glass of water and placed it by the bedside before preparing to leave with Su Yao.

Su Yao twisted her shoulders, feeling a little sore. "Good night, Aunt Liu."

Bang—

Su Yao closed the door.

Aunt Liu: ......

Five minutes later, Aunt Liu expressionlessly grabbed Su Yao's ear and dragged her out of Lu Xuan's bedroom. She tapped Su Yao’s forehead and said in a deep voice, "You can't, at least not now. Understand?"

Su Yao pouted, looking extremely aggrieved! She retorted, "I just wanted to take care of Lu Xuan, I didn't want to do anything else. Aunt Liu, you're thinking too impurely!"

Aunt Liu remained unmoved, seeing right through her. "Doing anything is not allowed. I promised your mother that this kind of thing, at least, has to wait until Lu Xuan meets them before we talk about it. Before that, don't even think about it."

Su Yao was a little dissatisfied, still pouting. Thinking of her parents, her little emotions rose up. "Those two? Who knows which remote mountain forest they're feeding dog food to the animals in right now! I don't even know when they'll be back. What if I become old and unattractive by the time they return?"

Aunt Liu tapped her little head again. "You're getting cheeky, aren't you? Your parents do love to travel, but don't they come back every year to spend the New Year with you? Anyway, it's almost New Year, you can just take Lu Xuan there then."

"Waaah!"

Seeing that Aunt Liu had said so, Su Yao had no choice but to compromise. Otherwise, she was afraid Aunt Liu would call her parents, and if those two came back early, things would be bad.

"Then, Aunt Liu, I'm going back to sleep." Su Yao went upstairs dejectedly. She was extremely tired after a long day. Since she couldn't be close to Lu Xuan, she had to return to her own room.

Aunt Liu followed her upstairs.

"Good night, Aunt Liu."

"Good night."

Su Yao closed the door, looking very sleepy.

......

Ten minutes later, Su Yao's door was opened a crack. A small head peeked out. "Aunt Liu should be asleep, right..." Su Yao looked left and right, and found no movement. Just as she was about to tiptoe downstairs,

Click—

The door opposite her opened, and the expressionless Aunt Liu stood in the doorway, looking at Su Yao. "Young lady, where are you going?"

Su Yao immediately pretended to be thirsty. "Cough... dry mouth, getting water."

Aunt Liu walked over. "I'll come with you."

Su Yao's expression instantly collapsed. "Aunt Liu! You're ruthless!"

She returned to her room in exasperation.

Aunt Liu sighed helplessly. She didn't really want to interfere, but she had promised Su Yao's mother. If she didn't return her intact, Aunt Liu would be betraying Su's mother's trust. "This girl, can't she be more honest? Sigh, she really takes after her mother." Shaking her head, Aunt Liu went back into her room.

This time, Su Yao completely gave up. So, besides the fake marriage agreement between her and Lu Xuan, there was also Aunt Liu!

But there was no rush; the future was long! Opportunities were always for those who were prepared! And she was always prepared! Su Yao comforted herself this way. Then, her head hit the pillow, and she fell into a deep sleep.

In her dream, she and Lu Xuan lived a blissful life together, just about to start a shameless and carefree life, when her parents appeared.

Su's father: "You two can't be together!"

Su's mother: "Actually, Lu Xuan is your long-lost brother!"

Su Yao woke up.

"......"

After a long period of blankness, she expressionlessly opened the door, went downstairs, and headed straight for Lu Xuan's bedroom.

Then, ignoring Lu Xuan, who had just woken up from his drunken stupor and was changing his clothes, she took out his ID card and examined it carefully. After seeing his birth date on it, Su Yao burst into tears of joy. "Sure enough, how could we be siblings! Lu Xuan is even two months younger than me!"

Breaking the curse, Su Yao was in an extremely good mood. She greeted Lu Xuan with a bright smile, "Good morning, Lu Xuan! Oh! Changing clothes? Then take your time, I'll go make breakfast~"

As she passed by, she gave Lu Xuan a peck on the cheek and then strode away, leaving behind Lu Xuan, who was utterly bewildered, not knowing whether to put on his clothes or take them off.

After holding it in for a long time, he finally squeezed out a sentence. "I haven't even brushed my teeth yet!"

"Damn it!"

While eating breakfast, Su Yao didn't mention what had happened earlier, humming happily. "Love really needs courage, to face the gossip~"

"......"

Lu Xuan glared at her. This woman was too bad, always ambushing him. To deal with this kind of person, he had to use their own methods against them! He, Lu, would have his revenge from morning till night!

While eating the delicious sauce pancake, Lu Xuan silently plotted his revenge plan. As a result, before he could finish breakfast, a phone call came.

Li Hao: "Xuan-er, are you sober yet? Come out and talk about the publicity stuff?"

Even though he had drunk more than anyone else yesterday, Li Hao had woken up early. As soon as he woke up, he wanted to drag Lu Xuan to talk about work. He could be said to be dedicated to the extreme.

Lu Xuan: "......"

He felt that it was time to find a girlfriend for Brother Gun'er. Otherwise, this guy had too much energy!

However, since Li Hao had called, Lu Xuan agreed. "Okay, wait for me to finish breakfast."

"I'm eating too. After that, People's Square, let's look at the girls?"

Many big deals were made in the most unlikely places. Lu Xuan liked this. So did Li Hao. Both of them had a special feeling for People's Square.

Lu Xuan: "Alright!"

"Girls? What girls?" Su Yao, who was across from him, perked up her ears and asked alertly. "I want to go too!"

......

Half an hour later, Su Yao looked at the beautiful women all over the street and asked, "Where are the girls?"

Lu Xuan pointed his chin towards the street. "Aren't these all girls!"

"Yeah, they're all girls!" Li Hao chuckled to the side.

Only then did Su Yao realize that this was what Lu Xuan meant by "girls". Her face flushed red, and she glared at Lu Xuan. Her delicate nose wrinkled, making her instantly adorable. "You're teasing me!"

"Who told you to be so slow, haha!" Lu Xuan smiled smugly. He had already said that he, Lu, would have his revenge from morning till night.

"Hmph!"

Su Yao was very angry, and the consequences would be severe. She grabbed Lu Xuan's arm and refused to let go, as if declaring her sovereignty.

"Let go!"

"Won't let go!"

"Let go!"

"Just won't let go!"

Li Hao: ......

Ten minutes later, looking at the compromised Lu Xuan and Su Yao holding his arm, Li Hao showed a 'Wang Dachui' expression. "It seems... we came here to talk about publicity, right? So, you two, give me some face. I just finished eating."

"Okay!" Su Yao nodded understandingly, and then... held on even tighter.

Lu Xuan pursed his lips helplessly and shrugged, indicating that there was nothing he could do.

"Hiss—" Li Hao looked around, preparing to find a table to flip over. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Screw this! I'm not playing anymore!

"Don't, don't, don't, Brother Gun'er, calm down." Only after Lu Xuan persuaded him did Li Hao calm down.

Through this incident, Li Hao decided that it was time to find a partner. Otherwise, eating dog food all day wasn't as fun as feeding it.

After the farce, the three of them talked about serious matters.

"Music-wise?"

Lu Xuan: "I'll handle it."

Su Yao added: "We'll handle it."

Li Hao rolled his eyes, too lazy to get angry anymore. "What about publicity? Are we doing posters or shooting CG this time?"

Li Hao: "I personally suggest releasing a clip; the effect will be better."

Lu Xuan had no objections and agreed immediately.

And so, a week later, the entire internet was fed dog food.

Li Hao: You're welcome, call me Lei Feng.