Fang Er eventually used wire to poke open his iron underpants for him, and after gaining freedom, Li Xiaogong slowly recovered.
He looked at Li Shimin with a wronged expression: "Your Majesty, you've really put me in a terrible spot this time!"
The changes on his body made him forget the blood, but Li Ji saw the strangeness on his face.
"Ninth brother, why is your face swollen like this?"
"Also, who made your face covered in blood?"
Upon hearing this, Li Xiaogong instinctively turned to look at him. Although he didn't know what he looked like now, Li Ji was undoubtedly a complete mess.
He quickly urged Fang Er: "Quick, use that thing of yours to let big brother take a look."
Fang Er glanced at his current state, not offering any reminders, and took out his phone to snap a couple of pictures.
In the phone's photos, the naked Ninth Lord Li, with his waist sword erect, his face so swollen it was shiny, his eyelids almost fused shut, and dried blood on the right side of his face.
Seeing his current appearance, Li Xiaogong was completely stunned.
"Damn it, what's going on!"
Fang Er pointed at a mosquito still struggling on the ground with a swollen belly and laughed, "If the Emperor and I hadn't come, you and the Duke of England would have been sucked dry by this thing!"
The two were filled with fear and quickly tidied their clothes and headed outside.
"Let's go, let's go, we can't stay in this damned place for a moment longer, let's get back to the ship!"
After searching outside for the figures of Empress Changsun and the other female companions without success, they were told they had been taken by Wang Xuance to see the sights.
Calling them back with the walkie-talkie, everyone left the native settlement and headed back towards the fleet.
On the helicopter, seeing a fluffy little thing in Chang Le's arms, Fang Er curiously asked, "Where did you get this?"
Chang Le held the object up with both hands and brought it closer to Fang Er: "Brother-in-law, this little thing is so fun, Auntie caught it for me~~"
Polar bear??
He subconsciously looked at Li Xiuning, my mother is mighty!!
Even while sightseeing, she could casually raid a polar bear's den. Truly the greatest heroine of the Great Tang~
After the helicopter returned to the ship, the fleet began to turn and sail south towards the Aleutian Islands.
After leaving the Arctic Circle, day and night finally returned to normal.
Fang Er was concerned about the trip to the Song Dynasty, and he found the three periods given by the system one by one from historical records.
In 986, the Northern Song resisted the Liao, and the Yang family generals fought the Battle of Jinsha Beach!
In 1070, the Northern Song ushered in a period of peace, with rapid economic and social development and the emergence of many talented individuals.
In 1141, the Southern Song resisted the Jin, and twelve gold tokens were issued to recall Yue Fei!
For a moment, Fang Er was in a dilemma.
Seven sons gone, six sons returned, only widowed mothers and orphans remained in the Tiānbō Yang Residence.
Jingkang shame, not yet avenged; loyal subjects' hatred, when will it be extinguished! We shall drive our chariots to break through Helan Mountain's pass.
The Yang family generals, full of loyalty, and Grandpa Yue, whose ambitions were unfulfilled, these are pains in the hearts of every Han descendant.
"System Sister, I don't want to make a choice, I want them all!"
After thinking for a long time and unable to make a decision, Fang Er said to the system in his mind.
【System: You think it's beautiful! But I can't do it~~】
Fang Er's initially suppressed mood was almost made to laugh by her words.
"System Sister, be serious, I need to go to all three of these periods!"
【System: Hmph! Greedy scumbag!】
Fang Er: ???
He was about to retort, but the next moment, the system's words gave him hope.
【System: Wait, let me look for you!】
One minute, two minutes~~
Half an hour later, the system finally delivered the news.
【System: PS3026, due to the impact of the main world's 2013 meteor event, the spatial barrier has a gap and cannot be restored.】
【You can travel from that world to adjacent PS3025 and 3027. You only need to spend a tiny bit of points when passing through the barrier, and I can adjust the timeline for you.**】
2013 meteor event?
When Fang Er heard this, a news report instantly flashed in his mind.
In 2013, a small asteroid collision occurred in Chelyabinsk, Russia.
Initially, NASA did not detect this asteroid until it entered the atmosphere.
According to scientists' research, the asteroid was already 17 meters in diameter and weighed 7,000 tons when it entered the atmosphere, traveling at 18 kilometers per second and landing vertically.
If the asteroid had directly hit the ground, the energy contained would have been equivalent to 500,000 tons of TNT, and the result would have been an unprecedented disaster.
However, when the asteroid was still 30 kilometers from the ground, something suddenly rammed into it from behind, shattering the entire asteroid into fragments.
He never expected that this event would also affect parallel worlds!
However, being able to go to three worlds at once satisfied Fang Er's needs, and now he could meet both the Yang family generals and the Yue family army.
After some thought, he decided to bring Mu Guiying along this time to avoid her displeasure later.
As for Gao Chong, he didn't know where he had gone off to and was not accompanying them on the ship.
Having made his decision, he had someone invite Mu Guiying over.
In the cabin, Fang Er poured her a drink and then sat down opposite her.
"General Mu, you should have heard by now that His Majesty and I went to the Great Tang in another world, right?"
Mu Guiying nodded somewhat confusedly: "I did hear Sister Xiuning mention it."
Fang Er smiled slightly: "I have received information that it is also possible to cross space in another place and travel to the Northern Song era."
The term "Northern Song" would likely be unknown to people of the Northern Song dynasty.
However, having spent so much time with Qin Liangyu and others, Mu Guiying understood the difference between the Northern and Southern Song dynasties.
Upon hearing this, she immediately became excited: "Duke Anguo, is what you say true? Can you take me back to see?"
This was exactly why Fang Er had invited her, so he naturally agreed.
"General Mu, rest assured, I invited you here precisely to inform you, so you can prepare in advance. When the time comes, we will go together."
Mu Guiying left with great joy, but Fang Er forgot to tell her not to spread the word.
As a result, not long after she left, Li Xiuning and Li Shimin, the brother and sister, came rushing over.
"Kid, you can go to other worlds again?"
"If you dare not take me this time, you're not getting into Yue'er's bed again!"