Tu Su

Chapter 453 I Want to Wash My Hair While Standing on My Head

Bai Ye felt a bit antsy.

Dimensional abilities were very powerful!

Although Bai Ye hadn't possessed one in his previous life, he had seen others use them.

Putting aside the other two, dimensional traversal was truly amazing.

This thing was the pro-max version of instant movement, with no startup time, and no need to set up an electric field like the Goro Goro no Mi.

Furthermore, instant movement, including the instant movement via electric fields, had a chance of being intercepted.

Because, even instant movement involved a physical entity.

Simply put, instant movement allowed someone to move from one place to another instantly, but no matter how fast the movement process was, the mover themselves was within this space.

Therefore, it wasn't unstoppable.

For example, with space-type movement, if space was cut off, instant movement would directly fail. Even worse, if unlucky, one might collide with the severed space and their body would be split in half due to the spatial rupture.

But dimensional traversal was different. This ability could open up a dimensional space and move within that dimension.

Therefore...

It was unsolvable!

Bai Ye remembered a guy in his previous life nicknamed "Immortal Jimmy." His strength was only third-rate, but he lived all the way to the Central Region War.

The reason was that he possessed the ability of dimensional traversal. As long as this guy wanted to run, no one could kill him.

Of course, this fellow was also only good at escaping.

Now, Bai Ye had the chance to experience this feeling, and then...

"You consumed a Dimensional Candy. Your body has become stronger, and all physical attributes except intelligence have increased by 20 points."

"When you consume another Dimensional Candy, the probability of all effects being enhanced increases fivefold."

Bai Ye: "..."

An increase of 20 points in physical attributes was good, but this was the guaranteed effect, a 100% chance...

As expected, he shouldn't have had any expectations.

Bai Ye felt an urge to cry. As for the fivefold increase in probability for the next consumption, Bai Ye directly ignored it.

As if Dimensional Candy was as common as cabbage, something he could get whenever he wanted?

Besides, a 0.1% chance multiplied by five?

Bai Ye felt he might as well wash up and go to sleep. Even with a fiftyfold increase, he doubted he'd get anything. Regarding his unlucky attributes, Bai Ye was already beyond desire.

However, at least he got twenty free attribute points...

Bai Ye looked at the woman and said, "Continue!"

Bai Ye didn't use Divine Stone fragments. Instead, he let the woman draw directly. He truly didn't believe his luck could be this bad? Everyone else could pull gold just by drawing casually? If she could do it again, he'd do a headstand while washing his hair...

Just as Bai Ye was thinking this, a golden light erupted from the gacha machine, and with the sound of mechanical rotation, a golden gacha ball rolled out.

Bai Ye: "..."

The woman looked at Bai Ye's constantly changing gaze with a hint of fear, confusion, pain, anger, resentment, and dejection...

The woman felt that the man in front of her was probably not quite right in the head.

"I, I..." the woman couldn't help but ask cautiously, "Did I do something wrong?"

"No, you did very well," Bai Ye looked at the woman and said, "Do you have a washbasin at home?"

"Ah?"

The woman looked stunned. What was he trying to do?

Bai Ye said, "I want to do a headstand while washing my hair."

The woman: "??"

This person is really sick, isn't he?

Bai Ye was truly defeated. So, everyone in the world could get good things from this damn gacha machine, but he could only see the golden light if he used Divine Stone fragments? From now on, if anyone asked who the unlucky one was, he'd just give his ID card.

Bai Ye felt terrible for a moment, then numbly opened the gacha.

Monster Summoning Banner (Magic Treasure) (Gold): One of the peerless treasures of the world during the Investiture of the Gods. The banner pole is like the great beam of a palace, the banner face flutters, appearing hazy with black and white qi, within which swim small, tadpole-like script in emerald green.

Effects:

Monster Summoning (Wield the Monster Summoning Banner to call forth various monsters to aid in battle)

Ten Thousand Monsters March (An army of monsters emerges, sweeping across the land. After each use, it cannot be used again for forty-nine hours.)

Demonization (Gather demonic qi with the Monster Summoning Banner to enter a demonized state. All physical attributes except intelligence are increased by 30 points, with an additional 15% increase. Random demonization will occur, and different demonized states will grant different demonic abilities.)

Good stuff, absolutely good stuff!

This was a treasure that could rank on the Investiture of the Gods list!

However, Bai Ye was now numb. That woman actually drew another gacha ball without relying on Divine Stone fragments, and the better she drew, the more it meant he was unlucky!

Bai Ye just wanted to sing a song: Life is full of storms.

At this moment, the phone in the living room suddenly rang.

Bai Ye immediately recovered from his semi-dead state, showing a hint of vigilance, his gaze becoming deep.

Bai Ye said to the woman, "Who would call you?"

The woman replied, "The company, or sometimes my parents."

Bai Ye nodded, signaling the woman to answer the phone, then condensed the Thunder Fang Savage Beast and placed it at the woman's neck.

The woman answered the phone and said, "Hello?"

"Not for you. Give the phone to the man next to you, let him answer."

The woman looked puzzled, then handed the phone to Bai Ye and said, "They're looking for you!"

"Looking for me?"

Bai Ye looked bewildered. What was going on?

Bai Ye picked up the phone and said, "Hello?"

Li Jiayi's voice came through, "Hello, it's me."

Bai Ye said, "Hanging up."

"Wait, wait," Li Jiayi said angrily, "Are you sick? I haven't even said anything yet!"

Bai Ye replied, "Based on past experience, when you look for me, it's usually not for anything good!"

"Hmph, could anything be worse than being targeted by the Godly Disciples?" Li Jiayi cursed, then said, "That old bat Hamel can't hold on much longer."

Bai Ye said, "What does that have to do with me?"

Li Jiayi said, "Are you playing dumb? Their main target is you. After they take down Hamel, it'll be my turn, and then yours. None of us can escape."

Bai Ye said, "I'm not in a hurry. The wish mission is to teleport people in. If I can last three days, I can leave here."

Li Jiayi said, "Are you sure you can last three days?"

Bai Ye said, "I don't think that's difficult."

Li Jiayi said, "Half an hour ago, I thought the same. Just hiding for three days, what's so hard about that? Until I saw them chasing Hamel, and they used the Sky Eye Wave Sense tactical vehicle."

Bai Ye looked confused and said, "What is that?"

Li Jiayi said, "I can't explain it to an uncultured person like you. You can understand it this way: with that tactical vehicle, no matter where you hide, they can definitely find you within an hour."

Bai Ye said, "Is it really that powerful?"

Li Jiayi said, "That damn vehicle is red quality. It can't be used for combat at all. If its auxiliary functions weren't so powerful, why would it be red quality?"