Lin Qingge, too lazy to waste brain cells trying to guess this meaningless riddle, simply continued to read:
Little Ge'er, although Dad and Mom always trained me as the heir of the Lin family, and even gave me a name, Lin Jingxing, which means "very capable," and I always presented myself as your older brother.
I am, in fact, just like Little Ge'er, a genuine soft girl!
However—
The Lin Jingxing of this world is a genuine man!
Good heavens!
Little Ge'er, you have no idea what a turmoil and storm of waves went through my heart when I first encountered that thing between my legs!
Although I am broadly affectionate, my orientation is very normal.
Do I have to find a girl and hold hands and kiss?
No, the image is too horrifying, I absolutely cannot...
But since I've arrived, I'll make the best of it. As a soul transmigration, all I can do is endure it for now.
However, life as a baby is too boring, so I remembered that there's a hidden boss in the neighboring Little Lin Village.
Since he's a villain, he surely wouldn't be bad-looking.
So, in my free time, I'd go with Lin Yan, who is a few years older than me, to catch small fish and shrimp in the river, and perhaps take a bath together.
Anyway, I'm a boy, at least in terms of hardware.
Oh, right, there's one more thing.
When I was ten, I accidentally saved a beautiful young man, who was so beautiful it was hard to tell if he was male or female.
At first, I thought it was a girl, but his face was just too beautiful, so I couldn't help but save him.
It wasn't until I was helping him bathe that I discovered he was, like me, a guy with all his equipment.
Later, under my attentive care, oh no, I mean, my constant care, the handsome young man's injuries finally began to heal.
But before long, he left without saying goodbye.
Although I felt it was a pity, I had more important things to do, so I put the matter out of my mind.
And the imperial examinations of this era were not as simple as I had imagined.
In order to achieve a top three ranking, I had to bury myself in my studies.
My original plan was to save Feng Qingchen, who would later wield great power, before Empress Nalan.
But then I thought that without Empress Nalan and the Nalan family's help, Feng Qingchen might not have become the youngest prime minister in the history of the Great Xia Kingdom.
So, following the original destiny of Lin Jingxing, I became a disciple of Xu Changling, who would also later achieve high official rank.
Then, through Xu Changling's recommendation, I came to study at the Hanlin Academy in the capital.
I don't know about others, but the few fellow students who shared a roof with me were all extremely attractive.
With broad shoulders, narrow waists, and long legs, it was simply amazing!
We all went to soak in the fragrant baths together, and the scene was as beautiful as a dream!
Unfortunately, my fragile body couldn't handle it, and I would catch a bad cold every time I took a bath, so they eventually stopped letting me go.
The grown-up Lin Yan was also studying at the Hanlin Academy.
It should be said that he lived up to his reputation as a villain; as he grew older, his ideas became more radical.
He actually incited me to rebel with him and even wanted me to become emperor?
Was he out of his mind, or had I been kicked in the head by a donkey?
How could I be so foolish as to covet that position?
Perhaps my refusal angered Lin Yan, or perhaps I didn't check the imperial calendar before going out.
In any case, something happened when I went out that night.
Fortunately, a great beauty descended from the sky and saved my weak self.
I thanked her repeatedly, but the great beauty said that a life-saving grace should be repaid with marriage.
I'm a grown man, even if I wanted to marry her, I couldn't!
What's more, I don't like soft girls, I only like hard handsome guys!
Unexpectedly, the great beauty was not only more beautiful than any girl, but her body was also as hard as marble.
And she even said it was okay if I didn't marry her, she could marry me instead!
At that time, I was about to save Lin Zimo, and in order to give Lin Zimo an identity that wouldn't attract suspicion.
I couldn't resist the temptation and agreed.
Who knew that marrying her would bring torment instead.
She was visible and touchable every day, yet I couldn't have her.
I was so yearning!
Yearning to the point of scratching my heart and lungs, wishing I could die under the peonies.
Ah, no.
To be precise, my borrowed time in this world was up.
By the way, let me tell you a secret, Little Ge'er. If your life on the other side were still there, you could actually go back.
But the price is a bit high.
And because of my deep resentment, or for some other reason, I didn't quite die over there.
To be honest, at first, I just said it on a whim, wanting to go to the book Little Ge'er would travel to in the future to scout the path for her.
Who would have thought that the next second I'd become a crying infant?
This makes me suspect that the administrator of the novel's plane might have ulterior motives for me.
But although I feel uncomfortable if I don't cause trouble for a day, due to being busy with revenge, I've only had a pitifully small number of actual, direct confrontations.
It's not like I'd run into some world-destroying, crazy villain and get fixated on, right?
After all, I was the biggest villain over there!
So, for whatever reason, I must go back.
To destroy the dog-and-bitch couple who killed Dad and Mom!
If Little Ge'er, you feel that life here isn't what you want and there's no one you can't bear to leave, you can come back and find me.
Brother now has the ability, and with my protection, I can surely let Little Ge'er live a happy life like a little princess.
However, I changed my name after returning to my country. My name is now Su Xingxing.
If Little Ge'er returns, it should be easy to find me.
Lin Qingge stared at the words 'Su Xingxing' and couldn't help but feel a bit stunned.
Xingxing was the nickname of her cheap brother, or rather, her unreliable elder sister.
Su was most likely the surname of her mother, whom she had never met.
But these were not the most important things.
The most important thing was that she had seen the name 'Su Xingxing' on the international wanted list in her previous life!
And a super dangerous element comparable to the assassination organization Dawn!
The kind with several stars behind it!
But unlike Dawn, which killed for high commissions, this Su Xingxing was a hacker.
A top international hacker.
It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say she was the ceiling of the hacking world.
And the name Su Xingxing was not discovered through investigation; it was voluntarily disclosed by her.
According to the gossip of her colleagues in her previous life, this hacking grandmaster named Su Xingxing had proactively contacted them and sought their assistance.
In return, Su Xingxing would unconditionally dedicate all her skills and herself to the country for its use.
Thinking about it now, she must have known that she couldn't shake the male and female protagonists on her own, so she wanted to use the power of the country to deal with those outlaws.
Unfortunately, in the pre-written script, even the power of the country could not defeat the protagonists' halo.
But is the protagonists' halo truly invincible forever?
Even if the male and female leads abused this so-called protagonist halo to commit all sorts of wrongdoing?
They couldn't even be considered human, so why couldn't the villains, who were severely persecuted by them, rectify the wrongs and rise up?
In short.
This time, she hoped that by returning to her homeland, she could achieve her wish.