Chapter 167 Is This Car Fueled by Coal?

"Damn it, who?" Bai Zhenshan roared.

"Master, it's me!" An Mo responded helplessly.

"Are you f\*\*\*ing tired of living?" Bai Zhenshan continued to yell in the bedroom, still engaged in his activities. "How many times have I told you not to f\*\*\*ing interrupt me? If I get crippled, I'll flay you alive."

"Master, something big has happened."

"What the f\*\*\* has happened now?"

"Bai Gang is dead!"

"What?"

"Bai Gang's army encountered an attack from a hundred thousand commoners. His army was almost annihilated, with only a handful escaping alive. Bai Gang died tragically, reportedly chopped into four pieces."

"F\*\*\* you!"

With a bang, Bai Zhenshan, now wearing cartoon boxer shorts, furiously kicked the door open. He grabbed An Mo with his left hand and delivered two hard slaps with his right.

"Master, calm down!" An Mo yelled, blood flowing from his nose and mouth.

"Your mother, Bai Gang is my top general. He took five thousand fully armed mercenaries. Even if the other side had a hundred chariots, they wouldn't be completely wiped out!"

"Master, it's not just about the chariots. There are super experts among those Longguo people. This matter is not normal. Those Longguo people seem to be targeting the Bai family."

"Argh, damn it!" Bai Zhenshan finally accepted the reality.

He slammed An Mo to the ground and returned to the bedroom. He grabbed two women by the neck and with a snap, snapped their necks.

"Find me two more women," Bai Zhenshan said. He was a complete pervert.

"Master..."

"F\*\*\* your mother, do you dare disobey?"

"I... Yes!!!" An Mo muttered curses as he left.

Less than ten minutes later, two women, who had just woken up, were brought into Bai Zhenshan's bedroom by An Mo. Moments later, cries of agony began to echo from the bedroom, growing increasingly shrill...

Bai Zhenshan cursed and roared, indulging in his brutal activities with no regard for humanity. He was venting his emotions this way. If this fire didn't erupt, the old beast wouldn't be able to clear his head.

Outside the city, in the slums.

Ye Zixiao, having had a good sleep, awoke to find Tang Keke preparing breakfast. Tang Keke was wearing a very loose outfit, but her back alone was enough to captivate many.

"You didn't sleep?" Ye Zixiao asked as he got up.

"I slept!" Tang Keke turned around with a seductive smile.

"Where did you sleep?"

"In your bed!"

"How come I didn't know?"

"Then you must have been charmed unconscious by me!"

"F\*\*\*!"

After a few jokes, Ye Zixiao was about to go wash up when the bedroom door was kicked open. Three men, like lunatics, burst in, laughing wildly. It was Lin Bin, Leng Shao, and Brother Shan.

"What the f\*\*\* are you doing?" Ye Zixiao asked indignantly.

"Brother-in-law, good news!"

"Brother Xiao, the opportunity has arrived."

"Damn, did Miss Tang sleep here?" The three men rushed towards Ye Zixiao, shouting energetically.

"Get lost, back up, back up!" Ye Zixiao instinctively covered his nose. These three guys reeked of urine!

The three simpletons looked at each other and actually retreated a few steps. Lin Bin then stepped forward to represent the other two and quickly relayed the good news and the opportunity to Ye Zixiao.

The situation was as follows: Early that morning, Gou Ye's informant in Da Wu City sent a message. Something had happened at the Bai family; they had started fighting amongst themselves, and a group of Wu people had surrounded the Bai family. Da Wu City was in chaos. The Bai family's mercenaries had counter-surrounded the Wu people, but the Wu people seemed to have control over Bai Zhenshan, so the Bai family mercenaries dared not charge in.

"This is truly good news!" Ye Zixiao laughed after hearing the report.

Ye Zixiao lit a cigarette and said with a smile, "I don't care why they're dog-biting-dog, but this heaven-sent opportunity must not be missed. Immediately notify Gou Ye and Bai Ling'er. We're going to attack the city now."

"Understood!"

"Got it!"

"Miss Tang, you really slept here?"

"Get lost!" Tang Keke glared. The three dimwits immediately ran off...

Upon receiving the order, Gou Ye immediately began to assemble the troops. The men in the slums who had stayed up all night were all waiting to attack the city. Within half an hour, one hundred thousand men were gathered. Bai Ling'er was particularly excited. She hoped to be the vanguard but was rejected by Ye Zixiao. City sieges were difficult. Bai Ling'er was personally very capable, but she was not suited for leading troops in battle. Gou Ye's hundred thousand men were also not ideal. For such a vanguard, regular army units would be best.

At this moment, Leng Shao and Brother Shan came into play. They had brought a thousand soldiers. This thousand soldiers consisted partly of Leng Shao and Brother Shan's subordinates, and partly of men selected from the Hungry Wolf Legion. Not only were they individually strong, but they also coordinated perfectly, making them an elite force.

With all preparations complete, the army marched to the city gates. Da Wu City had no garrison and no security force. The entire city was controlled by various noble families. The lucrative post of guarding the checkpoints naturally belonged to the Bai family, the leading family. Originally, there were ten thousand soldiers guarding the gate. Now, there were less than five thousand. Due to problems within the Bai family and Bai Zhenshan seemingly being controlled, most of the Bai family's troops had returned to rescue their lord, leaving these five thousand garrison troops, who were also the weakest in combat power.

"What's going on?"

"Holy crap, why so many people?"

"Are they Wu people?"

"No, they are... they are commoners!" The soldiers guarding the gate behind the simple defensive structures, without city walls or gates, exclaimed. They knew the Bai family army had suffered a crushing defeat last night, but they hadn't expected the commoners to dare attack the city! After all, attacking and defending were two different things!

Outside the city gate, Ye Zixiao sat in a dilapidated vehicle and said to the newly repaired steel behemoth beside him, "Little brother-in-law, go ahead with courage. This is an excellent opportunity for you to prove yourself."

"Brother-in-law, aren't you afraid I'll die?" Lin Bin, who was driving the battle chariot, looked reluctant.

"You probably won't die, right?"

"Probably? Damn you..."

"Shut up!" Bai Ling'er suddenly walked up to the battle chariot and pointed at Lin Bin's nose, saying, "If you do well, I'll let you touch my hand. If you don't go, I'll kill you. My godfather will definitely stand by me."

"Hehehe, I'll go, I'll go!" Upon seeing Bai Ling'er, Lin Bin became foolish.

To minimize casualties, Ye Zixiao decided to use this hundred-million-dollar battle chariot to break through the gate. Since the heavy machine gun bullets had already been fired, Lin Bin alone was enough to drive it, without needing Leng Shao and Brother Shan. Lin Bin naturally didn't want to go, but he was infatuated with Bai Ling'er!

The deafening engine roared to life. Lin Bin stepped on the accelerator, and the steel behemoth rushed forward, spewing thick black smoke from its exhaust pipe, charging霸气ly towards the checkpoint.

"I say, Keke," Ye Zixiao said, pointing at the car's smoky rear. "Is this car powered by coal?"

"Ah? Maybe it's powered by firewood!" Tang Keke was becoming increasingly playful.

At this moment, gunfire erupted. The Bai family soldiers guarding the checkpoint, seeing the legendary steel monster charging towards them, opened fire instinctively without needing their officers to give orders. Bullets rained down. The steel behemoth was covered in sparks. Lin Bin, driving the vehicle, gritted his teeth and cursed, "Come on, hit me! Your firepower is not even enough to tickle me. Damn it, damn it, ahhhh..."

At a speed of two hundred kilometers per hour, it reached the checkpoint in the blink of an eye. Before Lin Bin could finish his rant, the front of the vehicle crashed into the iron fence. In front of this great monster, the iron fence was no match. It shattered three sections of the iron fence consecutively, and the steel behemoth overturned!