"What are you looking at? Am I breaking the law by hugging my wife? They can't control me."
Young Master Lei scoffed傲娇.
Fang Xiaoyu still felt incomparable to his shamelessness.
Old Fang forcibly suppressed the urge to slap the boy to death and the constant rise in his blood pressure. He didn't want to stay another moment, for fear of becoming the first family patriarch in the Lei Feng Realm to die of anger from his son-in-law.
"Alright, alright, I'll give you something. Take it out and look at it when you miss me."
Fang Xiaoyu smiled as she released Wan Lei, gusts of wind swirling in her hands. In an instant, a flower appeared.
This flower was initially ethereal, then solidified. It wasn't her Divine Ability Kui Lian, but a...
Rose.
"Here, for you."
"Mhm, I'll definitely take good care of it and won't let it wither."
"It won't wither. It's condensed energy, and I've sealed it. It's not a real flower."
"Don't say that, it ruins the mood. Hmm... let me think, what should I give you?"
"That's enough, you two. Don't make us sick. The elders from both sects are here to pick you up. Hurry and go."
Old Fang couldn't stand it any longer and urged them on.
Young Master Lei nodded and was about to release Xiaoyu when she suddenly pulled him into her embrace.
Fang Xiaoyu raised her head and suddenly kissed Young Master Lei.
"Hoo..."
Everyone around made a sound.
Old Fang covered his forehead, his head aching. How long would these two continue their clingy affections?
A moment later, Sister Xiaoyu released her lips and hugged Wan Lei tightly, her face flushed and her lips pursed high.
"I missed you a lot too..."
"Tch, weren't you acting all calm just now?"
Young Master Lei's smug grin stretched to his ears.
"Oh, don't expose me. Let me hug you for a bit longer, just a moment..."
Old Fang reached out, grabbed Fang Xiaoyu by the collar of her clothes, and yanked her out.
Just as people thought the two were about to perform a melodramatic scene of "Don't leave me, no one can separate us, we'll be together even in death,"
The two drama queens suddenly chuckled and stopped acting.
Old Fang, carrying Fang Xiaoyu, placed her directly in front of the elders of the Kui Lian Sect.
"Elder Zhou, I'll entrust my daughter to you."
"Don't worry, Patriarch Fang. Xiaoyu is our glorious inheritor disciple, well... a living glorious disciple. We won't let her suffer any injustice."
The Kui Lian Sect elder was a beautiful woman, speaking softly, which made Old Fang look at her a few more times.
"She won't suffer injustice. With her temper, I'm afraid she'll make others suffer. Keep an eye on her, just don't let her hit people randomly."
Fang Xiaoyu rolled her eyes at Old Fang's words, as if he were saying she was very violent. She was super gentle, okay?
"Mhm, Xiaoyu, the battle boat back to the sect is ready. Let's go. The Sect Master has been waiting for you impatiently."
Elder Zhou smiled as she looked at Fang Xiaoyu.
"Okay, let's go."
Fang Xiaoyu lost all her reluctance and flew directly towards the battle boat.
Elder Zhou, who was leading, also went over. Qi Manyao glanced at Wan Lei and walked over, wanting to say a few words of farewell, but was directly grabbed by the hand by Fang Xiaoyu, who came towards her.
"Junior Sister Qi, let's go. Senior Sister really likes you."
Fang Xiaoyu smiled wickedly and pulled Qi Manyao forward.
"I... I just want to say one sentence, let me go..."
Slap!
In full view of everyone, Fang Xiaoyu's mischievous hand landed a slap on Manyao's round and perky posterior.
"Fang Xiaoyu!"
"Be good, listen to Senior Sister. She and I are a couple, so it's the same if you tell me anything."
Fang Xiaoyu put her arm around Qi Manyao's shoulder as if they were close confidantes.
"Let me go..."
"Are you listening or not?"
Slap!
"You pervert, you scoundrel..."
"Call me Senior Sister."
"Call you my foot! I'm older than you, and I joined the sect before you..."
Only when they had all boarded the battle boat did people withdraw their gazes.
Old Fang shook his head and sighed. His daughter, who used to be like an ice mountain, had become so mischievous and playful...
Thinking of this, Old Fang couldn't help but look at his son-in-law, who was stroking his chin and muttering something...
Young Master Lei was muttering, a strange smile playing on his lips, when he suddenly saw people looking at him with strange expressions.
"What are you looking at me for? Everyone go home and find your own mothers. Honestly, where are the Yin Yang Sect elders? I want to pay my respects."
Looking at Young Master Lei's arrogant and dismissive demeanor, it didn't seem like he wanted to pay his respects at all; rather, it seemed like he was looking for a fight.
"I am Yun Hongzhen, an elder of the Yin Yang Sect."
An old man looked at him with a smile.
"Wan Lei pays his respects to Elder Yun. Elder, let's go. I can't wait to return to the sect and see my junior brothers and sisters."
Young Master Lei bowed deeply, put his arm around Qian Duoduo's shoulder, and said,
"Junior Brother Qian, let's go. Take Senior Brother back to our home for a look."
People were accustomed to being speechless.
These two, despite being the youngest among everyone, insisted on acting like seniors and liked to spank girls. They truly were a match made in heaven, or rather, not a family, but not a family.
Wan Lei "led" the people of the Yin Yang Sect onto the Yin Yang Sect's battle boat. At this moment, he realized that the Yin Yang Sect had brought quite a large group this time. There were twenty battle boats, filled with people, at least two to three thousand.
The battle boat he, Young Master Lei, was to board was naturally the best one.
The battle boats of the Yin Yang Sect and the Kui Lian Sect ascended into the sky simultaneously.
Fang Xiaoyu stood at the stern of the boat, waving to Wan Lei.
Wan Lei also stood at the stern of his boat, waving to the people below.
"We're leaving now. Sui Xiaohang, Tian Suanzi, Wan Liuchuan, and both dads, you all head back soon."
"..." Both dads.
"Brother Lei, I think if you don't respond to Sister-in-law now, it might be difficult to appease her next time you meet."
Qian Duoduo whispered a reminder.
Wan Lei looked up and saw his wife waving to him from the distant battle boat.
This sight startled Young Master Lei, who quickly waved back and shouted things like "I will miss you."
Only when he could no longer see anyone did Young Master Lei withdraw his hand and sigh.
"Sigh, women are so troublesome. I'm finally free."
The people around him looked at him with disdain. You were just being affectionate and reluctant a moment ago, and now you're celebrating your freedom.
Heh, men.
"What are you looking at? You don't know that my wife is perfect in every way, except that she's too controlling. She's afraid I'll flirt with other women outside. Am I that kind of person?"
"Brother Lei, just admit it. We all know you're henpecked."
"Me? Afraid of my wife? How is that possible? I've always been the one who speaks, and she dares not speak second...
Bao'er Nu, what are you writing down?"
"Write down everything you said. I'll read it to Fang Xiaoyu next time I see her."
"..."
Yin Yang Sect, I'm here, five years late.