What is happiness?

In the eyes of Nike's head, Knight, Nike's greatest joy in the past year has been lying in bed watching Su Feng and Jordan print money for them.

But...

Such happiness was far from enough for Knight!

Because after Jordan's retirement, the sales of "A-锥" (A-zhui) will definitely be affected to some extent in the short term.

And although Carter's "Half-Man, Half-Amazing Series" is also selling well...

But in terms of influence, the current Carter has certainly not reached the level of Su Feng and Jordan.

So, how can we continue to double the happiness?

Hey, you know what, Nike really found a way in the end.

Because who said that only sneakers can have collaborations?

So, in this way, after a friendly meeting between the senior executives of Nike and Pepsi, both parties discovered a huge business opportunity of mutual benefit.

However, in this collaboration, the form in which Nike and Pepsi will cooperate, and what will be the breakthrough point for launching this collaborative shoe, has become a major problem for both parties.

After all, the sheep aren't stupid.

Who the hell would fall for a dry, uninspired collaboration?

Just like the previous collaboration between Jordan and Su Feng sold well because the two of them cooperated to win the NBA championship in the 98/99 season.

If you can't find a reasonable reason for consumers to buy, how will consumers willingly open their wallets and obediently be the sheep?

However, large companies like Nike and Pepsi have many talented people within their companies.

Therefore, Nike and Pepsi quickly found a suitable reason for this cooperation.

Let Su Feng and Britney, this super sweet CP (couple), have a sweet critical hit!

"Sweet Melon" (Su Feng's nickname) and "Little Sweetie" (Britney Spears' nickname) series!

However, although Nike and Pepsi's wishful thinking was very good, no one expected that Su Feng would fall into such a big controversy after the start of the new season...

And although Nike always felt that Adidas was behind this controversy, and Pepsi felt that Coca-Cola was behind this controversy...

But in any case, after Su Feng was recently labeled as "gay" by the media, the future of this sweet collaborative series, even if the senior executives of these two companies thought about it with their butts, they already guessed the ending.

However, as the saying goes, when you think you're at the end of your rope, a new opportunity arises.

The ups and downs of life sometimes come so quickly.

...

December 3rd, Toronto Air Canada Centre, the Raptors are at home against the Wizards.

It is worth mentioning that even American commentators were hotly discussing Su Feng's recent rumors before the start of this game.

However, just when the commentators of major North American TV stations were joking about when Su Feng would announce that he was coming out, the commentators quickly spotted a youthful and beautiful figure at the scene.

Moreover, unlike the rumors, not only was the owner of this figure chatting and laughing with Su Feng before the start of this game, but the two of them also behaved very "intimately."

Even before the start of the game, Su Feng took the initiative to go to the sidelines and played "the hug of love" with the owner of this figure.

In front of the TV, who knows how many angry North American nerds smashed their TV sets at this moment.

Because the owner of this figure is none other than the newly emerging national idol of America who haunts their dreams:

Britney Spears.

"You're too efficient, aren't you?

I just gave you advice yesterday, and you actually got Britney in just one night?"

On the Raptors' bench, taking the opportunity to give Su Feng a glass of water, Nash said in surprise.

After taking the glass of water from Nash, although his expression didn't change at all, Su Feng actually felt a bit dumbfounded in his heart.

To be honest, if he and Britney were to cooperate in making a movie in the future, then in Su Feng's opinion, there would really be no one else for the Oscar for Best Actor and Actress.

Because this wave...

It's simply an official collaboration to "fake it."

The plot is old-fashioned.

But it really happened to Su Feng.

And to sort out the context of this, it's actually not complicated.

Because simply put, Nike and Pepsi wanted Su Feng and Britney to have a sweet critical hit.

But the result...

Nike and Pepsi never expected that Su Feng would suddenly be embroiled in a controversy that he was gay.

And coincidentally, Britney has also been having trouble recently.

Because unlike Su Feng's memory, Britney, who should have met her first boyfriend, somehow had her historical timeline messed up, causing her to still be single in this life.

However, in America, being single is not necessarily a good thing.

Because she usually likes to have fun, the media quickly photographed Britney and her girlfriends going in and out of major nightclubs in America.

As a result, to some extent, this also led to a decline in Britney's "goddess image" in the hearts of North American nerds.

However, according to American values, this is not a big deal.

The real big deal is that although Britney hasn't met her boyfriend in this life, according to the timeline, her second album, *Oops!... I Did It Again*, will be released next year, in 2000.

Now the question is.

First of all, regardless of who is to blame for Britney and Timberlake's relationship, the timing of their announcement was undoubtedly very clever.

First of all, unlike the Chinese entertainment industry, because of completely different values, American celebrities don't have to worry about their fan base declining after announcing their relationship.

Secondly, for the American music scene, which has always emphasized that art comes from life, *Oops!... I Did It Again*, is not an ordinary song in terms of lyrics.

Therefore, just like Su Feng needs a girlfriend to prove that he is not gay.

In "free, democratic, and peaceful" America, Britney also needs a boyfriend to prove that she is a girl in love, wrapped in sweetness, when releasing *Oops!... I Did It Again*.

So, Britney's record company found...

Right now, a huge business opportunity is nakedly in front of them.

Why not let Britney and Su Feng "fake it till they make it"?

Perhaps the simple-minded fans don't know how crazy the capital behind Su Feng and Britney is, but don't these capitalists know how much money these two can bring them by joining forces?

Whether it's Nike and Pepsi's collaborative sneakers, or Su Feng and Britney's international romance, or the top traffic in the sports and entertainment circles...

Just think about it, what a huge energy this is!

Moreover, after Britney and Su Feng's rumors came out this summer, the sales of some American brands that Britney endorsed, which are sold in China, have been increasing at a visible rate.

In addition, unlike ordinary Chinese celebrities, Su Feng's influence in North America is undoubtedly unprecedented.

Therefore, since this is a win-win deal that benefits everyone, why not do it?

It has to be said that the capitalists' ideas are beautiful, and the plan is indeed magnificent.

But the first step is impossible to succeed.

Because for people like Su Feng and Britney who are full of personality, they don't like each other in the first place.

So even if they're just acting, they're not willing to.

However...

Less than two hours after the capitalists' hearts were broken, a large-scale *zhenxiang* (face-slapping) scene appeared in North America at the end of the 20th century.

Because after thinking about it carefully in her mind, Britney found that, just from the appearance, Su Feng is indeed much more outstanding than the average person.

As the saying goes, people often only realize how free they were when they were young when they grow up.

Britney, who couldn't help herself, knew very well that if she wanted to become a real American national idol, then her upcoming album next year would be very important.

Therefore, if she can get Su Feng's help, then her fame and prestige will definitely reach a new level.

It's just that Britney, who always feels that she is using Su Feng in this wave, can't get over the hurdle in her heart.

And coincidentally...

In Toronto, Su Feng also felt that he seemed to be using Britney in this wave, so he couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart either.

So, after the two had a long talk on the phone...

A large-scale dog-blood soap opera called *The Untold Story of Chinese Sweet Melon and American Little Sweetie* was staged in Toronto on the 3rd.

Then...

Then there was no then.

In Toronto on December 3, 1999, where were there any reporters who wanted to write news about Su Feng being gay?

"I want to clarify for my boyfriend that he is excellent in all aspects.

And the reason why his circle of friends are all men is just because I am a very possessive girl."

At the scene, when interviewed by reporters, Britney looked like a girl in love, her face full of "happiness."

After leading the Raptors to a 31-point victory over the Wizards at home, Su Feng also said in a post-match interview:

"I don't want to talk about any topics outside the game.

And you can see that I have to give all my time outside the game to my girlfriend now."

Reporters: "..."

Well, after being fed a wave of dog food that was both unsatisfying and sickeningly sweet...

Who knows how much the single men among these reporters wanted to hammer Su Feng to death on this day!

And it is worth mentioning that, seemingly in order to further tell people that he and Britney were not "acting."

Afterwards, according to reporters from many media outlets, they not only photographed Britney and Su Feng holding hands, but also photographed the two of them leaving together in a car...

As for where the two of them went in the end...

Hey, this is a matter for the two young people in "bed," what are we meddling in!

...

The next day, news about Britney and Su Feng's passionate love swept across North America like a tornado.

Unlike the rumors that the two had in the summer, because this wave of Su Feng and Britney officially announced their "relationship"...

For a time, major North American TV stations urgently produced reports on the development of the two people's relationship.

And the major North American newspapers and magazines directly gave the headlines to the two people.

According to incomplete statistics, on the 4th, the tornado of Su Feng and Britney's passionate love destroyed a total of 3.07 million glass hearts, damaged some TVs in North America, and caused the entire North American network to be paralyzed...

For a time, all the products endorsed by Su Feng and Britney became the biggest winners behind this epic traffic.

Especially on the afternoon of the 4th, when Nike and Pepsi officially announced that they would specially make a collaborative series of couple shoes for this couple in love...

Knight, the head of Nike, felt that he was about to be suffocated by the dirty money.

At the same time, it may be hard for many people to believe...

In Toronto, the two people at the center of this traffic storm were disliking each other...

According to Su Feng and Britney's gentleman's agreement, this wave of the two people using each other as tools will last about six months.

And after six months, the two people will take out the excuses they have prepared in advance and announce their breakup in front of the media.

In addition, in this relationship, the two people will always adhere to the principle of making each other better.

Therefore, in addition to saying good things for each other in public, the two people will continue to maintain the persona of "good friends" after breaking up.

Of course, since it is acting, in addition to holding hands and necessary kisses, the two people will not conduct a more in-depth discussion on the relationship beyond friendship between men and women.

But...

Although the cooperation was very pleasant yesterday, Britney never expected that Su Feng was a straight man through and through.

Honestly, if this kind of person can be homosexual, then in Britney's opinion, she should run for president of the United States.

Therefore, soon, Britney and Su Feng had a big conflict.

Because according to the agreement between the two people, in order to make the media believe that they are really together, Britney will stay in Su Feng's house for the next three days.

And originally, Su Feng was thinking about Britney from the perspective of a Chinese person.

But how did Su Feng know that the American girls don't care about those things at all...

As a result, after Britney messed up the living room that she had worked so hard to clean, and even threw her change of clothes everywhere, Su Feng couldn't bear it anymore.

Damn it!

Since you and I are in a cooperative relationship, then to put it bluntly, you are also a tool person!

Can you have a little self-awareness as a tool person?

After being criticized by Su Feng a few times, Britney felt extremely uncomfortable.

Because in Britney's opinion, even if it's just in name, she is his girlfriend now, can't he be a little gentler?

However, soon...

Britney's resentment towards Su Feng was dispelled by the delicious food that Su Feng made.

You may not believe it, but this is the first time Britney has eaten such delicious food since she was a child.

To use Kobe's words:

Compared with Su Feng, is Michelin for human consumption?

And as the best player in history who can cook, to continue to use Kobe's words:

You can doubt Su Feng's ball skills, but if you doubt his cooking skills, then you are definitely a retard.

There's no way...

Su Feng, who is full of cooking talent, is so charming.

The only regret is...

"If I were your fan, with the way you eat, I would definitely feel that my idol is nothing special."

In Britney's opinion, if Su Feng didn't have a mouth, it would be perfect.

"My God, you call this style of dressing fashion? Auntie, your taste is still stuck in the 20th century?"

Britney: "..."

...

ps: Second update. Good midnight.