Liu Feng completely ignored what the two gods were barking about and continued to taunt, "Ah, you can see and hear this, but you can't get out. Isn't that frustrating?"
"It's like a beautiful woman has stripped naked, but you can't even take off your pants. That feeling, tsk tsk tsk, it's unbearable just thinking about it."
The two gods stared at Liu Feng fiercely, wishing they could devour him alive.
This damned fellow, why doesn't he just die!
Liu Feng then became proud, "It seems he still cares about me."
*Creak!*
The sound of knuckles cracking as the two gods clenched their fists could be heard.
Liu Feng looked at the two gods, smacking his lips mockingly. His mouth was like a Gatling gun, constantly spitting out words: "Anger makes people unrecognizable. Look at your ugly faces now, one husky, one platypus. From now on, I'll call you Husky God and Platypus God."
The two gods were so angry they were panting, their eyes bloodshot.
The Platypus God put away the anger on his face and retorted with a laugh, "Heh, are you so sure the Fairy won't come in to save you?"
Liu Feng chuckled lightly, full of confidence, "I understand her personality perfectly. Although she's itching to come in and save me, with her personality, she definitely won't fight a battle she's not sure of winning."
"Is that so?" The Platypus God's face darkened.
"Yes."
Liu Feng nodded, his face full of mockery.
This guy is still trying to provoke me.
How amusing.
With your platypus-like looks, are you even worthy?
Just then, a voice came from above.
"Ahhhhhh."
Liu Feng looked up and saw a figure rapidly falling.
Liu Feng's face instantly turned grim, "Damn it, does the universe have to slap my face so quickly!"
Seeing the Fairy actually enter, the faces of the two gods broke into sinister smiles.
Husky God's smile was especially ferocious, "She's going in, she's really going in!"
Liu Feng looked utterly miserable, confused in his heart.
Damn it, are you that eager to save me?
It would have been fine even if you were four or five years later.
Seizing the opportunity, the Platypus God lifted his foot, charged forward, and prepared to strike Yu Daohen directly.
Husky God also reacted quickly, charging forward right behind him.
Liu Feng reacted swiftly, raising his palm to meet the Platypus God's palm.
Both the man and the god were forced back.
Liu Feng quickly stopped his retreat, then charged forward again, kicking at Husky God.
Seeing this, Husky God could only cross his arms to block Liu Feng's kick, and was forced back.
In the sky above, Yu Daohen breathed a sigh of relief seeing Liu Feng was unharmed, but he couldn't afford to dwell on it.
There was a bigger problem now.
Next, he had to figure out how to land.
From such a height, freefall would surely turn him into a bloody mess.
Seeing that Liu Feng had no intention of catching him, Yu Daohen was completely panicked.
Damn it, at least give me some reaction!
Seeing Liu Feng still unmoved, Yu Daohen fell into complete despair and closed his eyes, waiting for death.
A promising career cut short before it even began.
To die from falling before the fight even started was truly laughable.
*Thump—*
Yu Daohen landed directly on the ground.
But what confused him was that he felt no pain. He slowly opened his eyes and breathed a sigh of relief.
It seemed that the previous sensation was just an illusion.
Yu Daohen stood up, a smile on his face that he thought was cool, but was actually very cool: "Sorry, I'm late."
He had already imagined Liu Feng's tearful expression in his mind.
But to his surprise, Liu Feng looked at him with a miserable and confused expression.
Yu Daohen looked at Liu Feng's expression, a look of confusion on his face, "What's with that expression? Did I fall incorrectly?"
I came to save you, hey! What's with that shit-eating expression?
Liu Feng looked at Yu Daohen and asked urgently, "What are you doing coming in?"
Yu Daohen was a bit stunned by the question and replied, "Of course, to save you."
"You?"
Liu Feng had a constipated expression.
Seeing Liu Feng's constipated expression, Yu Daohen was completely dumbfounded and said, "Shouldn't we have an embrace first, like old friends who haven't seen each other in a long time?"
"That can be arranged."
Liu Feng's face immediately showed a lewd smile.
The Husky God opposite him looked at Yu Daohen, his smile gradually becoming twisted, and said menacingly, "Fairy, we haven't seen each other for a thousand years. How have you been?"
Yu Daohen finally remembered the two enemies and said, "Who are you? You really look like a husky."
Hearing this, Husky God was instantly enraged.
How could these two have such venomous mouths? Even their insults were phrased the same way.
However, the Fairy from a thousand years ago was gentle and dignified, always smiling at everyone, never uttering a single vulgar word.
Could this foul-mouthed brat before him truly be the reincarnation of the Fairy?
But judging by his aura, there was no mistake. This was undoubtedly the reincarnation of the Fairy.
But he was too damn unlike her.
It couldn't be said to be identical, only completely unrelated.
It was like a JK loli giving birth to a sweaty, big-footed man.
Who would believe this!
The Platypus God beside him showed a sinister smile and said happily, "Since you've come in, let's stay here together!"
Yu Daohen glanced at the Platypus God, then turned to Liu Feng and asked, "Is this guy also a god?"
Liu Feng nodded, "Yes."
Yu Daohen immediately mocked ruthlessly, "Don't you consider appearance at all when choosing gods?"
"Even such a grotesque creature can become a god. He looks so much like a platypus, I should be rated as a god of beauty or something."
Liu Feng beside him reminded him unmercifully, "Well... actually, you thought he was a god too."
"Ah... this..." Yu Daohen was speechless.
It wasn't that he was deliberately mocking, but these two guys were truly too ugly.
The husky-like one, let alone, looked like a husky that had drunk fake wine when angry.
The platypus-like one was truly beyond all bounds of ugliness.
Especially when angry, his sausage lips merged into a single slit, like two hot dogs.
Did Nuwa get drunk when she sculpted these two?
The two gods instantly became furious.
No matter how bad they were, they were still gods. Although their looks were indeed somewhat unsatisfactory, it wasn't something they could be mocked and ridiculed for.
"Kill these two!"
Platypus God roared, swinging his fist and charging over.
Husky God followed closely, also charging forward.
Yu Daohen grinned confidently, drew the Kanglong Mace from his waist, and prepared to test the mettle of these deities.
To be honest, he had long wanted to see the gap between his current self and the gods.
Just as Yu Daohen was about to face the enemy, Liu Feng, seeing the fury of the two, grabbed him without a word and bolted.