"Hoo hoo ha ha ha!"
"I can already smell my sister-in-law's fragrance."
He pushed open the door, and Monkey's lewd remarks came out.
"Oh, I have waited for a long time, Unkindled—"
*Crunch!*
"What kind of monster are you?"
"How dare you impersonate my sister-in-law! Show me your true form at once!"
Monkey didn't even finish his sentence before he directly chopped down the NPC High Priestess Emma!
This was his gaming style for Dark Souls.
No living soul under his blade.
Having suffered from UT, he no longer cared about the plot and just started killing everything!
You want to break my defense?
Impossible!
This way of playing allowed him to dodge the blades of destiny.
But it also had its drawbacks.
For example, after being educated by Gundyr, he was then beaten by the Ashen One for three hours in the Firelink Shrine.
If he didn't have a good mentality, he would have demanded a refund and deleted his account.
Since the NPCs who provided equipment were killed, he could only fight monsters with un-enchanted weapons, which was equivalent to starting in hell mode.
However, this playstyle, by chance, brought him a wave of traffic.
He decided to stick with this mode.
However, this time, an accident occurred!
A gust of strange wind blew from somewhere, making the candles in the hall flicker.
*Creeaak—!!*
The great door slowly closed.
"Huh?"
"Is sister-in-law angry?"
Monkey also sensed that something was wrong. Why was this different from how others played? Didn't they take the small ring and call a ghost to the Undead Settlement?
"Could it be that I triggered some Easter egg?"
'???? You can do that?'
'Brand new gameplay!'
'Monkey is really something else, I'm learning a lot!'
'Big mouth, you're amazing!'
.......
The audience was also stunned. The script was wrong!
It seems like a hidden dungeon has really been triggered!
Corrosive liquid suddenly dripped from the air ahead, splashing high on the ground and emitting a "sizzle" sound as it smoked.
At this moment,
A mysterious object appeared in the void, slowly revealing a human form.
The process was as if a cow was giving birth to a calf.
"Hey, hey, you're like this, it's pretty disgusting!"
*Splat!*
A 'beauty' fell!
The beauty had long legs and a slender waist, was dressed in magnificent robes, and carried a flaming single-edged sword.
The equipment was exquisite, Victoria's/
"Greedy for damage!!"
"Don't grab me!"
When fighting any Souls-like boss, never be greedy for damage.
Once caught by the boss, it's an instant kill.
Monkey was caught by the Dancer due to his greed for damage.
"Sister-in-law, please spare my life!"
Dancer: Dream on!
A powerful slam followed by a storm of flame sword!
[You have died]
"No honor!"
Monkey was like a toy in the Dancer's hands.
"Again!"
Monkey, disbelieving, resurrected and charged towards the Dancer again.
Three minutes later...
"Again!"
Five minutes later...
"Keep going, sister-in-law!"
Three minutes later...
"It's getting shorter!"
Two minutes later...
"I'm da—!!"
Monkey's breathing was chaotic. Even though he could parry, the difference in equipment stats remained.
It was harder than Mojito fighting A-Big!
Another three minutes...
"Damn it!"
"I beg you, spare your little brother!"
"I'll kowtow to you!"
Monkey was almost crying from being abused by the Dancer!
Moreover, there were no guides available on the entire internet for him to refer to. He thought he was the first player on the entire network to reach the Dancer.
In the normal progression, this boss came after Yhorm the Giant, and was comparable in strength to the Lords of Cinder.
Having just left the novice village, no, if calling a ghost was considered leaving the novice village, he was now equivalent to being in the novice village and encountering the ultimate guardian boss!
Thinking of this, Monkey couldn't hold back.
*Bang!*
"Heaven did not give birth to me, Jinmen Da Hou, and the soul realm would have been in eternal darkness!"
.......
ps: I took some time to look at Au and found that there are too many UT fan works. Are there any high-quality and very touching recommendations? I'll take a detailed look.