The news landed like a stone in a pond.
He shot to his feet, pumping a fist in the air, his face transformed by a radiant smile.
"FINALLY! REAL ACTION!" he yelled, his voice echoing over the quiet village. "We'll show everyone why I'm the next Hokage, believe it! It's gonna be a piece of cake!"
But as the shout faded, the facade cracked from within. A torrent of images, fragments of a stolen future, crashed against his consciousness with the force of a Tailed Beast.
Gaara, his eyes bloodshot, sand swirling around him, his body contorting as Shukaku roared.
The purple barrier, a deadly cage on the rooftop where the Third Hokage, old and frail, fought a nightmare wearing the face of a friend. The old man's sad, resigned look just before the Kusanagi sword pierced through him.
Sasuke, writhing on the ground in the Forest of Death, his scream muffled by pain as the black curse mark spread across his skin like a venomous ink stain.
Damn it, I forgot.
The smile on his face froze, twisting into a grotesque mask. A cold sweat trickled down the back of his neck.
No, no, no! The exams! It’s now! This is when it all goes to hell! The old man dies! Sasuke almost dies! The village…!
"Naruto?" Kakashi's voice, tinged with concern, pulled him from the spiral.
He forced himself to hold the smile, to morph the panic into a strained laugh that sounded more like a dry cough.
"Hahaha! I'm just so excited I almost forgot to breathe! We're gonna be the best, Sensei, you'll see!"
Calm down. You can't panic now. Think, Naruto, think...
****
The next morning arrived with an almost feverish energy. Naruto didn't stay home. Before the sun reached its peak, he was already pounding on Sakura's door with an insistence that bordered on manic.
"Sakura-chan! Up and at 'em! The sun's out, and future heroes can't afford to be lazy!"
The door creaked open and Sakura appeared, her hair a bird's nest and a look of pure indignation on her face.
"Naruto, it's seven in the morning!" she hissed, careful not to wake her parents. "Even the birds aren't fully awake yet! What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Training is what's wrong with us!" he declared, already gently pulling her by the wrist into the street. "We can't slack off! If the exams are coming up, we have to train twice as hard. Three times as hard! C'mon, Hinata-chan's waiting for us!"
"Hinata-chan too? You dragged her into this madness?" Sakura was stumbling more than walking, trying to keep up.
"Of course! We're a team! The three of us!"
He led the two girls, one protesting and the other blushing to the tips of her ears, to their secret training ground. But Naruto wasn't just there to train. He was assessing.
"Alright, skills demonstration!" Naruto announced, clapping his hands. "Sakura-chan, you're up first. Show us your chakra control. Hinata, you try to dodge everything she throws at you!"
"Are you crazy? I could hurt her!" Sakura replied, alarmed.
"D-don't worry, Sakura-chan," Hinata said softly, settling into her fighting stance. "I trust you. And I need to test my limits."
Naruto watched Sakura as she, with flawless concentration, wove chakra threads so fine they were invisible even at close range. She used them to manipulate a dozen kunai at once, making them dance in the air, clash against each other in a symphony of steel, and stop a millimeter from their targets. The precision was inhuman.
Then he watched Hinata. She moved like a ghost. She dodged Sakura's kunai not with raw speed, but with a fluidity that seemed to anticipate every trajectory. Her Gentle Step, combined with her predictive Byakugan, made her an untouchable apparition. It was a lethal and beautiful dance.
The pride he felt for them was immense, a warmth that fought the cold fear in his stomach. But it wasn't enough.
They're so strong... Incredible! he thought, dodging a stray kunai himself. But... will it be enough? Against that snake... Orochimaru isn't Zabuza. He's a monster on another level. And Gaara... that sand defense is absolute. Hinata might have trouble getting close, and Sakura's threads might not be strong enough. We need more. An ace up our sleeve. Something Orochimaru won't see coming.
The training session ended and, as was becoming a custom, they ended up at Ichiraku. The smell of broth and noodles was a balm for the soul.
Naruto devoured his ramen with his usual lack of manners, but his mind was racing a mile a minute.
"You were amazing today, Hinata," Sakura was saying beside him, giving her a friendly nudge. "I could barely keep my eyes on you. If we have to fight in the exams, I think I'd bet on you."
"D-don't say that, Sakura-chan! Your precision with the chakra threads is astonishing! I could never do something like that!" Hinata replied, her cheeks pink.
The sight of their smiles, so carefree, so alive, was like a knife to the heart. He had to protect them. He had to protect that.
Okay, what do I do? he asked himself, slurping a noodle with more force than necessary. Run to the tower and scream that a legendary snake is going to destroy the village? They'd lock me up faster than I can say ramen. No one would believe me.
He glanced sideways at his teammates.
What if I tell Kakashi-sensei? He believes me... but what can he do? If he goes to the old man Hokage... they'll question him! He just lied for me about the Land of Waves! They'll accuse him of being a traitor or insane! I can't do that to him! He trusted me! Damn it!
The frustration was a knot in his throat. He felt trapped, the only one aware of the coming storm, but unable to warn anyone without being taken for a lunatic.
I have to protect these smiles... There has to be another way... something only I can do...
And then, an image from his distant memories surfaced with the clarity of a lightning bolt. It wasn't a battle scene, but a conversation overheard on some internet forum from his other life. A woman. Blonde, with an imposing figure and legendary strength.
One of the Three Sannin.
Wait...
The image grew sharper. The woman, with the kanji for "gambler" on her back, splitting the ground with a single finger. Healing fatal wounds with a green light.
Tsunade. The Slug Sannin... the legendary gambler! She's super strong! And the best medical-nin that's ever lived! She could save everyone who gets hurt in the invasion! She could cure Sasuke of the curse mark! And she could train Sakura-chan to make her punches even more destructive! THAT'S IT!
The ramen bowl trembled in his hands. The solution was so simple and so incredibly complicated that it took his breath away.
It's the only solution! I have to bring her back, believe it!
****
That night, the air atop the Hokage Monument was cold and sharp. Naruto waited, his usual energy contained in a tense stillness. He wasn't there as the team clown, but as its hidden strategist.
Kakashi appeared beside him, his book already put away.
"Still deep in thought, Naruto. Are you worried about the exam?"
"Sensei," Naruto said, his voice devoid of all childishness, "I've found the solution. I've thought about all the ways this can go wrong, and there's only one way we stand a chance."
Kakashi raised an eyebrow, the surprise barely visible in his single eye. The seriousness in Naruto's tone was entirely new.
"And what is this miracle solution?"
Naruto turned to face him, his blue eyes burning with a determination Kakashi had never seen in him before.
"I'm going to bring Tsunade back to Konoha. And I'm going to do it before the finals begin."
The name hit Kakashi like a Chidori to the chest.
"Tsunade-sama..." he murmured, incredulous. "Do you even know who she is?"
"One of the Three Legendary Sannin. The world's best medical-nin. And a hopeless gambler with terrible luck. I know everything," Naruto stated. "You're going to get me a fake mission so I can leave the village without anyone suspecting, and I'll handle the rest. This isn't a suggestion, sensei. It's our only winning move."
The sheer audacity of the proposal left Kakashi speechless for a moment. The logic behind the madness was impeccable. Tsunade. Her presence in Konoha during an invasion would change the course of history. It was a kage-level move, a strategic play a genin shouldn't even be able to conceive of.
And Naruto wasn't asking. He was declaring.
"And if I refuse?" Kakashi finally asked, his voice a whisper on the wind. "What if I tell you it's insane and order you to focus on the exams?"
Naruto's smile vanished, replaced by a look of steel.
"Then I'll do it anyway, sensei. And I'll become a rogue ninja to save the village."
Kakashi stared at him. The boy in front of him was no longer a boy. He was a force of nature, a hurricane of will that had decided, all by himself, to change fate. And he, Kakashi Hatake, had to decide whether to stand in his way or become the wind that propelled him forward.
The decision, in truth, had already been made the moment he saw the determination in his eyes.
"An escort mission," Kakashi said, his voice resigned but with a hint of admiration. "To a small feudal town on the border of the Land of Tea. A place boring enough that no one will ask questions, but close enough to the gambling towns where someone like her might be hiding."
The relief on Naruto's face was so immense he nearly staggered.
"Thank you, sensei," he whispered, the tension leaving his body.
"Don't thank me yet," Kakashi warned, his eye narrowing. "Finding a Sannin who doesn't want to be found is an S-rank mission, Naruto. And convincing her to come back is probably SSS-rank. You'll be on your own. And if you fail..."
"I won't fail," Naruto interrupted, the determination back in his voice. "I can't afford to fail."
"There's one more problem," Kakashi added, crossing his arms. "You can't go alone. A genin doesn't leave the village on a long-range mission without a team or a supervisor. It would look suspicious."
Naruto frowned. "But sending the whole team would raise even more suspicion. Why send a genin team on an escort mission so far away right before the exams?"
"Exactly," Kakashi confirmed. "And we can't involve Sakura and Hinata in this. They need to concentrate. If they know you're chasing after a Sannin, they'll worry and lose focus."
"Then I'll make it look like part of training!" Naruto shot back, the idea forming as he spoke. "A long-range solo survival mission to test my limits. You'll say it's a special test you assigned me! You'll say that if I don't pass, you'll send me back to the academy! No one will question it!"
Kakashi considered it, pinching the bridge of his nose above his mask. The idea was so arrogant and so Naruto-centric that, ironically, it sounded believable.
"You'll be completely alone against the world, Naruto. No backup...."
"I know," Naruto interrupted, his voice firm. "But it's the only way. I have to do it alone." His gaze softened for a moment. "And what about my team? About Sakura-chan and Hinata-chan?"
"I'll take care of them," Kakashi assured him. "While you're gone, I'll make sure their training doesn't stop. I'll teach them everything I can to prepare them for what's coming. And I'll keep them safe. That's my part of the deal."
Naruto nodded, silent gratitude in his eyes.
With the plan set, a new energy coursed through Naruto. He no longer felt trapped. He had a path. A difficult, almost impossible one, but it was a path.
"One more thing, Naruto," Kakashi said, stopping him before he could leap from the monument. "Your cover story for this 'mission.' It has to be believable. Something only you would do."
Naruto thought for a second, and then a foxy grin, his classic grin, spread across his face.
"I know," he said. "A training mission to perfect a new technique. One so incredibly powerful and stupid that only I could invent it."
"And what technique is that?" Kakashi asked, almost dreading the answer.
Naruto turned back, his eyes gleaming with pure mischief.
"The Sexy Jutsu: Reverse Harem!"
Kakashi stood in silence, processing the absolute, ridiculous brilliance of the cover story. It was so stupid, so Naruto, that no one, not even the Hokage, would doubt it. It was the perfect hiding spot, in plain sight of idiocy.
A dry, genuine laugh escaped Kakashi's throat.
"You're an idiot, Naruto."
"I'm a genius!" he retorted, puffing out his chest. "And I'm gonna save the world with the power of perverts! Believe it!"
"Fine," Kakashi sighed, surrendering to the madness. "Get your things ready. I'll get you the mission papers by tomorrow morning. Leave at dawn. The less time you spend in the village, the better."
"Got it," Naruto said, completely serious now. "Take care of them, sensei. That's all I ask."
"I will," Kakashi promised.
And with that last word, Naruto leaped, an orange blur disappearing into the night, leaving an elite jōnin on top of a monument, shaking his head and wondering, not for the first time, what kind of crazy team he'd gotten himself into. And to think I was the odd variable on Team Minato... he thought with a hint of irony. This kid is going to give me gray hair before my time.