"Well... that's... Host, you... you calm down first..."
Ming Li's expression was blank: "Heh! How do you expect this seat to calm down?"
System: "..." How would it know how to calm down? It had never calmed down before...
"Cancel the binding."
System: "...What?"
Meeting Ming Li's gaze, which lacked any emotion, the system shivered and said tremblingly, "H-Host, unless you die, you cannot cancel the binding."
Ming Li narrowed her eyes, her voice a little strange, "Oh~ is that so?"
The system quickly nodded, "Yes... yes!"
"If I destroy you first, won't this contract break on its own?"
System: "..." Where did you come up with such a shocking idea?? Can you not be so insane??
"H-Host, don't be so violent..." The system trembled even more, fearing that Ming Li would get rid of it if she was displeased.
Ming Li: "Give me a reason to let you go."
Upon hearing this, the system quickly said, "I can help you find a man!"
Ming Li: "..." Damn it! This system is broken, it should be humane-ly destroyed...
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Seeing the woman's expression suddenly turn unfriendly, the system panicked and, thinking it was being clever, blurted out, "Find two? Three? A whole bunch..."
Seeing Ming Li's face darken, the system's voice gradually weakened until it finally shut up, not daring to say another word.
"I'd better get rid of you then..."
The system swallowed and, unafraid of death, said, "...Don't, Host! I am your golden finger! I can take you through three thousand worlds. If you get rid of me, that's gone."
"You think this seat needs a golden finger?"
The system looked Ming Li up and down, then shook its head, "No..." It was over! Encountering such a monster, it seemed it was truly going to perish. Heaven wanted it dead!
Just as the system resigned itself, something flashed through its mind. It quickly took out the spare phone it had just bought and made a video call to the main system.
"Beep, beep, beep—"
"What's wrong, 008? Did you find a new Host so quickly?" On the other end, the main system was drinking a cup of interstellar beverage, but in the next second, when its peripheral vision caught sight of a certain figure, the main system lost its grip on the drink, spilling it all over the floor.
"Holy crap! Why is it her again?!"
Hearing the main system's exclamation from the other end of the phone, the system frowned slightly and asked in confusion, "Main System, what's wrong?"
Main System: "..." You're asking me what's wrong?!
After hearing the system explain the whole story, the main system's mouth twitched fiercely. It wanted to say something but didn't dare, and finally sighed meaningfully, muttering to itself, "It's a fated misfortune, a fated misfortune."
With that, it ruthlessly hung up the phone.
The system was a bit bewildered. What fated misfortune? Main System, at least explain it clearly before leaving!
Carefully glancing at Ming Li, the system gritted its teeth and unexpectedly pressed a red button. The next second, the familiar electronic voice echoed in the system space, "Forcibly initiating mission—"
Ming Li's face darkened and she uttered the classic domineering CEO line: Damn it! Stinky system, you have successfully captured my attention!