Wan Hongzhuang

Chapter 260 Wife, I Want to Eat You

Chapter 1 The Beginning
Fang Xiaoyu was in a bad mood today.
She had been out for seven days, and hadn't even encountered a single Thunder Beast at the Nascent Soul stage. Although she had hunted some Nascent Soul stage Thunder Beasts to vent her frustration, it wasn't as satisfying as subduing a Yuan Shen stage Thunder Beast.
In the blink of an eye, it was almost time to return as agreed, and she flew back reluctantly.
Thinking of this, Fang Xiaoyu became even angrier.
That darn Wan Lei actually dared to set a time for her return. Hmph, even my father never dared to manage me like that.
When I get back, I'm definitely going to beat him up to let off some steam.
Yes, I'm not going back just because I'm obedient, nor because I miss that scoundrel.
Not at all.
The surrounding small islands had all been razed by the Thunder Beast tide. The lone great formation basin stood out prominently in the Thunder Star Sea.
Suddenly, she saw a familiar figure flying out of the great formation.
"Yo, why are you coming out to greet me this time? Does it still hurt?"
As soon as she saw Wan Lei, Fang Xiaoyu's pent-up grievances vanished.
"I just missed you, it's been several days since we last saw each other."
Young Master Lei said with a chuckle.
"Hmph."
"Do you miss your husband?"
"Miss your head, you ghost."
Young Master Lei wasn't angry at all, and continued to chuckle.
"Come, my dear, close your eyes, seal your divine sense, and I'll give you a surprise."
"You're getting weirder and weirder, and we're still outside."
"...What are you thinking? Be good, listen."
Young Master Lei came up behind Fang Xiaoyu, covered her eyes, and enveloped her entire body with his divine sense, ensuring she couldn't probe with her divine sense.
Then, he took Fang Xiaoyu back to his own small courtyard.
"What is it?"
"Here, ta-da."
(Manual brilliant light effect)
Fang Xiaoyu opened her eyes, and the first thing she saw was a table full of delicacies.
On the table were braised cabbage fish, braised fish chunks, clear fish balls, chopped chili fish head, stir-fried broccoli with vegetables, pan-fried spiritual leaf roots, and spinach stir-fried with garlic.
The main dishes were fresh rice and scorched noodle soup.
There was also a delicious fish tail and soybean soup.
Young Master Lei had wanted to make tofu, but he didn't know how, and the recipe didn't mention it.
"You... you brought a chef with you?"
Fang Xiaoyu craned her little head, trying to see where the chef was.
"The chef is here."
Wan Lei cupped Fang Xiaoyu's cheeks with both hands and turned her back.
"Hmph, it's rare for you to be so thoughtful."
Fang Xiaoyu's eyes were full of smiles, her lips curved up, and she glanced at Wan Lei.
Her heart was full of emotion, and she wanted to force herself to appear calm.
But... I really want to go up and hug him and kiss him non-stop.
No, no, Fang Xiaoyu, you are a cool goddess, you can't act like that, otherwise this guy will definitely push his luck and ask for something excessive.
How did this guy make such a big table of dishes?
Women don't like a man just because he cooks well, but if the man she loves cooks a table of delicious food for her, the感动 will definitely overflow.
"Is that all? Where's my reward?"
Young Master Lei leaned his face over.
Fang Xiaoyu instinctively wanted to slap him, but she held back, raised her head slightly, and kissed his cheek with her cherry lips.
"That's more like it, let's eat."
"And me! I built this stove, picked the vegetables, and lit the fire..."
The little yellow dog jumped over, loudly claiming credit and asking for a kiss.
Sister Xiaoyu was in a good mood today, so she picked up the little yellow dog and gave its furry head a good kiss.
"Here, wife, your scorched noodle soup. I said I'd make it for you last time, and I've made it this time."
"Mmm, it tastes good."
"Right? I think it tastes good too."
The two ate heartily, and Young Master Lei also brought out some good wine. The couple ate and drank, and the atmosphere was extremely warm.
Wan Lei thought it tasted good.
Fang Xiaoyu also thought it tasted good.
What do they know?
Both of them were deities in their past lives and cultivators in this life, and they had basically never eaten much, making it difficult to distinguish what tasted good and what didn't.
If Sui Xiao Hang, that scoundrel who was proficient in everything from eating and drinking to whoring and gambling from a young age, were here, he would definitely curse Wan Lei for insulting the food by making it like this.
They weren't eating for the taste, but for the strong love in the dishes, for the warmth of this moment, for the happiness of returning home after a tiring day of working outside and having dinner with family.
This small courtyard was their home.
Wan Lei and Fang Xiaoyu's home.
"Oh~~"
Fang Xiaoyu stood up and stretched.
"This is the first time in my life I've eaten so much."
"Of course, who do you think made the food? Of course it's delicious."
Young Master Lei's tail was almost sticking up to the sky.
"Alright, you go wash the dishes."
"...Why do I have to wash the dishes after cooking? Shouldn't you be washing them?"
"She worked hard outside for so long, and now she has to wash dishes at home. Can you bear it? I heard washing dishes is bad for a woman's skin. Can you bear to see your beautiful wife turn into a haggard old woman?"
"...Bad for the skin? How does that make her a haggard old woman?"
"Don't talk nonsense. Hurry up and wash the dishes, or you won't be allowed to sleep in my bed tonight."
When his wife was angry, it was terrifying.
Young Master Lei immediately went to wash the dishes.
After washing the dishes, Young Master Lei wiped his hands, embraced his beautiful wife with a wicked smile, and put her on the bed.
"Wife, are you full?"
"I'm full."
"I'm not full yet."
"...You have a big appetite."
"No, there's a saying, isn't there? After a full meal and warm clothes, one thinks of what? Anyway, I... want to eat you."
"Eat me? You want to eat me? You're really getting weirder, you even dare to eat human flesh."
"..."
Just as Young Master Lei was about to complain that his beloved wife didn't understand romance, he suddenly saw Fang Xiaoyu with a mischievous smile.
"Hmph, watch me administer family punishment."
"Slap!"
"Ah!!!"
"Take off your clothes."
"No, you wish."
"Listen or not?"
"Either you get out, or you behave yourself.
Don't think that just because you cooked a meal I'll throw myself at you. I'm not like those vixens outside, I'm not that easily fooled."
"..."
Finally, after their mutual bickering, Fang Xiaoyu finally took off her clothes, but she only took off her outer layer, leaving a layer of underwear on.
Holding her warm and soft delicate body in his arms, Young Master Lei became restless again.
This time, he was bolder, his hands reaching for the indescribable parts below her neck that he had never touched before.
Fang Xiaoyu closed her eyes, her eyelashes fluttering, but she didn't stop his presumptuous hands.
Young Master Lei grew bolder and wanted to reach in from her collar.
Still no reaction?
Then...
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Just as Young Master Lei was about to get even bolder, his arm was suddenly twisted into a pretzel, and he immediately behaved.
However, Young Master Lei was still happy in his heart.
This meal wasn't made in vain. At least, he had unlocked a new area, hadn't he?
Unlocking all the areas, the future is promising...