"What the hell, it's a woman?"
"Damn, this broad is too beautiful!"
"Brother Shan, did you find the wrong place?"
The group of thugs were all stunned.
Brother Shan was also confused. The bounty orders they received only had Ye Zixiao's photo, and no one had mentioned anyone around Ye Zixiao! The sudden appearance of a stunning beauty was truly unexpected.
"Beautiful lady, who are you?"
Brother Shan stepped forward, holding his pistol, and asked.
"Who are you looking for?"
Tang Keke appeared very nervous.
"Don't be afraid, beautiful lady. We're all good people. We're here to find someone. I have a photo here. Can you help me see if you've seen this guy?"
Brother Shan actually handed the photo over.
Tang Keke, after taking the photo, smiled.
The photo showed a thug in a suit, holding a large shotgun, chasing a large group of people. The flames from the shotgun blast were evident, making the scene look quite comical.
It was clear.
This photo was taken a long time ago.
It was from when Ye Zixiao first helped the Lin family fight the Niú Mǎ, and the time he became famous in one battle.
"Have you seen him?"
Brother Shan asked cheekily.
"Yes, I have!"
"Ah? Where is he?"
"Right inside the room!"
Tang Keke smiled and stepped aside, opening the door.
She also returned the photo to Brother Shan.
"Uh!"
Brother Shan was dumbfounded.
All the thugs were dumbfounded.
They were indeed here to kill Ye Zixiao, but when a super beautiful woman said Ye Zixiao was inside the room, none of these seemingly fierce guys dared to go in.
"Xiao Bi, you take your men up."
Brother Shan said to a small fat man.
"I don't dare, I'm scared."
Xiao Bi was clearly not an idiot.
"Big Bear, Er Zhuang, you two go."
In desperation, Brother Shan had to switch people, bringing back the two burly men who had just been knocked away by the door. He promised, "As long as you take care of Ye Zixiao, I'll give you two million each."
"Really?"
"Brother Shan, don't lie to us!"
Big Bear and Er Zhuang were clearly not very bright.
"Damn it, I keep my word."
"Alright then!"
"Follow me."
Upon hearing two million each, Big Bear and Er Zhuang's eyes immediately turned red. They overlooked a crucial detail: could the person who kicked down the security door be someone easy to deal with?
Their shouts were deafening.
Their killing intent was palpable.
The two burly men passed Tang Keke and charged into the dark room, with no pistols, only machetes. As soon as they entered, they began hacking wildly.
Bang!
Bang!
"Ouch!"
"Oh my god!"
Suddenly, two muffled thuds, followed by two cries, and less than three seconds after entering, Big Bear and Er Zhuang were sent flying backward, crashing into Brother Shan and his men.
"What the hell, get out of the way!"
"Dodge, quickly dodge!"
Brother Shan and Xiao Bi instinctively shouted.
Whoosh—
The crowd scattered.
Boom, boom!
The two incredibly strong men landed backward on two trash cans, scattering garbage everywhere. Some leftover food and scraps hung all over them.
"Inside, there's a master!"
"Oh my, my butt hurts!"
Big Bear and Er Zhuang wailed pitifully.
"That strong?"
Brother Shan, waiting outside, was stunned.
Just then, Ye Zixiao walked out of the room. He had changed into a tactical jacket and looked extremely casual, a cigarette dangling from his lips. He strode to Tang Keke's side.
"Not the army, just small-time thugs."
Tang Keke immediately reported clearly.
"Mm, I can see that."
Ye Zixiao pulled a cleaver from his back waist and suddenly said to Brother Shan, "Brother, join me. After I defeat the Xiao family, I'll get you a small company commander position."
Ye Zixiao didn't intend to kill these thugs.
Firstly, there was no enmity between them, and these people were not irredeemable villains. Secondly, if he had to stay in the city for a while, having some local help would make things more convenient.
"You, you're Ye Zixiao?"
Brother Shan nervously raised his gun.
"It really seems like Ye Zixiao."
"He looks a lot like him, but why doesn't he have a big shotgun?"
"Damn it, are you brainless?"
Xiao Bi and the other subordinates chattered.
Tang Keke rolled her eyes. She understood that this group of thugs was not very bright, like a league of dimwits. They had stumbled upon them by chance.
"Kill Ye Zixiao!"
Brother Shan suddenly gave the order.
Swoosh—
His subordinates retreated in unison.
"Ten million, do it for me!"
Brother Shan issued another command.
Still, no one dared to step forward.
"Alright, damn it!"
Ye Zixiao couldn't stand it anymore. He held his cleaver, flashed, and appeared in front of Brother Shan, saying, "Kid, I'll give you ten million. You'll be my people from now on, alright?"
"Why should I believe you?"
Brother Shan surprisingly mustered some courage.
"Because I have a cleaver!"
Ye Zixiao brandished his cleaver.
"Oh!"
Brother Shan paused, took two steps back, then suddenly raised his pistol and shouted, "Wait, that's not right. I have a gun, and we all have guns. Damn it, are guns afraid of cleavers?"
Swish—
Ye Zixiao suddenly attacked.
Clang!
A clash of metal, instantly sparks flew. Brother Shan, who had just raised his pistol, watched in shock as his pistol was sliced in half by Ye Zixiao's cleaver.
"What kind of knife is that?"
Brother Shan asked in utter shock.
"A knife for cutting sauerkraut!"
Ye Zixiao smiled slightly, then entered his rapid mode. He charged towards the group of over twenty thugs, raised his sauerkraut knife, and began a series of extremely flashy swings.
Crackling.
Sparks flew…
At the same time, Tang Keke also made her move. Holding a small dagger, she followed closely behind Ye Zixiao. If Ye Zixiao disarmed a gun, Tang Keke would step in to finish the job.
However.
Did Tang Keke even hit anyone?
In less than a minute, the fight stopped. Ye Zixiao's cleaver was broken. He threw it away, clapped his hands, and led Tang Keke back to the doorway.
The over twenty thugs, except for Big Bear and Er Zhuang who were sitting in the trash heaps, all gathered together. They all looked dazed, staring at the guns in their hands.
To be precise.
Each of them was left with half a gun.
Ye Zixiao used his Divine King power. With just a cleaver, he had severed all the held pistols, indicating that he truly didn't want to kill them, and perhaps even had a fondness for them.
However.
What had Tang Keke done?
Five seconds later…
The sound of belts unbuckling echoed?
Led by Brother Shan, the members of the dimwit alliance had their pants fall down one after another. Their colorful underwear, red and otherwise, swayed freely in the moonlight.
"What the hell!"
"This is harassment!"
"Brothers, protect yourselves!"
A series of startled and comical shouts erupted.
At the same time, everyone dropped their half-pistols and used their hands to pull up their pants. They looked like a group of wronged children, staring at Ye Zixiao and Tang Keke with fear but unwillingness.
"Watch out for your crotch!"
"Cover up, cover up!"
Big Bear and Er Zhuang, their heads covered in noodles in the trash pile, shouted dramatically while covering their crotches with their hands, looking both ridiculous and somewhat endearing.
"Is my cleaver awesome or not?"
Ye Zixiao asked with a lazy smile.
"Awesome!"
"Too awesome!"
"Just a bit perverted."
The young thugs instinctively replied.
"I cut the belts!"
Tang Keke voluntarily stepped forward.
"Female pervert!"
"Beauty, I'm not married yet!"
"I was wrong, I don't want to be single!"
The over twenty thugs were truly panicked now.