What's up with this sword?
Ming Li looked at the silver sword standing obediently in front of her. After a moment of silence, she released the large iron hammer in her hand and said in a calm voice, "Don't kill him."
With that, she waved her hand.
The next second, the silver sword and the large iron hammer lunged towards the bewildered Evil God!
Evil God, "?!!"
The person, the sword, and the hammer soon engaged in a fierce battle. The earth quaked and the mountains trembled.
The commotion of their fight quickly alerted the Heavenly and Demonic realms.
Lao Jun, who was supervising in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, sensed the abnormality and hurried to report to the Heavenly Emperor.
"What? The Demon Lord is fighting someone? Where?"
Lao Jun, "...Your Majesty, why are you so agitated?"
"Cough, cough, cough!" The Heavenly Emperor cleared his throat to cover up his embarrassment and said, "You saw wrong. I, this Heavenly Emperor, was afraid their fight would affect the mortal realm, so I wanted to stop them!"
Lao Jun inwardly scoffed, looking expressionlessly at the bag of melon seeds in the Heavenly Emperor's hand, "Your Majesty, before you say that, could you please put away the bag of melon seeds you're holding?" Who brings melon seeds to break up a fight?! This is clearly an attempt to spectate!
"Cough, cough, cough!" Hearing Lao Jun's words, the Heavenly Emperor quickly put the melon seeds into his spatial dimension and nervously ran a hand through his hair, "Lao Jun, you must have misread!"
Meeting the Heavenly Emperor's threatening gaze, Lao Jun's mouth twitched slightly, "Yes, I misread."
Hearing this, the Heavenly Emperor nodded with satisfaction, "Alright, tell me, where are they fighting?"
Lao Jun, "At the border between the Heavenly and Demonic realms."
As soon as he finished speaking, Lao Jun saw a flash of white light before his eyes. When the light dissipated, the Heavenly Emperor had already vanished from his spot.
"Sigh..." Lao Jun sighed and returned to his duties in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall.
The Heavenly Emperor arrived at the border between the Heavenly and Demonic realms and saw the Demon Lord fighting a silver sword and a large iron hammer. His gaze swept around, and the Heavenly Emperor suddenly spotted a familiar figure. He flew over and asked, "Why are you here?"
Hearing the voice that suddenly reached his ears, Ming Li's brow furrowed. He turned his head to look at the newcomer, "Why are you joining the fun?"
Heavenly Emperor, "I heard the Demon Lord was fighting someone here, and out of curiosity, I came to see." As he spoke, he took out a bag of melon seeds and offered them to Ming Li, "Do you want some?"
Ming Li's mouth twitched. What kind of utterly bizarre person was this?
Meeting Ming Li's disdainful gaze, the Heavenly Emperor silently retracted the melon seeds, "If you don't want any, that's fine. I'll eat them myself."
With that, he grabbed a handful of melon seeds and began cracking them open with a "crunch, crunch."
After a while, the Heavenly Emperor shamelessly sidled up to Ming Li and asked curiously, "By the way, who is the Demon Lord fighting? I've been watching for a while, but I haven't seen anyone else."
Ming Li said expressionlessly, "Me."
"Huh?" The Heavenly Emperor looked at Ming Li in confusion, "What's wrong with you?"
Ming Li, "..." How did this less-than-intelligent fellow become the Heavenly Emperor?
Meeting Ming Li's gaze, which was like looking at someone with intellectual disabilities, the Heavenly Emperor fell silent and hesitantly asked, "The person fighting him, could it possibly be... you?"
Ming Li, "Heh, heh..."
(￣_,￣)
Heavenly Emperor, "..."
Over there, the Evil God, caught off guard, was hit hard by the large iron hammer, spitting out a mouthful of fresh blood.
"Pfft!"
How is this possible!
What kind of divine artifacts are these two? Their power is so immense!