Although this burning sensation was like eating over ten pounds of chili peppers.
However, Ling Feng ultimately found no signs of hemorrhoids!
His body's digestion of the Fire Lotus Seed was very good. As expected, the grade of his Fire Spirit Root had improved, becoming similar to his Ice Spirit Root.
With this, he could continue cultivating his previous techniques, which would have twice the effect with half the effort!
Just then, Ling Feng sensed someone approaching him and instinctively wanted to pull up his pants!
But two strips of cloth were handed over to him from the side!
"Brother, I knew you didn't bring any paper either. Remember to wipe your butt!"
Lin Shuainan grinned, the two strips of cloth in his hand looking quite loyal.
Seeing this, Ling Feng's mouth twitched: "You brat, are you perverted? I'm just pooping, what are you looking at?"
With that said, Ling Feng flipped his wrist, and very soft toilet paper appeared in his hand!
Lin Shuainan's eyes widened when he saw this: "Damn, Brother, you have toilet paper, why didn't you say so earlier!"
"You didn't ask!"
Ling Feng didn't bother with Lin Shuainan anymore. He immediately pulled up his pants, stood up, and with a raise of his hand, lifted Lin Shuainan. When they landed again, they were already standing on the mountaintop.
Lin Shuainan stumbled forward a couple of steps.
Ling Feng's eyes widened in disbelief as he looked at Lin Shuainan's backside!
The pant legs below his butt had two pieces of cloth missing. Clearly, these were the strips of cloth in Lin Shuainan's hand. However, it was obvious that this brat had already torn off two strips for himself earlier!
It was only after seeing that Ling Feng also had a reaction and went to the toilet that he chased after him and tore off two more pieces!
This still made Ling Feng's mood very complicated!
Lin Shuainan was indeed very loyal, willing to share his good things even if his own pants were torn and his butt was exposed.
But the way he looked... was truly too comical!
"Ahem, Brother, don't keep staring at my butt. It makes me feel very insecure!"
Lin Shuainan quickly turned around and gave Ling Feng a glare!
Ling Feng almost spat out. He raised his hand and threw a pair of pants to Lin Shuainan: "Remember to bring some paper next time you go out! Also, can't you just wipe your butt with your underwear? Why do you have to tear your pants like this? Do you think this style is fashionable?"
Lin Shuainan, holding the new pants, was beaming as if he had gotten a great deal.
But after hearing Ling Feng's words, Lin Shuainan actually felt a little embarrassed and then said to Ling Feng: "Brother, I wanted to, but I didn't wear any underwear when I went out today!"
Ling Feng was almost angered to death by this brat's words!
He turned his head and saw Ba Yilan and Guan Ya emerging from the water pool. Their figures had already landed on the edge of the lake, looking around as if searching for someone.
Ling Feng naturally knew who they were looking for, so he reprimanded Lin Shuainan: "Stop the nonsense and change your pants quickly. Yilan is already down there!"
"It's okay, she's like a sister to us!"
Lin Shuainan responded casually and then began to change his pants on the spot!
Ling Feng was truly helpless with Lin Shuainan, so he flickered his body and landed beside the two in an instant!
This way, he prevented their gazes from falling on the scene of Lin Shuainan changing his pants on the mountaintop!
"Brother Ling Feng, thank you!"
Ba Yilan bowed gratefully to Ling Feng. Clearly, she had heard everything from Guan Ya. If it weren't for Ling Feng, she, Ba Yilan, would never have had a second life.
Ling Feng simply nodded to Ba Yilan and said, "You're welcome, but you must remember, this is the only time. Your luck is not very good. The Samsara Life-Death Gu has replaced your original Natal Gu. This means that the Samsara Life-Death Gu will no longer be effective for you, and you will not be able to be resurrected by this thing again!"
Ba Yilan nodded repeatedly upon hearing this.
"Yes, Brother Ling Feng, I have already sensed this. However, because of the presence of the Life-Death Gu, my body's recovery ability is also very strong. I will be very careful and cautious in the future and will not lose my life again!"
Guan Ya also tightly grasped Ba Yilan's hand at this moment: "Anyone who wants to harm you must step over my corpse!"
Ba Yilan's pretty face flushed a few shades, and she gave Guan Ya a charming glare, then said, "Alright, I know. You've worked the hardest these past few years. I'll stay by your side from now on and never leave you."
"Good! It's a deal!"
Guan Ya also said solemnly.
Then Ba Yilan leaned into Guan Ya's embrace.
Ling Feng inexplicably suffered a mouthful of dog food and chuckled, shaking his head: "Heh heh, alright, we should head back to the Witch God Hall. I still need to check on the Hall Master's physical condition. If we can wake him up as soon as possible, then do it quickly, otherwise Ji Yunyue will worry herself to death!"
"Okay, let's go back!"
Guan Ya then took Ba Yilan's small hand and was about to soar up with Ling Feng!
Ling Feng, however, turned back and called out, "Shuainan, are you done?!"
Lin Shuainan then jumped out, blew a whistle, and the Golden-Winged Great Peng flew over.
Ling Feng's actions were also very quick. He brought Guan Ya and the two of them directly onto the Golden-Winged Great Peng!
"This is... a Golden-Winged Great Peng? A King-level monster?!"
Ba Yilan exclaimed in disbelief after stabilizing herself.
Guan Ya nodded with a wry smile: "Yes, it's a King-level monster, Brother Shuainan's mount!"
"A mount?! A King-level monster as a mount?!"
Ba Yilan looked back in even greater disbelief, only to see Lin Shuainan walking over step by step. Before Ba Yilan could react, he directly hugged her!
"Sister Yilan, I really missed you so much. I thought you were dead and would never come back. You can't be so reckless next time!"
Lin Shuainan was a man of true feelings, and at this moment, he actually shed tears.
Ba Yilan also felt Lin Shuainan's concern for her, so she nodded obediently: "Mhm, Brother, I understand!"
Only then did Lin Shuainan let go of Ba Yilan, and then turned to Guan Ya and said, "You brat, you absolutely cannot let my sister get into such dangerous situations next time!"
"Yes, Brother, don't worry, this kind of thing will never happen a second time!"
Guan Ya also said solemnly.
At this moment, Ling Feng raised his wrist, and some light projections appeared on his watch.
The projected images were broadcasting some events.
Very important events.
The warriors from the War God Legion who had died earlier appeared in the picture!
Then, they began to swear their allegiance, rejoining the War God Legion, the scene was passionate.
Just by watching this scene, one could imagine how excited the entire Chinese population worldwide would be upon seeing it.