Bang bang bang!!
Treating the sandbag as a mock enemy – Lu Li, Mo Zhi punched and kicked it vigorously until she was covered in sweat and her face was flushed red. Only then did she stop.
Returning to the camera.
Mo Zhi gently wiped the sweat from her forehead with a towel and apologized, "Sorry, everyone. I just got a little carried away."
"I'm much better now."
After ten full minutes of venting, the sandbag in the room had been battered with a cracking sound.
As Mo Zhi, with a flushed face, returned to the camera, the audience who had almost fallen asleep snapped to attention.
'Holy crap, what kind of exercise did you just do that was so intense?'
'Just arrived, is this a 'green' broadcast? Based on the streamer's state, it doesn't seem like it...'
'If I hadn't been listening to your voice the whole time, I would have thought you had a secret lover hiding in your house.'
'Average. It would be better if your screams were more emotional and full.'
'No, you can get off to this?'
......
With her hoarse cries and lingering flush, it was hard for the audience not to let their imaginations run wild.
Mo Zhi sighed, resting her forehead on her hand. Finally, these seasoned veterans had found an opportunity.
Since she had started focusing on gameplay and immersing herself in the game's story, she hadn't said any suggestive remarks for a long time.
It had really pent up those lecherous viewers who had come for the suggestive content.
"Don't do that, don't do that. It won't be good if the platform moderators come."
Mo Zhi waved her hand. "I'm not doing it anymore. I'm too tired today."
"My touch isn't good, my condition isn't right, and my reactions are half a beat slow. I need to take a break from my 'craftsmanship' recently."
As she spoke, she was already heading down the slippery slope.
She opened PDD's livestream. "Let's watch how the pros play. Once I've learned their skills, I'll show you all a thing or two!"
At this moment, PDD had already defeated the "White Givers" and was battling in the "Slumbering Sanctuary."
With the experience of multiple rebirths, PDD had mastered the Spider Rune to perfection, transforming into Spider-Man and traversing every wall in the cellular world.
His agile movements terrified the small monsters in the sanctuary, and then, catching them off guard, PDD pulled out his Burst Bow and reaped them all at once.
Luring, gathering, and using AOE weapons to instantly complete the harvest.
This playstyle had been invincible in the previous levels.
The bullet comments were filled with '666s.'
"So satisfying, it feels like playing Dynasty Warriors."
Taking a deep puff of the mosquito coil, PDD was ecstatic.
He possessed the aura of an undefeated general.
However,
His moment of triumph lasted only a few minutes before the 'undefeated general' met his Waterloo.
Just as he was proudly preparing to harvest the newly gathered monsters with the Burst Bow.
A large stone giant among the monsters – the Golem.
The Golem, while PDD was charging up, suddenly extended its hand, and a blue magnetic tractor beam pulled PDD directly in front of the Golem.
Bang bang bang!!
The Golem unleashed a barrage of attacks on PDD, leaving him dizzy and disoriented.
Three farmer's punches, so sweet!
Before he could recover, the Golem slammed its fists into the ground, causing countless pillars to erupt.
Chichichici!!
Physical Body Destroyed!
You lost 529 cells!
?
"Ugh..."
"I was careless! This powerhouse hidden in the monster horde is not playing by the rules. What is that blue long thing?"
"Even with me so far away and broken walls blocking, it still pulled me in?"
PDD had a constipated expression. "This stone monster is not playing fair!"
'Hahaha, serves you right for being so smug!'
'You were so smooth just now, I thought you were playing something other than 'Rebirth Cell Person.' This is more like it.'
'Farmer's three punches will kill you!'
'So realistic, it made me want to throw up!'
......
"Again!"
As he became more proficient in the earlier levels, PDD quickly defeated the White Givers and returned to the Sanctuary.
Mo Zhi, watching from the sidelines, felt like crying. Ever since she missed the opportunity to kill the White Givers.
She had taken a wrong turn.
Others hadn't encountered the Sword Saint, but she was unlucky.
"I won't fall for your trick this time!"
"Watch my Fierce Boar Charge!" PDD's wild roar disrupted Mo Zhi's thoughts.
He performed an extreme jump and climbed the wall to dodge the magnetic pull. Seizing the gap when the stone monster retracted its hand, he slid in and smashed it fiercely with a shovel.
At the same time, the Golem's charged punch was also unleashed.
Boom!
Physical Body Destroyed!
"Damn!"
"I was full health and it killed me??"
PDD's jaw dropped in disbelief.
Is this One-Punch Man?
Disbelieving, PDD respawned and faced the Golem again. In less than a minute, he was back in the filthy sewer.
Again!
A person lives for one breath, a tree lives for one skin!
How could a true man be defeated by such a small setback?
After pumping himself up, PDD once again embarked on his quest to conquer the Golem.
Unsurprisingly, he was defeated again.
"Yo yo, chop! (伐!)"
"I'll chop your mother's (打你妈卖批)!"
"Fuck (淦霖娘)!!"
Unknowingly, the mosquito coil burned out, scorching PDD's hand.
This was the last straw that broke the camel's back. He could no longer hold back and unleashed a torrent of curses.
......
Comfortable!
After sending three "Super Fires," Mo Zhi contentedly exited PDD's livestream.
Seamlessly switching to Tuan Tuan's livestream.
Tuan Tuan had just cleared the Bell Tower and replenished her health, preparing to head to the next map – "Clock Room: From here, the Guardian can overlook everything on the island. Only the King's Castle is higher."
"Oh, here we go again, another boss."
Having played from the previous boss, the White Givers, with only one life, allowed her to significantly strengthen her equipment.
Tuan Tuan was now wielding two Lv4-S grade shields, her health bar was thick and long, and she was very confident.
"Come on, come on!"
The boss, the Time Guardian, was not polite either. The moment Tuan Tuan pushed open the door, it attacked.
Kaka Kaka!!
As soon as the exclamation mark appeared above the Time Guardian's head, its blade had already struck Tuan Tuan.
Short wind-up, fast attack speed!
"So fast..."
The blades dug deep, and the disappearing health bar instantly calmed Tuan Tuan down.
However, the Time Guardian was even calmer than her!
As it retreated, it suddenly threw three shurikens. By the time Tuan Tuan saw the shurikens, it was too late to raise her shield, so she could only jump to dodge.
But due to the thick shield, her agility was insufficient, and she still took hits from the latter two shurikens.
Whoosh whoosh whoosh!!
After throwing the shurikens, the Time Guardian pulled out a chain, spinning it vigorously, and then threw it at Tuan Tuan.
This time, Tuan Tuan saw it clearly. When the chain was one body length away, she decisively pressed her shield!
Clang!
She blocked it!
But at the same time, the Time Guardian used the chain's traction to reach Tuan Tuan and swing its sword.
A heavy normal attack instantly shaved off a quarter of Tuan Tuan's health.
Tuan Tuan's expression became serious. This boss was too agile and specialized in countering her slow, tanky playstyle.
However, she misjudged the Time Guardian's next move.
She thought it would retreat to cast a skill, but instead of leaving, it summoned a ring of shurikens to orbit around itself, continuously depleting Tuan Tuan's health.
Reacting, Tuan Tuan raised her shield to parry. Her reaction was already very fast, reflecting the damage back and reducing the boss's health to below half.
But she was left with only a sliver of health.
This was the result after using all her health potions.
Rumble!
The boss, below half health, directly entered a berserk state!
A lightning strike fell from the sky, condensing into a giant sword and slashing down. This attack could not be parried!
Physical Body Destroyed!
"......"
Silence...
"How could this happen!"
A moment later, Tuan Tuan let out a pig-like scream, "I'm not playing anymore! Ahhhh!!!"
"My double S great shield!!"
The Time Guardian played like an intelligent robot, dominating Tuan Tuan throughout, with various top-tier predictions and a smooth combo to take her down without any hesitation.
'Hahaha... Satisfying, so satisfying!!'
'Let's see you be smug, enjoy it now!'
'Broken defense famous scene +1!'
'This boss's movement and swordsmanship are very cool, with flexible and varied attacks. Definitely a rookie killer!'
......
After sending gifts and closing the livestream, Mo Zhi felt satisfied.
So, I'm not the only one suffering. Their progress is faster than mine, but they are also being beaten up in various ways.
"Everyone, that's it for today."
"These streamers took the hits for me, so you all enjoyed it too, right?"
Closing the livestream, Mo Zhi secretly opened the game and continued practicing with her dual blades.
"Ah... damn!"
"I fucking swear!"
A moment later, unrestrained shouts could be heard from the room.
......
Lu Li left the livestream contentedly after Mo Zhi's breakdown. At this moment, he was lying in bed, resting with his eyes closed.
More precisely, he was communing with the system.
"Phew, the emotional value is really increasing fast!"
In just half a day, he had gained two hundred million resentment points, bringing his cumulative resentment points to 1.5 billion.
There was still some distance to fifty billion, but he believed that with the launch of "Under the Flourishing City," "Ark of Doom Chapters 4-8," and "Call of Duty DLC," he would quickly reach his goal.
After the divine communion, Lu Li opened Bilibili.
A pop-up message indicated that his followed UP owner, [Bai Zhi Yuan], had updated a new video.
Lu Li smiled slightly.
He wondered what new records this fellow, who loved to torment and pursue the extreme, had brought this time.
......
(If I say I got another Ifrit from a free single pull yesterday, will I get beaten up?)