Upon reading the plot, Ming Li: ...I am disgusted, thank you.
After the system finished transmitting the plot, it spoke to Ming Li again: Host, the main system said that after Chu Junmo took away most of the luck of this plane, the Heavenly Dao of this plane became too weak, which is why this plane has become like this.
Ming Li furrowed her brows slightly and gave a faint hum, saying nothing.
The system covered its nose and spoke with difficulty: Host, can you let me return to the system space now? The smell here is almost enough to suffocate a pig!
Hearing this, Ming Li's lips twitched slightly, and she threw the system back into the system space.
Getting up, Ming Li raised her eyes and casually swept her gaze across her surroundings. The plot had only just progressed to the point where the transmigrated woman had tricked the original host to this place. She had just turned into a zombie, and no one else should know she had become a zombie yet.
With this thought, a slight smile played on Ming Li's lips. She casually picked up a steel pipe almost as thick as her arm from the ground and started walking forward in a random direction.
Seeing this, the system asked doubtfully: Host, aren't you going back to the base now?
Ming Li raised her eyebrows, a strange smile appearing on her face, and said: It's not much fun to go back now. It's better to take it slow; it's more interesting.
Hearing this, the system shivered and said no more.
Ming Li walked north, encountering many zombies that wanted to pounce on her. However, the zombies were all frightened away by Ming Li's chilling gaze and the steel pipe in her hand, which had been polished to a sheen.
There were a few who were not afraid of death, ignoring Ming Li's chilling gaze and the steel pipe in her hand, and pounced on Ming Li. But they were quickly subdued by the steel pipe in Ming Li's hand.
Zombies: ...Is this f*cking human? Isn't she a bit too arrogant? I really want to pounce on her and bite her, but they dare not! They chickened out, chickened out! They're leaving, leaving!
As Ming Li walked, she came across a house that was still relatively intact. Glancing at her dirty clothes, Ming Li decisively walked inside.
After driving the zombies away with the steel pipe in her hand, Ming Li closed the door, found the bathroom, and took a nice bath.
After taking a bath, Ming Li found that there were no clean clothes in the house. Her beautiful brows furrowed, and she directly took out an outfit from her space that the little phoenix had prepared for her when she was an ancestor in the previous plane.
After putting on the clothes, Ming Li walked to a relatively clean mirror, casually dried her waist-length hair, and a stunning ancient beauty appeared in the mirror.
The hairdryer beside her: ...Her hair dried this quickly? What brand of parts did she use? Recommend it!
The system in the system space was released from the dark room by Ming Li.
The system looked at Ming Li and began to chatter non-stop, showering her with flattery. Host is as beautiful as a celestial being! Host is a fairy descended to earth! Host is naturally beautiful! Host is devastatingly beautiful! Host, I'm all hungry!
Ming Li's lips twitched wildly. What was that last sentence?
Grumble grumble~
Just as she thought this, Ming Li's stomach also let out an embarrassing sound.
Ming Li: ...Isn't she a zombie now? Do zombies feel hunger?
Just then, a zombie appeared from who knows where.
Ming Li looked at the zombie, her eyes shining with a strange light.
Ming Li: I wonder if zombies taste good...
System: ...Is she this insane? I haven't eaten a zombie before, maybe I should try it?
Stinky tofu is also smelly, snail noodles are also smelly, and durian is also smelly, but they all taste so good.
Although this zombie is also smelly, she can just add more cumin later!
Looking at the eager system, Ming Li's lips twitched wildly.
Can she say, she was just saying it?
Zombie: ...Don't come here!!!
ps: Thank you, my little cuties, for the gifts!
ヾ(●acute;nabla;｀●)ﾉWow~
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