"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey..."
"Do you know how dirty your hands are? You actually used them to cover my mouth." Liu Nanfeng looked shocked.
As a man, he understood better than anyone how dirty a man's hands could be, especially after just holding a phone. A phone was the dirtiest thing on a person. m..oΓg
"Where are they dirty... We're not talking about that now..."
Because Su Huamei walked over, Zhu Zhicheng actually chickened out, appearing particularly nervous.
As expected, this lowly fellow had some self-awareness, knowing he wasn't good enough for her. Liu Nanfeng privately slandered him.
"We're number five, and there are five more seats to go. Should we wait?" Su Huamei walked over and asked Liu Nanfeng with a smile.
"We don't have anything else to do tonight, so let's wait." Liu Nanfeng replied.
Beside them, Zhu Zhicheng looked at Liu Nanfeng, then at Su Huamei, his face filled with surprise.
He gently tugged Liu Nanfeng's collar and said with a smile, "Is this your friend?"
"Yes, this is Su Huamei, and this is my friend Zhu Zhicheng." Liu Nanfeng introduced them briefly.
"Hello, I'm Liu Nanfeng's good friend." Zhu Zhicheng quickly stood up and said.
Su Huamei merely nodded at him, smiled slightly, and then sat down next to Liu Nanfeng.
In fact, she had seen Zhu Zhicheng before. The last time she "followed" Liu Nanfeng to the bar, they had met, but at that time, Su Huamei had appeared in a different guise.
Seeing her attitude, Zhu Zhicheng knew that she looked down on him, this lowly fellow.
However, he was not discouraged. He sat down again, picked up his phone, and sent Liu Nanfeng a WeChat message.
"Brother, you must always remember that you are married and cannot do anything to betray your wife. Otherwise, don't blame me if I report you to her."
"Report me? You still have the nerve to call yourself a brother?"
"Although you are my brother, I, being upright and kind, absolutely cannot do anything against my conscience. To pull you back from the wrong path, you must hold on. If it's really impossible, introduce her to me, and I'll help mediate a bit, so you don't regret it forever after one wrong step."
"Didn't I already introduce her to you?"
"WeChat, WeChat, brother."
"She won't accept you."
"How do you know if you don't try? We're all lowly fellows. I don't think you're more outstanding than me, and I'm even richer than you."
"Alright then." Liu Nanfeng no longer hesitated and directly forwarded Su Huamei's WeChat to him.
Zhu Zhicheng's face lit up with joy, and he immediately applied to add her as a friend.
But Su Huamei, who was also looking at her phone, completely ignored it, as if she hadn't seen it.
Zhu Zhicheng was still not giving up. After thinking for a moment, he mustered up his courage and said, "Beautiful lady, since you are Nanfeng's friend, you are also my friend. Let's add each other and hang out sometime."
Su Huamei glanced at him, then shook her head and said, "No need."
Then she lowered her head and no longer paid attention to him.
"See? I told you she wouldn't add you." Liu Nanfeng shrugged.
Zhu Zhicheng's face turned ugly.
Then he gritted his teeth and said, "Pay up."
"You wish! I specifically said I would help you get her WeChat. If she doesn't agree, what does that have to do with me?" Liu Nanfeng laughed heartily.
"But you didn't say you two knew each other." Zhu Zhicheng's eyes widened.
"Me knowing her is one thing, and getting her WeChat is another. These are two different matters. I've already handled the payment for you."
Su Huamei, hearing their conversation, also smiled and put away her phone, watching Liu Nanfeng tease the other man.
Seeing Su Huamei's reaction, Zhu Zhicheng raised an eyebrow, somewhat puzzled by the relationship between Liu Nanfeng and her.
Could it be that this seemingly honest fellow was actually unfaithful to his wife?
He was indeed a scumbag.
"By the way, where's your friend? Why hasn't she come back yet?" Liu Nanfeng changed the subject.
"She went to the restroom to touch up her makeup. Women, aren't they all like that?" Zhu Zhicheng said.
Liu Nanfeng: ...
So he had come out with a girl. And he had the nerve to hit on another girl.
He was truly a scumbag.
As they were talking, Zhu Zhicheng's female companion returned, carrying a handbag, dressed very fashionably. She wasn't unattractive, a beauty indeed, but her makeup was a bit too heavy. Of course, she couldn't compare to Su Huamei.
"Husband, is this your friend?" she asked, looking at Liu Nanfeng and Su Huamei, her voice sweet and charming.
"Yes, this is Liu Nanfeng, and this lady is..."
"Su Huamei, I am his girlfriend." Su Huamei introduced herself, casually linking her arm through Liu Nanfeng's.
Zhu Zhicheng's eyes widened. He had only slandered him in his heart before and hadn't paid much attention, but now that Su Huamei had personally admitted it, it was different.
He grabbed Liu Nanfeng and said with a serious expression, "Come here for a moment, I have something to say to you."
"Uh..." Seeing his demeanor, Liu Nanfeng got up and walked aside with him.
"You rascal, you're serious, aren't you? You're married, aren't you afraid of your wife finding out?"
"Not afraid."
"You're something else." Zhu Zhicheng gave him a helpless thumbs-up, unsure of what else to say.
"Don't talk about me. I don't even know when you got married. That 'husband' call sounded so natural."
"It's just a title. She sometimes calls me Daddy, can you take that seriously? Besides, if I get married, I'll definitely invite you."
Liu Nanfeng felt something was off about that statement.
"I advise you to clarify things with that beauty as soon as possible. Cut your losses while you can, or don't blame me if I report you to your wife."
Liu Nanfeng looked at him seriously, remaining silent.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Zhu Zhicheng asked, feeling a little guilty.
"Are you unhappy and unbalanced because I can pick up such a beautiful woman, and that's why you want to report me?"
Seeing that Liu Nanfeng had guessed correctly, Zhu Zhicheng stopped pretending.
"Aren't people all like this? I'm no exception. Why should you have such good fortune? Of course, the most crucial thing is that I don't have any."
As expected of a brother. There's a saying: you never wish for your brother to do poorly, but you certainly don't want him to do better than you.
"Don't worry, my wife knows, so your reporting won't do any good." Liu Nanfeng said.
Zhu Zhicheng looked suspicious, clearly not believing Liu Nanfeng's words, considering it a delaying tactic.
"I'm serious. Didn't you hear what she just said her name was?"
"Su Huamei?"
"Yes. My wife's name is Su Jinxiu."
Zhu Zhicheng immediately reacted and grabbed Liu Nanfeng's hand, his face full of excitement, "Brother, you're my long-lost brother!"
"Get lost."
Liu Nanfeng pulled his hand back, disdainfully wiping it on his clothes.
"Brother, I have to tell you, please maintain some distance from your sister-in-law."
Zhu Zhicheng was not angry at all and continued to speak nonsense with a serious expression.
Just then, Zhu Zhicheng's female companion said sweetly, "Husband, it's our turn."
It turned out that number three had been called, which was Zhu Zhicheng and his companion.
"You two don't have to wait for a seat. I'll treat you today." Zhu Zhicheng said enthusiastically.
But his thoughts were wishful. In reality, he was waiting for a two-person table, and Su Huamei also didn't want to eat with them.
In the end, Zhu Zhicheng could only enter with his companion with a "resentful" look.
"Your friend is quite interesting." Su Huamei said with a smile after they had gone in.
"He's quite an interesting person. Although he has a few minor flaws, he's not a bad guy." Liu Nanfeng replied.
"Is that so? What are these minor flaws? Is it making his girlfriend call him Daddy?" Su Huamei leaned close to his ear and whispered.
"You want to..."
"I don't want to."
Liu Nanfeng refused outright. He wasn't that perverted.