"Ahhh, I'm too weak. I really envy those powerful players."
"Scummy Guardian Ape, get lost!!! I've been trying for two hours, died more than fifty times, I'm so pissed!"
"Calling Chun Hei! Calling Chun Hei! I can't take it anymore!"
"It's been three days, even Teacher Chun Hei has been stuck on the Guardian Ape for three days! You cruel old man!!"
"Sekiro, start! — Die! — Revive! — Die! — Close game! — Open Sekiro videos!"
"Are you spying on my gaming life!"
"Please remove the camera you installed in my house, thank you (smile)"
"......"
The entire internet was suffering, seemingly waiting in tacit agreement for a savior's guide.
Chun Hei, a skilled player who always provided guides when encountering difficult bosses.
As of now, he had been stuck in the Sunken Valley for over two days, the longest he had ever stayed in a single map since starting Sekiro.
A secluded valley, where monkeys ruled, a river flowed from upstream, leading to the Water Mill Village.
Defeat the Great Shinobi Owl, then proceed to the Water Mill Village to exchange blows with the Phantom Lady Butterfly, and then happily end the stream – this was Chun Hei's plan from three nights ago.
At the time, the start was smooth. He first navigated through the hail of bullets in the valley, then defeated the Guardian Serpent and obtained the Serpent Fruit, everything went according to plan until he encountered the Guardian Ape.
A mutated, pale, super ape, it was like a White Gorilla come to life!
"Many hairs, weak to fire," but the battlefield was in water, so the effect of fire was limited.
Even more outrageous,
This giant, white-haired ape moved and attacked with no discernible pattern!
It was like a battle beast controlled by an AI suffering from mad cow disease, catching Chun Hei completely off guard!
He disgracefully ended the stream that night, fought in the game for an entire day the next day, died no less than a hundred times, and still ended up disgracefully ending the stream.
The most frustrating part was that the damn Guardian Ape played dirty, casually grabbing things from the water to smash, and it loved to fart, releasing poisonous farts with toxic mist!
And, it would occasionally let out low roars, and the head-on charges would disorient Chun Hei... every combat detail brought him a strong sense of shock and visual impact.
Whether from the front or the side, Chun Hei couldn't figure out the Guardian Ape's patterns, because this boss had no patterns, it just beat the master with random punches.
This day was the third day, Chun Hei entered the game early, and the battle was in full swing.
Clang—!
Clang—!
Whoosh—!
Splat—!!
In one round, the white-haired Guardian Ape used chopping, farting, and throwing debris as attack methods.
Chun Hei perfectly parried the chop, dodged the thrown object by sidestepping, and then used his grappling hook to escape the combat area and avoid the toxic mist. Both sides were equally matched.
He had tried to sneak attack from behind, that faint pink backside was his slim hope.
Puff~~~
The dishonorable Guardian Ape blasted Chun Hei far away with a murky rainbow fart, turning the water in the pool black!
Ugh!
A strong, sulfur-like smell flooded his nostrils, the scent of an old public restroom rushing to his brain, making Chun Hei gag.
"You..." Chun Hei, furious, trembled slightly with his sword in hand, enraged, "I..."
"It..."
Smack!
Before he could finish, a wet, sticky, black substance smeared directly onto Chun Hei's face.
Because his senses were clouded by the noxious fart, he was momentarily distracted and fell for it!
The sulfur smell had not yet dissipated when a scent of deep-sea, fermented fish sludge mixed with the foul odor rushed to his nostrils again.
"Gulp gulp... Ptooey!"
Chun Hei's eyes widened in disbelief, his whole body trembling as he said, "Bitter...? ~~!!@?"
"This is... shit?????"
"Roar roar roar!!!"
Seeing that its perfect poop-throw had hit the target, the white-haired ape stood in place, swaying side to side while patting its butt, revealing an evil smile.
Taunt power ·/
"So, I should be grateful for this piece of trash, huh."
Chun Hei forced a bitter smile. Although he had returned to a pristine state after reviving, the feeling of being smeared with filth still lingered and refused to fade.
He figured he wouldn't be able to look at dirty buns without feeling sick for months, they looked too damn similar!
Just as Chun Hei was lost in thought, a sudden change occurred!
Kaka kaka!!
The dead headless ape corpse twitched, and surprisingly, stood up again!
"I knew you damn thing wouldn't die that easily. Good, I haven't had enough yet!"
A cruel smile appeared on his face, Chun Hei's fighting spirit reached its peak at this moment!
......