"What do you want me to do then? I can't hold it in."
Xi Ren Yuanjun's face contorted further, revealing the immense effort she was exerting to suppress it.
Qingwu, suppressing a giggle, quickly said, "Yuanjun, we cultivators should not be bound by trivialities and fear worldly customs. The situation is urgent, and we must adapt. Just relieve yourself here."
"Get lost, it's all your fault!"
Xi Ren Yuanjun glanced at the tens of thousands of people around her. The thought of so many people witnessing her diarrhea filled her with such shame that she wanted to die.
If she truly did that, she would never be able to hold her head up in the Five Elements Hall again.
"What to do? What to do?"
Bao Bao was extremely anxious.
"Let's go to our place, and let the celestial tribulation strike my father," the filial son Xia Yubing suggested.
"No, there's no time. The first celestial tribulation could descend at any moment, and we don't have time to go." Han Xiaoyun was also extremely flustered.
Dada scratched his scalp and chuckled傻笑, unsure of what to do.
Xi Ren Yuanjun frantically flew around, scaring the disciples of the Lightning Hall into scattering.
For a moment, the canyon became exceptionally lively.
Wan Qianxin took out a mobile dwelling from his storage bag, threw it onto the ground, and it enlarged.
"Quickly go inside the house. I'll take the celestial tribulation for you."
Xi Ren Yuanjun didn't have time to speak before she rushed into the house with a toilet.
The door was slammed shut, and rustling sounds could be heard from within.
Wan Qianxin dismissed everyone and went to stand above the house.
He was directly above Xi Ren Yuanjun. After all, he was not Wan Lei, and he couldn't draw both bolts of lightning to himself. He could only be in the same position as Xi Ren Yuanjun, ensuring that the tribulation would strike them both together.
Boom!!!
The first bolt of heavenly tribulation descended without warning. Wan Qianxin held a shield in his hand and raised it to block.
"Ah!!!"
After a scream, Wan Qianxin's body slammed down heavily. Just as he was about to smash through the roof, he managed to stabilize himself.
It wasn't that he was weak, but that he had become stronger, and the celestial tribulation had naturally become stronger. Moreover, he had to withstand double the amount of heavenly tribulation, making it naturally difficult.
He did not have Wan Lei's strong resistance to lightning.
"This won't do. The first wave is already so difficult. Won't the subsequent waves smash the roof down?"
"Then the people below will be exposed."
"Tens of thousands of people watching a beauty defecate? It's an eyesore, an eyesore."
"I think it will directly smash into the people below. Imagine, you're defecating, and someone falls from above and smashes into you. What a scene?"
"Ugh? Wouldn't that be a picture of everyone covered in feces and drawing walls with excrement?"
"The scene is too beautiful, I dare not imagine."
The surrounding crowd murmured. Wan Qianxin had already stood up.
"Quickly call Wan Lei and have him come back to endure the celestial tribulation. I can't handle it."
Wan Qianxin wasn't unable to handle it, but he couldn't guarantee that he could withstand the tribulation while also ensuring the house wasn't damaged.
If so many people saw Xi Ren Yuanjun's bare buttocks, she would be ashamed to death.
Xia Yubing fumbled to call Wan Lei, when a majestic voice suddenly came from above.
"What are you all doing? Causing such a commotion during a celestial tribulation. Haven't you ever seen one?"
"Greetings, Hall Master."
The disciples of the Lightning Hall saluted.
Wan Qingyi swept them with a cold gaze, then looked up at Wan Qianxin.
"What are you all causing trouble for again?"
"Uncle Qingyi, Sister Yuanjun ate the Du Tian Shen Yang Dan, and then she had diarrhea while breaking through her cultivation. We are helping her resist the celestial tribulation."
Wan Qianxin said obediently.
Upon hearing this, Wan Qingyi's mouth twitched.
"The pills were eaten, were they made by Xia Dayu?"
"If nothing unexpected happens, it should be him."
Xia Yubing nodded. Besides his father playing such tricks, there was no one else.
"Isn't this fooling around? How can one eat pills refined by a Golden Immortal Venerable? It's no wonder something would go wrong. All of you, get out of the way. I will help her through the celestial tribulation."
Wan Qingyi floated in the middle of the canyon. The tribulation from above struck down, and he drew all of it to himself.
Wan Qingyi also possessed the Innate Lightning Body. Of course, even if he didn't, as a Saint, he could easily manipulate celestial tribulations.
This was the peak moment of Xi Ren Yuanjun's life. A Saint helping her through her celestial tribulation! How many people in the entire Immortal Realm could have such treatment?
Unfortunately, she didn't feel how glorious she was at this moment. Instead, she felt utterly humiliated. The pain in her stomach and the mental torment made her wish she were dead, and she was so ashamed she wanted to commit suicide.
With Wan Qingyi's help, the three bolts of celestial tribulation were quickly endured, and Wan Qingyi intended to leave.
"Thank you, Uncle Qingyi."
The four youngsters quickly waved.
Wan Qingyi stopped and pondered for a moment, then said, "It's Uncle Qingyi."
"Alright, Uncle Qingyi."
The four youngsters were exceedingly well-behaved.
Wan Qingyi left, and the disciples of the Lightning Hall also dispersed. After a long time, only they remained here.
Inside the house, Xi Ren Yuanjun's small head suddenly poked out, looking around.
"Is everyone gone?"
"Everyone is gone, don't worry."
Xi Ren Yuanjun finally breathed a sigh of relief, then quickly flew towards Xia Yubing.
"Xia Yubing, I'll fight you to the death!"
"No, listen to my explanation. My Medicine Soul Grandpa is truly reliable, and I never expected that Medicine Soul Grandpa was my father in disguise! It must have been him."
Bang! Bang!
Slap! Slap!
"Do you think I'll believe you? A Celestial Venerable playing such pranks like you? Bah, you're the one who set me up!"
"It wasn't me, it's really not my fault, it was my father's doing."
Thump! Dong!
"How am I supposed to face anyone after this? I'm still a maiden! If this incident gets out, with so many people watching, how am I supposed to get married in the future!"
"Don't worry, I'll definitely find you a good husband who won't dislike you!"
"You said before that if I had diarrhea, I could just come to you."
"Ai ya, stop hitting, stop hitting!"
The scene was extremely brutal and unbearable to watch.
...
"Brother Wan, can you imagine the scene of Sister Yuanjun having diarrhea while undergoing celestial tribulation? Hahahaha, it's too spectacular. Now Xia Yubing is still getting beaten. Yi, he's getting beaten terribly. Women who break through to the Immortal Realm are not to be trifled with. But now that so many people have seen it, Sister Yuanjun has permanently lost her right to choose a mate in the Five Elements Hall!"
"Wan Qianxin, you're still talking!"
"I won't talk about it anymore, won't talk about it anymore, hahahahaha..."
After a burst of noisy sounds came from Wan Lei's spiritual communication jade slip, the call was hung up.
Wan Lei expressionlessly put away the spiritual communication jade slip, then looked at everyone.
"Hahahaha..."
The group, who had been holding back for a long time, finally couldn't help themselves. Even the steady Wan Liuchuan was laughing so hard he couldn't straighten up, tears streaming down his face.
Everyone present had met Xi Ren Yuanjun and fought alongside her. They all knew that she was the proud queen, the top combat force of the Lightning Wind Realm.
But they never expected that the image she had built up over the years would collapse completely this time.
"In the future, when we bully Xi Ren Yuanjun, we'll have even more reasons..."
Fang Xiaoyu's eyes rolled as he smiled mischievously.