Lived! One goal each in the last ten minutes! Manchester City and Chelsea are my daddies now.

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I want to buy Caballero's and Ederson's jerseys, so touched.

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Good news! Qualification match report: Liverpool defeated Hoffenheim 4-2! The Red Army returns to the Champions League battlefield!

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The Champions League group stage draw is the day after tomorrow. Are there four or five Premier League teams making it to the main competition this year?

Barcelona.

"Impossible, how could we be drawn against Li in the Champions League group stage for three consecutive seasons?"

"How can there be so many groups of death?"

"Barca and Chelsea's feud?"

Suárez grinned and put down the newspaper.

The originally noisy red and blue locker room suddenly fell silent.

Busquets frowned.

Iniesta hesitated to speak.

Piqué removed his shin guards and said decisively, "That's right, there aren't that many coincidences."

Not fear.

It's weird.

Too weird. Like Arsenal's "eternal universe team" curse, Barca has encountered Super Li in the Champions League group stage for two consecutive seasons.

Messi remained calm, subconsciously pinched the red and blue crest on his chest, and his heart was firm.

Etihad Stadium.

Li Kang was pulled by the referee team to take a group photo.

After standing in position, he instinctively reached for the lineswoman's shoulder.

A gust of wind blew.

A golden ponytail brushed his nose.

Almost forgot, the lineswoman was a girl.

Click!

Flashes of magnesium lights.

After the referee team members hugged Li Kang in turn, they left the field one by one.

Immediately afterwards, David Silva walked forward with heavy steps and exchanged jerseys with him.

"So tired, you made me want to retire."

"Haha, just kidding!"

"I want to lift a Champions League trophy before I retire!"

Not far away.

De Bruyne fiddled with the grass clippings in his hand, and stomped his feet angrily, recalling the missed scoring opportunities of his teammates during the game.

Guardiola looked like he hadn't had enough, and quickly grabbed Morata who was passing by.

"Do you know how many chances you wasted?"

"You can do better."

"I hope to see your progress next time, threatening Manchester City's goal in a better way!"

The Manchester City coach looked serious, and his tone became more and more excited.

The content was all tactical details of "this, this, and then that," and his words were accompanied by exaggerated and rich body language.

Morata looked calm, put his hands on his hips, and nodded seriously.

The audience and media reporters were dumbfounded when they saw this scene: Who is the Manchester City coach? Who is the Chelsea striker?

Post-match press conference.

Tuchel had a faint smile on his face.

"This game was very difficult. It's not easy to beat this Manchester City team at their home."

"This is the first time in my coaching career that I have defeated Guardiola."

"Li has a very thorough understanding of the game, and he and I can always think of the same thing at many times!"

"Both teams performed very well, and the competition in the Premier League this year will be very fierce."

"Champions League draw? This year's team rankings are a bit special. I don't have any particularly expected opponents. The group stage may be a battle of life and death!"

The Champions League rankings are calculated based on the team's European战 (zhàn) performance in the past five years, plus the coefficient score of the league in that country, using a set of formulas.

It's messed up!

It's a mess!

Various special circumstances last season have squeezed many strong teams to the back row!

How terrifying is the ranking for the 2017/18 season?

Take the list of third-tier teams as an example: Barcelona, ​​Atletico Madrid, Paris Saint-Germain, Borussia Dortmund, Manchester City, Manchester United!

Group of death?

Draw with your eyes closed!

In minutes, you'll get a hell group: Real Madrid, Chelsea, Paris Saint-Germain, RB Leipzig.

Thinking of this.

Tuchel became inexplicably excited.

BBC studio.

Henry took the lead: "I wish I could become Morata and enjoy the joy of playing with Li."

Lineker did not show weakness: "My social account has been attacked. Many people say that I'm licking Li's ass... Hmph! What I want to say is... what a wonderful ass that is!"

"A statue can be erected for him at Stamford Bridge in advance!"

"Every time I see him touching the football on the green field, my heart and the hearts of all British girls will beat faster!"

Hearing these words.

Special guest Didier Drogba was stunned.

You guys can lick so well?

As a Chelsea representative, he naturally couldn't lag behind: "Li is a top midfielder. He interprets violent aesthetics to the fullest. I regret that I didn't have the opportunity to fight alongside him."

[Ding, it is detected that Didier Drogba's friendliness towards you has reached its maximum value, and a bond is being established.]

[The legendary star has left Chelsea.]

[Blue Bond establishment failed!]

What the hell?

Li Kang looked at the dim street scene outside the car window and suddenly received a series of system prompts.

[Ding! Mission completed: Blue Moon in the Sky.]

[Mission receipt: Tremble! In the next confrontation, the Blue Moon will capture Stamford Bridge]

[Mission reward: Manchester City · Dark Gold Treasure Chest!]

The long-lost simple dark gold texture!

A dazzling array of prize pools spewing thick black smoke.

[Balotelli "Super Step-Over" Module!]

[Balotelli "Ultimate Free Kick" Module!]

[Balotelli "Penalty Master" Module!]

[Balotelli "Extreme Rabona" Module!]

[.]

Why is it all Balotelli?

[The treasure chest is opening... Congratulations on obtaining: Balotelli "Why Always Me" Module!]

[Because, I can!]

[What's the second name? I don't need to know!]

[I won't celebrate when I score, because scoring is my job. Do postmen celebrate when they deliver letters?]

[Only Messi is better than me. I want to win the Ballon d'Or.]

[They are jealous of my muscles.]

[See this firework? This is my challenge to you.]

The dark gold treasure chest suspended in mid-air spewed out billowing smoke.

Chaotic memories swept over him like a flood.

Li Kang suddenly felt a mess in his brain.

For a moment, he couldn't even remember the name of his little assistant.

"Two Goals and One Assist, Chelsea's Heavenly King Conquers the Etihad."

"The Great Demon King Rules the Premier League 2.0"

"The Blue Moon is Dimmed, the Night of the Peak Belongs to the White-Clad Li."

"On the Tactical Game Between Tuchel and Guardiola: The Balance Change of Offensive and Defensive Resources."

"Li's Stamina Distribution in 90 Minutes of Battle Loss."

"With the Summer Window Closing Soon, Who Are Chelsea's Goalkeeper Candidates?"

"With the Champions League Draw Approaching, Interpretation of the Ranking Situation."

Li Kang's wonderful moments in the game once again detonated the entire Internet.

Soon, Chelsea's new season's No. 10 home and away jerseys were also sold out.

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How many seasons will the era of the Great Demon King of the Premier League last?

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Li Kang's deep defense has become less active! But this kid's ball-growing speed is too fast, and his passing, stopping, dribbling and shooting are becoming more and more invincible, like a monster.

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Li Invincible's partners: Famous coach - Tuchel, strategy - Dino, god of reverse feet - Morata, Tin Man - Hazard, showers wearing underwear - Kanté

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Please, let Chelsea draw Barcelona in the Champions League draw!

It's too late to get home, sorry, sorry, everyone go to bed early, you can still see the new chapter when you wake up tomorrow.

(End of this chapter)