Seeing that the size 44 foot was getting closer and closer to him, Motorola shouted in panic.
"Don't come near me~~"
"You, you, what do you want to do!"
"I'm telling you, I'd rather die than~~ *cough* *retch*!"
As soon as he spoke, he was so disgusted by Fang Er's foot, which he hadn't taken off for three days while waiting for him, that he threw up.
Fang Er, behind his gas mask, chuckled unethically.
"You scoundrel~ Does your system tell you that I need to insert something into you to plunder your system?"
Motorola, who was vomiting, froze all over. Then, using all his strength, he rolled several times on the ground to get away from the mess he had just vomited.
"Don't, don't, don't use your foot, I, I'm willing to be inserted by you!"
"Use, use your finger to insert, insert my ear, ear hole, okay, okay?"
"This damn system, it's been tormenting me for a long time, you, you, you hurry up and take it away!"
Thinking that he used to be able to pull steel pipes, but now after all these tasks, he was left with only five centimeters. Motorola just wanted to cry.
"This is too bullying!"
"I have to do tasks, and I can't harm the local people. What's the use of such a system besides being a scam?"
*Hiss~~~*
"Scoundrel, you owe me fifty thousand points, Master!"
Hearing the system's prompt, Motorola immediately cursed.
"Fuck you, fifty thousand points, find whoever you want to find them, I've already thrown you into the cesspool."
After cursing the system, he looked at Fang Er with a fawning expression: "Come on, hurry up and insert me, and take away this scamming system quickly~"
This made Fang Er stare in bewilderment. What, there's a穿越者 (transmigrator) who dislikes his own cheat?
Although his own system was also very tsundere, it hadn't done anything too detrimental to him!
"Boy, you still have some conscience~ Humph!"
Well, calling her fat made her puff up!
Seeing Motorola's pitiful appearance, and thinking that this guy hadn't done anything too outrageous, Fang Er put on his shoes again.
He stood up, walked to his side, squatted down, and inserted his little finger directly into Motorola's ear.
"Ding, recovery conditions met, system recovery in progress~~~"
"1%~~3%~~7%~~~"
"Ding, system recovery complete! Repairing, estimated time 24 hours, please wait patiently, host!"
Hearing this, Fang Er was overjoyed, already looking forward to what new functions his system would gain after merging.
He picked up Motorola from the ground and said through the gas mask, "Let's go, scoundrel. You stole the treasury of my Great Tang Emperor. Whether you live or die from now on depends on your own luck."
Hearing this, Motorola immediately became nervous, shaking his head and begging Fang Er.
"Don't, don't, don't kill me!"
"I, I am useful, I am a programmer, Microsoft's youngest, most brilliant programmer!"
"The system you recovered half of, it has a tablet computer, I, I can write programs for you!"
"Don't, don't kill me!"
Fang Er let him go upon hearing this, looking him up and down curiously: "Are you really a programmer?"
Motorola nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes!"
Fang Er fell into thought. This guy wasn't unusable, but he still had to report to Li Shimin.
After all, this guy broke into the palace and blew up a large section of the Western Academy's wall.
"Don't give me this useless talk, even if you can write programs, it's no use now~"
"What you did tonight is a capital offense!"
"Give me a reason not to hand you over, at least, to make the Great Tang Emperor no longer pursue your crime."
Seeing that Fang Er had softened, Motorola immediately turned from worry to joy: "Yes! I have taken many slaves, and they occupy a large piece of land in Eastern Europe."
According to later map divisions, Ukraine, Romania, Hungary, Slovakia, Poland, and Belarus, these lands are managed by my slaves.
"I, I am willing to exchange these lands for a chance to survive."
He paused here, and looked at Fang Er with some uncertainty, asking.
"Uh, by the way, do you know these places I mentioned? What era did you transmigrate from?"
"I transmigrated on September 29, 2021," Fang Er casually reported a date, then took out a map and found the countries he had just mentioned.
"It sounds like a lot, a total of six countries from later generations, but when compared on the map, it's not even as big as the four northeastern provinces combined."
"Truly, shallow waters breed many turtles, and everyone is a big shot~~"
As soon as Motorola heard this date, his eyes widened: "Oh my god, I, I transmigrated on the same day! "
"I remember, in your Chinese words, my good friend, it's fate, am I learning this right?"
Fang Er glared at him: "Don't try to get close to me, go see the Emperor with me first!"
"By the way, what were you trying to steal here?"
Motorola twisted his body: "Can, can you help me untie it? What I stole, no, what I took is in my pocket."
"It's, it's a seal, a mission item~"
Fang Er stepped forward and cut the rope with a knife. When he saw what was found on him, he was stunned.
"What the hell, isn't this the unicorn seal that Guan Shu and the others brought back from India?"
"What do you want this for?"
"I told you it's a mission item, this scamming system actually made me collect treasures of inheritance from the four ancient civilizations. For these things, I went into the pyramids in Egypt, ran to the Euphrates River to find the Code of Hammurabi, and traveled tens of thousands of miles~~"
As Motorola spoke, his eyes turned red. Especially this item, which should have been in India, but somehow ended up here.
"As soon as I entered the Great Tang territory, the scamming system kept issuing tasks, and it didn't allow me to hurt anyone."
"Ah~~~ *sob sob sob sob*~~~"
Well, in the end, he started crying. Seeing his sadness, Fang Er felt a little sad.
There's some beauty when a woman cries, but a man crying is really ugly. He grabbed him by the back of his collar and walked downstairs.
"Stop howling! Come with me!"
Cheng Chumo and Wang Xuance were waiting outside anxiously. Just as they were about to go check, they saw Fang Er escorting the person from the treasury.
"Brother, did you finish the job?"
Cheng Chumo's eyes kept glancing at their lower bodies. He thought he faintly heard sounds from the third floor earlier.
"Insert me, quickly, don't kill me, etc.~~"
He didn't expect his brother to have such a hobby.
"It's done, let's go to the Two Poles Hall!" Fang Er had no idea what he was thinking and replied casually, then handed Motorola over to Wang Xuance's custody.