Fang Er smiled, "Never mind who we are, first answer me, do you want to see Princess Pingyang?"
"Pingyang?" Chai Shao was stunned.
In his world, no one summoned Li Xiuning, so he had been single for a long time!
Therefore, upon hearing Li Xiuning's title, he quickly became excited.
He didn't know where he was. The buildings and roads looked extremely strange, and even the clothing of these people was clearly different from the Tang Dynasty.
Could this be the Western Paradise spoken of by Buddhism?
Had he already died?
Was Pingyang also here?
"That's right, Princess Pingyang, Li Xiuning, do you want to see her!"
Hearing Fang Er's words, Chai Shao immediately lost his composure.
"Where is Pingyang? Hurry and take me to see her!"
"As long as I can see Pingyang, I'll do anything you ask!"
Just then, Cheng Yaojin pushed the door open. The first glance he caught of Chai Shao, he laughed heartily and rushed towards him with open arms.
"Hahahaha, Old Chai Dog!"
"I, Old Cheng, miss you to death!"
Chai Shao's eyes widened, "Cheng the Demon! Why the hell are you here too?"
"Could it be... you're dead too?"
Cheng Yaojin's face darkened. He retracted his open arms and kicked Chai Shao.
"Damn it, you're the one who's dead!"
"You're dead to the point where not a speck of dust can be found!"
"You still dare to curse me, watch me beat you until you're covered in your own filth..."
The kick came unexpectedly, and Chai Shao was sent flying from the living room into the bathroom.
With a bang, the bathtub that had just served Fang Er cracked.
Chai Shao was dazed. He struggled to get up, rubbing his back with one hand and pointing at Cheng Yaojin with the other, cursing.
"Cheng the Demon, I'll break your ancestors!"
Then, as naturally as anything, the two started to wrestle.
The sounds of clanging and banging erupted one after another.
The furniture in the room was knocked into disarray.
"All of you, stop it!"
Suddenly, a sharp shout came from outside.
Hearing this, Cheng Yaojin immediately jumped away and scurried into the bedroom like a mouse.
Chai Shao, however, looked towards the door with disbelief.
Standing there was Li Xiuning!
He quickly scrambled to his feet, his head beaten into a pulp by Cheng Yaojin, and rushed towards her.
"Ping, Ping, Pingyang? Is, is that really you, Pingyang?"
Li Xiuning slapped him backhanded, then smiled and asked.
"Does it hurt?"
"It hurts! Hahahaha, I'm not dreaming, it's really you, it's really Pingyang!"
Chai Shao excitedly spread his arms to embrace her.
But...
"Bang!"
Li Xiuning kicked him away again.
"Get away from me!"
Chai Shao was dumbfounded and loudly asked, "Your Highness, what are you doing!"
"I'm your驸马!"
"What, have you forgotten me after arriving in the immortal realm? Or have you kept male companions here?"
Fang Er: ???
Holy crap!
This guy is too brave, I'm impressed!
Seeing Li Xiuning's expression turning furious, he quickly signaled to Wang Xuance and the others. The group quietly slipped out.
"Bang!"
"How dare you say I keep male companions!"
"Bang!"
"Who the hell gave you the guts!"
"Bang!"
"Ah... Stop, don't hit me, I, I was wrong!"
"..."
Just as they ran out of the room, the sounds of fists hitting flesh and Chai Shao's screams followed.
Fang Er shook his head speechlessly. It seemed that this Duke of Qiao had been a widower for a long time and had forgotten Princess Pingyang's fiery temper.
This beating was much more severe than Cheng Yaojin's earlier one. By the time Li Xiuning came out, wiping away stray hairs from her temples, Chai Shao was lying on the ground, completely drained of strength.
Seeing Fang Er and the others standing outside the door, Li Xiuning smiled slightly.
"It's not that I'm being harsh, little trees need pruning to grow straight, and people need discipline to behave."
"If I beat him up first, the rest will be easier."
"Your brothers are quite familiar with Yue'er's father. Hurry up and change the habits of the guy inside, so we can go back soon."
Fang Er nodded, "Don't worry, madam, it's on me."
Li Xiuning patted him approvingly on the shoulder twice. "I trust you with this. I've made some soup for you below, remember to drink it later."
With that, she turned and went downstairs.
"Phew..."
Only after her footsteps disappeared did Wang Xuance, Su Dingfang, and Xue Rengui let out a long sigh of relief.
Cheng Yaojin also emerged from the wardrobe in the bedroom as if a great burden had been lifted. He cautiously peered down the hallway on both sides.
Seeing that Li Xiuning had disappeared, he scoffed indignantly.
"That tigress is finally gone. Damn it, scared me to death!"
Fang Er: ...
If she heard what you just said, I'll change my surname with you if I don't beat you senseless, damn it!
Thinking of this, he grinned and raised an eyebrow at Cheng Yaojin.
"Brother Cheng, I recorded what you just said..."
As he spoke, he pretended to wave his phone in front of Cheng Yaojin.
Cheng Yaojin's relaxed expression vanished instantly, and he stood there dumbfounded.
"Holy crap, brother, don't screw me over like this!"
"You tell me what you want me to do, just ask, even if it's..."
"Alright, it was just a joke!" Fang Er interrupted him with a smile and put his phone away.
Then, he turned to Wang Xuance and the other two, "Did you all hear what the Grand Princess said?"
The three nodded in unison.
Fang Er continued, "Then I'll hand over this substitute to you to discipline."
"Remember, whether it's living habits or temperament, you must make him exactly like the original Duke of Qiao!"
As he spoke, his expression gradually turned stern.
"If Yue'er notices even the slightest difference, you'll answer to me!"
Wang Xuance patted his chest, "Duke, don't worry, there will be no mistakes!"
After giving them instructions, Fang Er turned back to Cheng Yaojin, looking at him with a smile but saying nothing.
Cheng Yaojin understood instantly and pointed to the Chai Shao inside, "Brother, don't worry, if this guy dares to misbehave, I'll beat him like a dog!"
"Brothers are in the heart, everything is unspoken!"
Fang Er took out a box of cigars and offered them, then turned and went downstairs.
Since his mother-in-law was making soup downstairs, he had to have a bowl!
Hiahiahiahia..........